Like Matt McCon’s creepy “The older I get, the girls stay the same age” comment about High School girls that I am sure would be cancelled if included in a movie now – at least by all the activists out there who aren’t into dudes in their 20s getting hard for High School girls….the older I get…the less disgusting MILFs are to me…

I don’t know if it was deep rooted mommy issues for having a mom who died on me, making me distrust moms everywhere, I’d need to join some college circle jerk in a safe space to discuss our TRAUMAS….or maybe it’s just that I married a woman with Children and it’s been pretty gross…which could just be because of her laziness, obesity and overall lack of respect for herself that she blames on being a mom….But I do know that I’ve been consistently grossed out by moms..

I didn’t find the maternal instinct all that hot, once a woman is at that point of caring for her shitty offspring like it is something miraculous, when it’s just another kid in an overpopulated world….but I also didn’t like the idea of a damaged mom pussy from the lecherous children that crawled out of them….

Not to mention, moms were moms when I was young enough to have a MILF fetish, meaning, they weren’t these hot girls being hot and getting naked online….they were what you’d describe a mom as….all blown out and unappealing with zero sex appeal except when they officially lose their minds and try to reclaim their sexuality and sex appeal…and you can get in on that horniness at their 40 year old sexual prime…

But now that girls my age are grannies….girls who are mom are the younger generation and a blown out pussy isn’t that bad, you can always fuck the ass, if you even get to that point of “stepfathering” which I don’t recommend…it’s a curse…

So younger girls….we’re talking 20 and 30 year old girls are “MILFS”…..sure they’re not the norm, maybe they are working a MILF loophole…but still MILFs…and they aren’t all bad…which is weird for me to accept…but on MONDAYS…we try to celebrate REBIRTH and we NEED moms for that.

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I get why Moms post slutty content to the internet and that is because they know that there are enough dudes on the internet with MILF fetishes…or dudes who get excited when they see ANY naked girl on the internet…no matter how battered and beat they are looking…..I mean the internet is this play where the worst ditch pig who can imagine, you know just a pile of digusting, can get naked with her gut hanging out…only for 10-100 dudes to comment “YOU ARE SO HOT”…

It’s terrible because it inflates the egos of the gross which drips into their day to day life…so that us losers can’t even fuck the ugliest girls we know cuz they now think they are hotter than they are….but MILFS need that reassurance.

I figure, they’ve given up their bodies for their kids, their husbands are over them now that they’ve had kids and the honeymoon phase that’s long over is now having a family together…a little too real life.

Plus they’ve had a room full of medical workers rip a child out of their cunts….so they’ve already had the pussy out there….so nothing to fucking lose…

Why not put it out to the internet, to get that thrill and feedback and to feel good about themselves, because they won’t accept that their sexual lives are over…and I don’t mind since MILFs aren’t always the old 40+ they used to be, some are 30…so still young enough to ignore that they’ve been shattered by childbirth and all that soul crushing that comes with it…

So here are some MILFs, because mom’s are great for momma’s boys who need to be taken care of…and young people looking for experience because they have the physical proof that yells at them in the grocery store, that they’ve been cummed in like little sluts..

So here are those MILFs…

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There’s this weird fetish called MILF fetish that I don’t really understand….because I’ve always thought a baby ripping a vagina open to crawl out and mooch off the bitch for 18 years of disrespect, unappreciation that bitch gave up her body for the fucker, made a woman off limits…you know let her do that mom shit without my dick involved….

Even if you’re the reason for the mom pussy, because you decided that you wanted to throw your life and freedoms away to live like the joneses, or live like you think you’re supposed to live, that suburban nuclear family dream…where instead of laying on the couch all weekend watching movies high, you have to run the kid to Soccer, or Swimming, or even have to converse with them on some level of half retard, because they are children and thus half retards….pretending you’re interested, or that you care, or that you are proud…so proud that you threw your life away for them….I mean you’d have to play that angle, you can’t admit it was a terrible decision even hough you know it was….but yeah…even if you’re the dad in the situation…the mom becomes a mom and in being a mom she has no business being jacked off to…or fucked….I mean they make rub and tugs, and sugary babies so that husbands can fuck things that aren’t moms…

Anyway….the whole idea of young people wanting to fuck old ladies who have kids….must stem from their own mommy issues, where they found their best friend’s mom hot growing up cuz her tits by the pool were nice, while their own mom was busy neglecting them….because there’s not that much hot about a mom in theory….not even that shredded pussy and unwanted weightgain that gives them that mom body…or the deflated tits from breast feeding…it’s just not exciting even if she’s got physical proof that she’s been cummed in…

Now, all this changes when you’re 50 and new moms are 25-35 years old…because all of a sudden MILFs are young enough for you to want to fuck them, no longer the old lady down the street….and that fucks with my mind….I am not supposed to want to fuck moms….it’s wrong….but yet some of these MILFs are good….and here are some MILFS to fuck with yours…

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MILFS

Mondays are for moms in this overpopulated world that is turning on us by trying to kill us off with weak ass viruses you’re all pussies and scared of….so why not focus on moms of the world who get naked on the internet showing their pussies…to celebrate all you pussies….

It’s the rebirth before the vaccine makes everyone infertile so that they can birth….allowing the earth to be a more manageable place….where the environment thrives and brings back the oxygen to the survivors…

Mom pussy….a dying thing because all children will be made in a lab….so take it in….wrecked mom bodies will be something you tell your grand kids about in year 2043….but for now…it’s very real…and here are some moms doing things moms have always done because they are moms and thus have been cummed in at least once…x

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I guess with moms getting younger and young thanks to lockdown measures, social media, Kylie Jenner, young people feeling empty and alone thanks to being raised on a screen on anti-depressants and all, finding love in hook-up culture in the form of random dudes cumming inside them, only to realize that a baby will feed the emptiness that society brings…along with an opportunity to earn money off it like the best fashion accessory….or instagram pet around….you know give it an social media account and see where it goes…because if you can’t monetize the baby you have to fill the emptiness that social media brings thanks to monetizing everything….what the fucks the point…

But yeah, younger moms, hotter bodies than older moms, making the whole mom thing less gross than it sounds on paper….

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Nothing says International Woman’s Day than the one thing that defines a woman….and that is being a mom….unless you’re a new generation woman who was born with a dick…in which case, you’ll have to surrogate and never fully experience what a woman experiences, because to be a mom is when a woman comes into her full form…or some shit…at least that’s what they used to tell you before changing the narrative for population control…not that I ever believed it…because I always saw motherhood as a disclaimer that the women was used…..or at least her vagina was…when that afterbirth was expelled from her…she entered a whole new realm of woman…one that should come with a warning when posing nude online…which I guess it does thanks to the whole MILF thing…

Now, you may not think a vagina that has had a kid is a used vagina, but you’re wrong…it is exactly a used vagina…you just may not be turned off by it because it looks about as meaty as some non-used vaginas, maybe even tighter than some unuesed vaginas, vaginas are all made differently….you may also be drawn to their maternal instinct, knowing they can care for you like they cared for a child, because you are needy and the whole fact that a baby has been through the very place you’re trying to shove your dick in is just minor details…

I mean, we all need moms, just not necessarily on a sexual level, but these moms want you to want them on a sexual level and who am I to get in the way of that…

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Mondays are for MILFs because it’s about the rebirth and you need a MILF, or at least a MOM to champion or be the ambassador of the rebirth…..so this is all ASPIRATIONAL….you know to keep you inspired like you are a slick with afterbirth and ready to take on the day….

MILFs, which I am using as a general term, because I don’t know if I’d want to fuck all these options if given the opportunity, cuz moms are relatively a disgusting concept…

But Milfs, in that they too are experiencing a rebirth, one that may be about not giving a fuck, finally embracing their true self and not worried about what the world has to say, while coupled with their higher sex drive from being a mom, you know being knee deep in unsexy mom shit, taking that selfcare time to shine….because masturbation is their only salvation, releases and eventually they want to help YOU masturbate to help THEM masturbate.

It’s all so complicated…but here they are….

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The older I get, the younger new moms get, so when I was first doing the site and was disgusted by 30 year old women because I thought they were expired because at the time, that was the general consensus…it was 2004….a different ERA…I am a dinosaur….so the idea of hot 50 year olds was not even on the fucking radar….

Now that I’m old as shit, I am not disgusted by the hot 50 year olds, even though I know they probably have rotten pussies, but since we just look at pics and videos of them, rotting pussy is OK….so I guess I’ve decided that anything under 50 is ok if it looks ok…

It’s a crazy concept I never thought I’d be victim to….I’d laugh at 40 year olds with 40 year old women…but then I realize…we all fall apart and there’s comfort in falling apart together….when it’s photoshopped and BOTOXed to make you think it’s not pushing 50….

These are some self proclaimed MILFS, who in another era would have grossed me out because a MOM means damaged goods…and over 30 means might as well be dead…but I guess we evolve, not in good ways, and figure any mom’s out there wanting to be naked on the internet should be seen naked by the internet even if they’d otherwise be too old….because as it turns out…naked girls of all ages are still naked…fascinating concept, I know…

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MIlFs are people too, even if their vaginas have been blown out, we have learned this year, more than any year, that humanity or being human is not defined by your genitals…dudes are cutting their dicks off, girls are growing their dicks out, it’s a whole era of fighting female circumcision in Africa, but celebrating it stateside as a new gender….not that it’s anything new…it’s just only been normalized the last few years…before it was seen as a mental disorder or hook for sex workers to make more money being a weird hybrid…

Not that this is about TRANS, it’s about MILFs, who are arguably still sexual beings since having the kids, maybe more sexual since having the kids because they need to prove that they still got it, that they can still fuck, or that they are still worthy of being jerked off to….or maybe they just need anything to get them off to offset the hell they live in having a bunch of shitty kids…and masturbation is enhanced when people are masturbating to you…or maybe they’ve been fucked and dealt with the worse possible outcome of being fucked, plus all those doctor’s appointments that has made them more secure in their cunts, or at least made them not give a fuck about people seeing their cunts…so if not now that they are moms, then when can they reclaim their life and sex appeal. I just don’t know….

Despite my pear shaped body and sloppy tits, I am not a MILF….so I don’t have the answers…I just have the pics of this week’s MILF round-up of MILFs who said….I’m going to post lewd pics of myself on the internet for men with mommy issues who are into mommies…

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MILF MONDAY!

I don’t know why Monday is about moms, but I’ve already posted girls lactating, Kate Beckinsale, Liz Hurley, Kristen Bell, and the day is still young, I may have even posted other moms, I can’t keep track…but for whatever reason, Mondays are about moms and I guess that “whatever reason” is because mom’s still have vaginas, banged out vaginas sure, but vaginas none the less, and in having those vaginas they feel that they are still sexual beings, that having a kid won’t define them, or turn them into their own moms, they are sexual, they have cameraphones, and they are more eager and willing to get naked or slutty on the internet to reclaim that sex appeal, because they’ve basically done the equivalent of giving up in having that kid, so there’s no shamlessness in trying, and even if there was, who cares, they are too exhausted from sacrificing their lives for some shitty unappreciative kid who will end up a drug addict whiner….so get it while you fucking can.

I guess the good news, is moms are getting younger and younger since influencers need props and are all horny…fuck and get cummed in….plus Kylie did it…which doesn’t take away from the fact that a baby has been grown and shat out their vagina…but they bounce back a bit better from the mom thing and become less desirable on the dating scene because only an idiot would want to be a stepfather unless he had to…even a drunkenstepfather…as first options are usually the ones who don’t have kids…and don’t want kids…and the second option are those who don’t have kids and don’t know you’re important…only an idiot would want a woman with that kind of baggage..which is probably why MILFs are great fucks…like fat chicks before them…they want to take advantange of the opportunity knowing they aren’t marketable..

Anyway, these are a bunch of self proclaimed milfs being naughty on the internet….

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