The older I get, the MILFS stay the same age, is probably not the direct quote from Dazed and Confused when the 25 year old fuck was talking about the high school girls he fucks, but it applies to this post…because I am in grandparent age so MILFS are like jailbait to me….even though they’ve been destroyed by baby making, both on a physical level and in their soul, they’re still better than a 50+ year old bitch….by far…

So when I was starting the site, MILFS were in their 30s and 40s and I thought that’s disgusting, since there are plenty of 20-29 year olds who don’t have the worst STD around, the parasite the grows in your and rips out of your cunt, only to mooch off you for life….so let’s focus on that…yet HERE we are now….

So I still don’t have a MILF fetish and I still feel the same contempt towards MILFs even though mother’s are no longer a thing, as they try to kill them off and label them birthing people for the 10 moms a year who are THEYS or TRANNIES…you know inclusivity….but I do think that the more shit in our air, water and food, the less fertile the women will be and we’re prepping for a babies made in lab future…so no MILFS anywhere…so MILFS may be a fetish then, but they aren’t now at least not to normal people, but will archive this post for when they are.

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If you read my MILKY TITS MONDAY post that I do to celebrate a new week with breast milk, you know new beginnings, I am deep like that, you’ll know that I saw the local news use the term “Birthing People” on a report about new mothers giving birth during the pandemic…and I thought..fuck you internet for doing this to people…forcing them to think they have to reword their lives to be woke and inclusive, for fear of being cancelled or called out, so you have all these idiots using insane terms that actually do damage and not good for a society….by telling people everything they’ve ever known is wrong, so follow the leader to know what is right, but not in a “society is run by the rich don’t listen to any of them” way, but in a keep on micro managing and dividing us into the weirdest fucking groups since group thought is easy to control…

Anyway, I wanted to bring up Birthing People again, because it’s fucking crazy, so now that that is out of my system here are some MILFS, or self proclaimed MILFS who post nudes on the internet to celebrate motherhood so long as it involves a fetish from guys into fucking mothers….which I guess exists and stems from psychological mother issues…maybe mom wasn’t there, maybe she was there too much, maybe dad wasn’t there and you fear being a dad yourself, but you want to have the dad experience by fucking a blown out mom pussy…I don’t know…

I just know that motherhood is dying, whether it’s because we’re all infertile and no longer have family values or not, so take in self proclaimed moms who want to be moms you want fuck…giving their best shot or putting in their best effort into selling themselves as such.

As an old fuck, women my age are grannies, so MILFs are the younger generation and I’m glad we’ve come to this place together over the last 18 years of the site….so MILFs are my version of “JAILBAIT”…and that’s depressing as shit..but you know what, I’ve seen at last two or three hot moms today alone, I guess with modern science and me being old as shit it happens…so MILFs, although gross for breeding, aren’t all that gross to look at when forgetting they’ve had kids…blown out pussy or not…I mean it is the porn generation and I am sure 22 year old party girls have pussies blown out like a mom of two also….let’s call this the generation of blown out pussy…blame the porn industry…

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I know that I like to joke about the vaccine making everyone infertile, which could put me on some list of someone to cancel or ban, which would be funny, after all the inappropriate jokes I’ve made daily over the course of 17 years on this site, saying “vaccines could make women infertile” is going to be the one that gets me shut down….

Now I don’t know if there is science behind that, but since all the conspiracy theories over COVID have come true, I’ll run with it…..and if that is the case…MILFS will be a dying breed….not just because everyone is genderless and mothers will now be referred to as baby droppers….BD-ILFS which may be a bad acronym since BD means BIG DICK….and BIG DICK I’D LIKE TO FUCK is not what we are going for her….

MILFS are also a dying breed because girls can’t be bothered having kids, unless they can monetize them on their social media like a Kardashian, otherwise, they just get in the way of being degenerate pornographers who sell nudes…

Anyway, I used to think the concept of MILFs was crazy, even though I’d fuck anything, I never thought fucking a used car model of woman was the ideal scenario…but now that I am old and women my age are dried up grannies, I can say, MILFs are better than dried up grannies, so let’s look at these MILFs…

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If you read this site and you don’t, you’ll know that I know that I find birthing, reproduction, breeding pretty fucking gross, so I am here hoping the vaccine is actually a Bill Gates answer to population control, sterilizing the masses who I think should be sterilized…

I don’t find a woman being knocked up to be something natural, the idea of a life growing inside them is parasitic to me, they sell cleanses for that…

I don’t find parents who pretend how happy they are to be honest, they are just stuck and making the best out of a situation…even if having a kid brings their egos and narcissism some level of purpose…they know that they’d rather not deal with the headache…

I don’t find maternal women to be all that attractive….I figure most women are going to be wired to be maternal and don’t need a parasitic creature to prove that they aren’t just “get my hole filled” whores….

So as a stepfather, not a real dad, married to someone who had kids, I can tell you first hand that I’m right…breeding is trash…

But as I get older, MILFS get younger, and for whatever reason it’s some instagram trend, probably because of a Kardashian, so the whole fucking a single mom cuz they have less options of people to fuck, knowing being a mom makes them a burden, makes them unavailable most of the time, except every second weekend and most Wednesdays…still exists..

So MILFs remain a solid option to get laid by someone who will likely not waste her time fucking around on you with other dudes, cuz she’s busy being a mom and when she does fuck around with you, she’ll only do it for some level of normal intimacy and a fuck….which I guess makes them not so bad…even if their vaginas have been shredded like documents you’re trying to make disappear…only mom pussies never disappear…

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Since babies are likely going to be created in a lab going forward, the idea of MILF will probably not be a thing, because there won’t be all that much excitement around a 45 year old woman who still looks good despite having 3 kids, because the kids were grown in a lab….you know they’ve already normalized the surrogacy thing…celebrities everywhere are doing it…why get pregnant and go through all that natural body function bullshit…when you can pay some poor immigrant 5,000 dollars to do it for you…it’s the stand in, the stunt mom, I mean they use your egg and partner’s sperm so it is still your kid and your narcissistic genetics can go on forever….it’s pretty fucking twisted but it happens and if you and your wife used a surrogate….instead of just not having kids like nature wanted…that’s fine…you gotta do what you gotta do….it just doesn’t change how fucking weird it is.

That said, these are MILFS, and the older I get, the younger the MILFS get, and despite being grossed out by childbirth, especially all those PANDEMIC babies from horny and bored people who don’t realize the future is fucking doomed, they are still young sluts to me, blown out pussies, exhausted from mom shit, taking the time to get naked on the internet for you…like the real heroes we need.

So take it in, MILFS before MILFS don’t exist anymore because making babies gets in they way of being porn addicted sluts…even if CLEARLY it doesn’t have to…I mean look at these babes.

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For those of you who are still jerking off to Mother’s Day, here’s some self-proclaimed mothers who are trying to redefine what it means to be a mother, by getting naked on the internet, like they weren’t mothers, since everyone is a fucking porn addicted, chronic masturbating weirdo that they’ve decided to package as “Sexually Liberated”….I think the “woke” who aren’t woke at all call it “SEX POSITIVE”….which is like HIV positive but with less exciting end results…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, don’t worry, if COVID was GAIN OF FUNCTION modified with the 3.4 million dollars of FUNDING from the USA, you’ll know HIV all too well because I heard that’s what they injected into the CORONAVIRUS to make it spread amongst humans faster….CONSPIRACIES…right…

Anyway, these moms are saying “Just cuz we’re moms, doesn’t mean we can’t get jerked off to, cuz that shit turns us on”….instead of being moms who spend their time trying to make their shitty kids better people in a shitty world that has a very BLEAK future…because the dopamine release from CUMMING and the excitement producing smut for people to jerk off to…is just way more satisfying than dealing with actual REAL LIFE things like MOM SHIT….

So now all these moms are out here being sex workers, which may be how they became moms in the first place, but I still like my idea of moms being the leaders that teach us, that we can rely on and not the prostitutes we have sex with in our minds…I mean I remember growing up, there were only 2-3 whore moms for all 6 grades and 350 students in my elementary school….one mom was a stripper, one a prostitute and one just a hot chick who wore leather pants…it was the 80s…but now that number is “ALL MOMS”….which makes it fun for dudes looking to get laid but unable to find someone desperate enough…right?

For the record, I am all for the Whore-ification of the people….I’ve seen it happen, it’s shocking, I prefer modest girls to make the whore girls more of the diamonds in the rough, cuz when everyone is a whore, it’s just so normalized….and thus boring, mainstream, like pop music…..nudes are the new pop music…but I’ll still stare and you should too…

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Milf Monday…if your tinder friends with benefits is a mom…you know, if you’ve been shoving your dick inside a gaping mom pussy because women who don’t have kids date guys they see a future with…or guys that they want to fuck…while you’re just on the fringe of that….

Well, you may have had enough MILFs because the MILF you FUCK, is less one you want to fuck, but rather one you have to fuck cuz no one else will fuck you…..we call that a MIHF….not quite the same ring…sounds a bit like the sound that comes out of the mom pussy if you get her in the wrong position and fill her old, scarred uterus up with air…..MIHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

But you probably didn’t get to fuck that friend with benefits this weekend, because it was Mother’s Day and not the weekend without the kids…even if it was supposed to be…you know visitation rights in custody settlements….

So you may not be all MILFed out but instead JONESING for MILF…so here are some of those CUMMED INSIDE AND KEPT IT IN THERE UNTIL FRUITION ladies doing slutty mom things cuz moms can be sluts even if no one wants to fuck them as the first option…men are perverts and will fuck anything…not to mention there are some MILFs who are hot…the baby shit secondary…but just don’t tell them because we need them feeling insecure and undateable because of the MOM thing…we’ve lost the fat girl with no standards thanks to media praising fatties…let’s not lose the insecure moms…their baby daddies have spent years destroying them and making them feel like shit. Let’s not mess that up….

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I did a post earlier today, I know, so hard to keep up because I am so prolific as a writer who doesn’t know how to write and will never admit to anyone that I write anything on a website because I am not a writer…it’s not my vibe, not my dream, not what I like…it’s more an accident than anything.

BUT I did write a post earlier today with our MILKY tits post about how thanks to the state of the world, from chemicals in our soil, to plastics in our drinking water, to experimental gene therapy that everyone is lining up for…I saw some girl in the local news scheduling her gene therapy because she believes the hype and doesn’t trust her own immune system despite being 25 years old…and she was 16,000th in line…literally waiting on the line to access her vaccine schedule to book her appointment because the TV told her to….and is waiting for 16,000 people before her to schedule theirs…it is lunacy…makes zero fucking sense..is corrupt, political and you can’t even sue the manufacturers if you do grow a third vagina from it…

ANYWAY…the theme is end of breeding, end of motherhood, kids will be created in a lab after they depopulate the overpopulated world for CLIMATE CHANGE or whatever…you know UTOPIA….

So these MOMs may be the last generation of moms, so what was previously gross, a mom, YUCK…damaged goods…just look at her broken cunt….is now the COVETED living tribute to what the HUMAN body could do before HUMANS got involved…..so take it in…MILFS..

This will inspire my first screenplay, despite not being a writer, called “LAST OF THE MILFS” starring Kevin Costner….

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MILFs….an interesting concept….that I am grossed out by because I haven’t evolved as a persona and I’ve always felt breeding was a terrible thing….like homosexuals of my era it was always a “Gross get out of here breeders”….whenever seeing ugly people with their ugly kids in public places….I can’t help by be confused by any man interested in procreating…it seems so unnatural to me…or any women interested in DESTROYING her fucking body, mainly her vagina…for a child…it’s A LOT of effort and life is too short..

The funny thing is when you talk to breeders they all say how happy they are that they have kids, how rewarding it is…but I just see kids as little leeches that mooch off of you until they can’t….who blame you for everything wrong with you and who basically hate you by default for all the ways you’ve wronged them….SOUNDS AWESOME…

But yeah, not one parent has ever given me a convincing argument for why they had kids or what having kids does for them other than exhaust, stress, and reduce their quality of life….I get the “they’ll take care of me when I am older”….and I’m like “no they won’t’…or “it’s the thing to do”….which it definitely isn’t…and now that more and more people are having kids, even in a pandemic, where the future is bleak and the world already overpopulated and under a climate crisis…that they’ll stop plastic straws for but won’t stop bringing a life in…despite the carbon footprint that comes with it…in a full BULLSHIT egotistical thing….

The only good news about MILFS is that I’m so old, the girls my age are grannies, so the MILFs are like “jailbait to me”…and that may be terrifying to accept…it happens to ALL of us…if we live long enough..

So here are some self proclaimed MILFs doing MILF shit…that has nothing to do with raising kids, breeding, but everything to do with “I am still sexy, despite selling my soul to some piece of shit”….

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The older I get, the less disgusting MILFs or the concept of MILFs becomes since I’m grandpa age, at least grandpa aged if I had kids at 20 and they had kids at 20…but you get what I am saying…the women my age are old, dried up, menopausal and slowly hormonally becoming men…so MILFs are like the younger generation and I’m like “check out that young babe with those mom tits and a shredded pussy”….and it’s confusing me at my core…but that’s not to say breeding doesn’t disgust me…the process of childbirth still gross, it just means that younger ladies are moms, and I’ll look at them naked, even if historically being a mom was a sign of self destruction!

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