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2021

06

Sep

Milf Monday of the Day

As you probably know, I am not really about the COVID lockdowns, masking, social distancing, vaccine, vaccine passport protocols. They make no sense to me

There are a lot of reasons for this, including that it’s all based of fear mongering, if you google this shit you can see the data and no one is asking the people making these decisions any tough questions based on that data, or information out there….no one fucking asks any of the fucking questions!

I was listening to the government funded radio in Canada yesterday, to see what propaganda they were pushing on people, because I actually read the information available to us, and I heard some Doctor named Dr Wong from Regina Saskatchewan whining about how they don’t have mask mandates, or high vaccine rates and how they are a hot bed of covid, without mentioning that the pcr tests don’t work, so it is impossible to determine a person actually has covid, so I googled the Icu numbers to see the deal, and as it turns out there were under 20 people province wide in the icu….if the public health care doesn’t have the resources to support 20 people…that’s ridiculous.

People, what a scam, where is the tax money going, scammers….and the journalist didn’t ask or challenge the dude he just supported it to help the fear mongering. These people have no brains.

What does this have to do with MILFS, well, one of the callers was a kid who called into say she doesn’t like wearing masks, where the host pushed her with things like “but you know why you do right”….and she’s like “My mask gets wet and it’s gross to breathe” and the host is like “bring more masks”….without saying….KIDS ARE NOT AT RISK FOR COVID…

Then some other woman called in angry that they don’t have vaccines in the kids or that the teachers can’t be force vaccinated because of ASYMPTOMATIC spread in the kids…which hasn’t been proven to be a thing, like masks not working, and the host doesn’t mention any of that…he didn’t say “by asymptomatic” do you mean “HEALTHY”….

THEN THERE WERE PARENTS CALLING in angry that they can’t vaccinate their kids yet, and that they can’t wait to….INJECT THEIR KIDS with a fucking shot that could hurt them, that has hurt other young people, while COVID itself didn’t…

SO fucking brainwashed, based on zero logic, zero thought, because they are either braindead from the vaccine breaking through the brain barrier, or maybe…they’ve been conditioned all these years…

EVEN WORSE…a friend of mine has a kid who had his first day of school, and the indoctrinators forced him to watch a video about how good vaccines are…when that’s not true…VACCINES have never been good…vaccines are full of gross and bad shit and are the root of a lot of the viruses they are supposed to end those viruses…

It’s a fucking cult and these MILFs are to blame for not protecting their babies from the state….THEY need to protect their kids from the state….how can a parent not protect their kid from the state….

It’s horrible, not that I care about kids or even moms, I actually fear the whole birthing process, but I’ll get down to them being sluts….

I’m not a stepfather because of a fetish, I am a stepfather for free rent.

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2021

30

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

The beauty that is childbirth, is not really a beauty that I’ve ever seen, I find the whole thing creepy an weird, and not because I am some 40 year old Sex in the City influenced career oriented person, trying to have some cosmopolitan life, where kids just get in the way of that, leaving me some empty shell of a woman by 50, when I realize that money and things are empty as fuck, not how we are designed, and really just a flaw in society that has duped me into neglecting that maternal right my uterus gave me before it dried up….

I get that we are supposed to breed and it’s ok to want to breed….I prefer a mom to some bitchy career woman being all alpha male taking her business calls on her elliptical trainer at 5 am before heading into the office to be bossy and annoying…

I just think the baby in the womb, ripping through the cunt, is vile…and thus avoid the whole MILF thing, even if they are hot and don’t look ravaged, because they are damaged goods….but at the same time, I am a stepfather and a woman with her own kids is better than a woman with your kids, she’s got it out of her system…but it doesn’t mean they are hot…it means they are available cuz no one wants em…not even their previous baby daddies…

All this to say, this are some MILFs…which as an old fuck….is ok, since girls have kids by 30 and are MILFs by 30…if they don’t fall into the whole baby weight excuse of “blame the kids” so they can “eat the cake”….until they “die of diabetes”….

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2021

23

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

Yummy Mummies…..on Milf Monday….

Take it in now that the vaccine is approved and everyone will get them…leading to the mass sterilization of all people…assuming the rumors are true.I am not a scientist but I am all for the end of breeders….there is little worse than the idea of a human creature growing inside a womb from a misguided cumshot that made a terrible decision..it took the wrong turn on its way out down her leg.

I am old, so mom’s are young to me, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t sick in the fucking cunt…

So I celebrate the idea of no more births, even if it is demented, but I’ll still look at blown out damaged goods, cuz they aren’t as bad as they could be…Celebrate life while we still have it..cuz these ladies be naked…

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2021

16

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFs or YUMMY MUMMY’s and not the kind you’d fuck on Halloween, but maybe ones you’d fuck on Halloween if they were out having a wild girls night in slutty costume after one or two too many chardonnays or Rose’s or white claws, I don’t know what basic women with no real opinion of their own, because they are all just instagram trend followers are out there drinking, but I see them in the liquor stores and parks doing their instagram looking curated picnics and shit and it’s pretty funny….that people are actually so brain washed that they do this shit…

Anyway, the yummy mummy I was referencing was an actual mummy, not one who shat out a baby and decided to turn her life to the cause, where the cause is trying to reclaim their sex appeal, or at least pretend that having a kid doesn’t get in the way of their sex appeal..

So some moms are acting like thots of instagram with their selling of nudes or at least the publishing of smutty self produced content….they have cameras on their phone, they have vaginas, they like being jerked off to, or they like masturbating and being watched…so it’s all pretty easy to pull off..

Birthing is pretty gross to me, it’s like the worst parasitic infection I could imagine and I think mom’s should decide to either be moms or be sluts, merging the two is weird….even if guys will take what they can get…have some decency woman, you have kids to be a positive role model to….making money off selling nudes may be easy money but it’s not a positive way to make money…but I’ll still look even if I think a mom should be a mom and not a nude model….even if moms can happen in their 20s…and theoretically are still hot…despite being blown the fuck out….but maybe I’m old school…clearly I’m old.

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2021

09

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

I am a firm believer that 100 percent of the population will be vaccinated, despite any protest and resistance, in part because they got over 60 percent of people to already hop onto the shot that’s not even approved by the people involved, which is pretty weird, you’d think they’d fake that or hyperloop speed that approval process, since it not being FDA approved is a huge fucking red flag…

I do believe that with 100 percent of the population being vaccinated, there will be the fun of getting booster shots every 6 months or else your vaccine passports will be invalid and you won’t be able to earn a living or buy essentials….you heathen killing the world with your unvaccinated blood……

But yeah, I’ve heard the conspiracies about the current vaccines causing women to get weird periods, even some 80 year olds started getting their periods, which I don’t think means they are fertile, and may just mean they are bleeding from their cunts….but yeah…if the whole mass sterilization side effect is actually fact, only time will tell, we may be in our last generation of MILFS….new babies will be made in labs and raised in the institution…families won’t exist but maybe we’ll get to still have unprotected sex like champions knowing there will be no unwanted pregnancy…CUM IN EVERYONE….get that VACCINE so you can CUM in everyone….unless of course it makes your dick fall off…

I mean who knows what’s going to happen, but there is a chance that the idea of MOMS posting nudes to get some sexual attention because their husbands want nothing to do with them thanks to seeing a BABY THEY LOVE CLIMB out of their cunts, coupled with low testosterone, using the MILF thing to find a group of people not repulsed by that ALIEN concept of babies growing in the motherfucking women, who may not have moms of their own and love the maternal energy, or maybe just like fisting an unresistant vagina….who knows…these are MILFS….look at them hopw they want to be looked at…SEXUALIZE THEM like they want to be sexualized…

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2021

02

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

It’s MILF MONDAY….because MILFs are attention seeking sluts trying to prove that they didn’t throw their vaginas in the trash when they treated it like it was trash, by shitting out some parasite human out of it, instead of fucking dildos like a normal new generation empty souled pervert who lives alone, but doesn’t feel alone, because 1000 dudes jack off to their live nude shows…

As much as I hate MILFs as a concept, you know a woman ruining her fucking life for the sake of procreation like some kind of psychopath….MILFS are a lot younger than me, and I’d rather see them struggling to be hot, knowing they sold off their sex appeal for child birth, so they try harder to trick us into thinking they are worthy….it’s that insecurity they pretend is a blessing or gift…despite the whole pregnancy thing not happening through immaculate conception and the kids is just as unimpressive as all the other kids…attached to screens, not able to formualate their own thoughts, potentially being pushed into gender re-assignment by the age of 6, so that like their tits, their moms can exploit them on social media for a better life…

As a stepfather, I’ve experienced MILF, but it was more a MILNF, because I only got into this mess for free rent from a fat lady with no standards, the way nature intended….but I’ve experienced MOMs and as much as you like to hope they are maternal and will care for you like you mom never did, since she died of AIDS in Mexico when you were just 2-3 years old, that hooker, it doesn’t really workout like that.

As a pervert, these moms are for the most part under the age of 40….so when you’re on the old side of MILF cuz girls your age are grandmas…MILFs aren’t so bad…just the concept of MILF is.

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2021

26

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

I don’t know if American Pie created the term MILF, but they definitely made it mainstream. I don’t remember 1999, it was a long time ago, so I have no idea what I used to call MILFs before they were called MILFs, probably Yummy Mummy or something as simple as “I want your mom to piss in my mouth”…..

Anyway, based on my google research, despite knowing that google is the devil that manipulates facts through search results, MILF was apparently created in 1992 in California at a frat. Then American Pie made it household thanks to Stifler’s mom.

I have been watching White Lotus on some streaming app I don’t pay for. It’s a Mike White show, you remember him, he actually became super famous over the last 20 years as an actor and writer. The show stars Daddario, who I’ve been calling shit the last few years because she’s old and a terrible actor, but on this show she’s fine and in bikini and hot….Sydney Sweeney’s also in it…making for a battle of the tits by the pool…but MOST importantly, Stifler’s mom is on it….and she’s still worth a fuck, not a GILF…bigger, doughier, more muppet-like, but still worth a fuck….

So here are some MILFS who can thank Stifler’s mom for giving them purpose in their nudes, reclaiming their sex appeal, because nothing is more of a downer to sex appeal than being a diaper changing, blown out vagina, saggy empty tit mom.

Makes sense…

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2021

19

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

Despite finding the whole breeding process to be very fucking disturbing and alien….the idea of some parasite leeching off a woman’s womb for 9 months only to crawl out of her cunt, when the cunt is supposed to be the warm sock for our cold trench foot cock, not to shit out babies all over the fucking place….

I am now an old man and the average MILFs are young….so MILFS are less about being some fetish of some older woman who can do my Laundry and make me dinner while fucking her, only to hang with her kids playing videogames when not fucking her….MILFS are more girls who made terrible decisions in life and with their body cuz the future of the world is pretty doomed…and having kids doesn’t save sitcoms or relationships or bring happiness…it’s just added stress and horrible…

So as someone into women who make terrible decisions, who feel insecure about those decisions, and who think they are less valuable because of those decisions…MILFs are great…plus if the experimental COVID treatment actually does make the world sterile, along with all the pollution out there….and radio frequencies from our cellular towers….MILFs may be the coveted type of human for the future of humanity…but as over populated as we are…they’re just a bunch of moms trying to find their sex appeal. You may be into that.

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2021

12

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

The other day I was talking to someone and came to the conclusion that “Abortions are Free”, wish your mom had one….”

So the idea that all these women have had kids, or maybe some are MILF-FISHING which like BLACKFISHING or CATFISHING before it…is when bitches turn 40 but are childless and want to get in on all the getting naked on the internet fun all the young girls are partaking in but need an excuse for their 40 year old mom bodies since they can’t all be fucking bikini models….

But we’ll assume the MILFS who call themselves MILFS actually have kids because for whatever reason, they didn’t follow their dreams of being naked on the internet, but instead bought into the lie that having a traditional family would be fulfilling in this era of traditional family being work, being too real, and not being the free spirited degenerate fun of a SUGAR BABY on instagram…..

So with that they decide to get a thrill out of their boring family existence by producing low level softcore erotica that can be reminiscent of the 25 year anniversary BOUDOIR pics a mom got at the mall in the 90s for the dad…only with iphone tech, they can just pump them out all day when not too busy masturbating while the kids are at school like moms of yesteryear, but documented ont he internet instead of just kept to their damn lonely and sad selves….

I guess if they got the abortion that would have never made them MILFs they wouldn’t have had those years of being a miserable mom to inspire them to be nude on the internet….so another argument for why ABORTIONS are bad….they prevent women from being so rock bottom they turn to posting nudes….

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2021

05

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

I remember when MILFs went mainstream with Stifler’s mom and it became a thing…I don’t know if MILFs were really marketed as MILFs before American Pie in 1999, but I used to see people buy old lady porn mags and not for jokes around that time, you know when I was buying old lady porn mags…just me and some stranger awkwardly fighting over the one issue of “60 plus”…that’s maybe a little too old, but they had “40 plus” also..it was the magazine era when you could have a different magazine for every niche…a better time….

This past weekend I was thinking what’s next for DrunkenStepfather and I came to the conclusion that I should turn DrunkenStepfather into a print magazine, because print is dead and so is the blog forma apparently, and print is just a more substantial medium where people who buy it, are reading it, rather than flimsy blog format no one bothers with….you know….not that this has to do with MILFs…

Jennifer Coolidge (Stifler’s mom) was 38 when American Pie came out, but unlike the 38 year olds of today, she looked like a fucking mom with monster tits…and despite being more into Shannon Elizabeth, I could see how some motherless dude, or dude with mom issues, would be drawn to a MILF, you know her sexual experience proven by the kid that she brought to term and kept alive all these years…you know the kind of woman who can do your laundry, make you dinner, and fuck you like she’s never been fucked before…because of all that pent up sexual energy from being a mom who doesn’t fuck all those years…coupled with her hormones skewing toward menopause…with more testosterone that makes them perfect matches for horny 20 year olds…

Anyway, 38 doesn’t seem so old anymore, and most of these MILFs are probably still in their 20s, and not giving up on being sexual beings like moms of the past did….

So these MILFS aren’t traditional MILFs, but they are self proclaimed MILFs looking to be jacked off to.

Don’t let them down…MOM’s ORDERS!

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