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2012

15

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood in Panties of the Day

No idea what these are for…I just know that people love Sara Jean Underwood….which is insanity because she’s really fucking low level…but I guess she’s got naked for money before…which is a redeeming quality as far as I am concerned…especially for women so hungry to be famous…that they fake date Ryan Seacrest and agree to host G4 TV bullshit pretending to be into nerd shit…in hopes of it being a stepping stone…when all it really means is that for the rest of time she’ll be that obscure girl in costume signing autographs at the various comic events around America….which I guess is a pretty huge achievement for a girl everyone just assumed was gonna become a stripper..cuz that’s all she was skilled to do…

Here she is posing in her panties..showing off wrinkles around her eyes…cuz she’s not 19 anymore…but still stripping for cameras…like a good girl…good girl.

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2012

15

Oct

Sara Jean Underwood Cosplay for Comicon of the Day


Sara Jean Underwood is rocking comicon harder than the virgins in line waiting for her autograph rock social awkwardness….and I realize that it’s not that far of a stretch from being a fucking stripper….or even a Playboy model….which is convenient cuz that’s all her implant tit, fake hair, low level fame, naked model trash knows…..I don’t care what insignificant, low ratings show she’s on, on a network that’s gonna be shut the fuck down…..or how many shitty, desperate and pathetic fans she has….she’s a gutter slut bottom feeder and I mean that in the sweetest most loving way…..

What I’m getting at is Cosplay to nerds with a girl dressed like this….in stripper shoes….is no different than watching a bitch suck a dick to a seasoned porn watcher…..it’s just fetish shit that’s more socially acceptable…but responsible for equal volume of semen spilled….if you know what I mean…and you do…

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2012

09

Oct

Sara Jean Underwood Whores Out for Twitter of the Day


Sara Jean Underwood posted some cleavage to her twitter because she’s only on the map from doing Playboy and cleavage ain’t a fucking thing for her, I mean why else would she buy herself some fake tits….she’s a whore trying to make it in the mainstream the only way a whore knows how and I am totally into that, even though she should go back to getting naked for money, instead of this cock teasing shit….

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2012

22

Aug

Sara Jean Underwood & Emily Ratajkowski Do Carl’s Jr of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about that Sara Jean Underwood bottom feeding playboy trash whore…..her G4 TV nerd bullshit, and her implants fucking suck…

However, I am a fan of Emily Ratajkowski ….even though she ignores me and I generally hate girls who ignore me….it makes me want hire bikers to “tickle” them with force….because tickle is the new rape….

It may have to do with her duck lip injections…or the fact that she looks perfect when she is NAKED….and I Mean PERFECT ….

She’s not famous yet, only 5,000 people on instagram and twitter care about her…but she is gonnna be real fucking famous within a month…and I like that…even if it took riding Sara Jean Underwood to get there….

I like to think I was up on this first…but don’t like that I didn’t get up in this before it was too late…and it is alredy too late…she’s too big to talk to me…but at least I can always jerk off to her….she can’t take that away from me….

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2012

25

Jun

Sara Jean Underwood Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood is tapping into the softcore part of her roots, you know the firs 3-4 pics of a Playboy pictorial, before the actual nudity comes out, cuz she probably misses it, or more importantly knows that’s all people care about, and the only reason she has a job on TV is cuz she got up into that at 18…..and the good new is that after she posts smut like this on twitter, I can CROSS REFERNCE HER NUDE PICS, SIZING UP HER LABIA making her new half naked pics a good support document to her old naked pics that made her relevant….I dig it….

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2012

19

Jun

Sara Jean Underwood’s Twitter Implant Tit Blowing in Phallus Pic of the Day

There has been so much nudity on the site today, I figure why not celebrate along with this picture Sara Jean Underwood just posted to Twitter celebrating, what I can only assume is all the nudity today….I figure she is the perfect canditate to promote nudity as someone who launched her career and celebity getting naked for Playboy….but decided that those days were behind her….only to not get naked ever again…but to instead host shitty shows about nerd shit….but the good news is that once a whore, always a whore, and while she tries this mainstream shit…. I’ll just cross reference all her nude pics, you know sizing up her vagina lips, because I can …..it is just a matter of time before she gets back into pornography….we’ll just call these years the detour….every whore needs down time from whoring…otherwise their vaginas would explode….

Here’s the party pic for the virgin losers who love this bitch, even though she’s wronged them by turning her back on nudity…even though that’s kinda her fucking thing.

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2012

01

May

Sara Jean Underwood Modeling Bikinis and Costumes of the Day

I appreciate when Sara Jean Underwood does….sure I PREFER LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY ….I’m a purist and figure that’s where she belongs and that is what she’s meant to be doing…this attempt at mainstream, although a logical move for more money and longivity, especially when targetting virgin losers makes sense, they are loyal, I get it….but bitch was better off getting naked for attention……

Here she is in a photoshoot that my sources say is from 2012, despite looking like some low budget trash from the 90s, you know like the opening pics to a porn photogallery, where she ends up fisting herself til she squirts, the kind of photoshoot only someone serious about her career as a mainstream TV personality would do…..because modeling bikinis for 20,000 dollars or less just makes sense….

I’m all for girls being in bikinis and getting their money’s worth out of her fake tits, but this Sara Jean is sending me mixed messages yo….

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2012

24

Apr

Sara Jean Underwood Does Men’s Fitness June 2012 of the Day

It is safe to say that this is the hottest photoshoot Men’s Fitness has ever been involved in….sure I LIKE LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY IN PICTURE AND VIDEO a lot better than this….you know since she’s already been there and done that….luckily at the beginning of her career unlike most Playboy pussy…and that archived her at her prime while giving her a step up in the world…a lesson all young girls need to embrace and follow her lead on…cuz we like you naked at 18 better than naked at 30…..and even though she’s not naked…it’s nice to see her exploiting herself, you capitalizing on her body, to get ahead….it’s nice to watch.

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2012

23

Apr

Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Party of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood was at some Vegas pool party that I assume she hosted because she’s got an amazing body and needs to be in a bikini in order to stay relevent….I mean I think she needs to stay naked and take the natural course of being an ex playboy playmate and gradually make her way into hardcore porn….because I LIKE LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY IN PICTURE AND VIDEO

I am not too into her mainstream hustle…doing the nerd comic book tech gadget videogame thing for some shitty TV network no one cares about….that shit only works when I haven’t seen a bitch naked….once I have…and she’s no longer getting naked in efforts to have a mainstream career, it’s like she’s mocking me or giving me the finger but not the kind of finger than makes me cum via my prostate…if you know what I mean.


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