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2016

14

Mar

Selena Gomez Product Placement Eating with her Mouth Open Chemo Diet of the Day

Selena Gomez likes to brag about dying of Lupus or being on Chemo when it is convenient for her…and her marketing…

She also like so to show off her fat body, fat tits, that are used to balance out that fat body, and blame Lupus and Chemo for it….

Yet bitch posts videos, that we know McDonalds’ paid for, of her scarfing down a burger and bragging about eating a happy meal the previous week.

Now, she’s a Disney kid, she works for brands, she’s a puppet and vehicle for them to reach their core audience….I get that…

But if bitch was really dying and not eating organic, while poisoning herself with this shit for a dollar..to make kids eat this shit that is TOXIC…

She fucking deserves to die prematurely…

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2016

11

Mar

Selena Gomez Paris Fashion Week Skin of the Day

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It’s Selena Gomez against the clock. Dying of LUPUS. Getting CHEMO to treat that LUPUS. Pretty much not debilitating her from going to all the parties she wanted to go to.

She’s like a Make a Wish Foundation bald headed kid at Disney pre-death riding every fucking ride because she knows this may be her last.

Which makes sense because of that whole terminal illness managed by CHEMO thing….

So she’s out there, dressing aggressively sexy, working it for the paparazzi, because she knows Taylor Swift is pregnant and this is her window of opportunity to make her move and solidify herself in the industry using all those Disney taught skills…

Not because she’s not famous, but because she’s not Taylor Swift, and that is where she wants to be, because it’s money, glory and everything…and when you’re on that timeline, you know with that CHEMO that doesn’t make you lose your hair, because it’s such a small dose…you fucking work it…as cheesy as you can….and I’m ok with it…because of hard nipples, ass pics, I don’t care the quality, just that they happened…it’s like a baseline of how desperate a bitch is, and I like desperate….especially when it is fighting for it’s life…dying…

TO SEE MORE SELENA GOMEZ DRESSED SLUTTY IN PARIS CLICK HERE

AND EVEN MORE MORE SELENA GOMEZ DRESSED SLUTTY IN PARIS (WITH PANTY FLASH) HERE

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2016

10

Mar

Selena Gomez Panty Flash of the DAy

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I zoomed into this intentional Selena Gomez panty flash…at least 5 times…hoping I’d see a wet spot, a stain, a tampon string, a little labia poking out, anything…but I came back with nothing…because she’s Disney trained and knows if she’s going to do an intentional panty flash for the paparazzi in Paris, she’s going to make sure all loose ends are covered….

You only live once, so maximize, because in her case, all Chemotherapy treated…but still partying…while full of LUPUS…living may not be that long – so flash those panties for your fans when you can…it may trick the non believers into wanting to fuck you – even though all dudes want to fuck anything – with or without panty flashes…

This is almost as desperate as how she hangs out with Taylor Swift..for spillover attention from the media…lame…

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2016

09

Mar

Revisiting the Selena GOmez Nude Panty Pic of the Day

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Selena Gomez went big the other day at Paris Fashion week, in an era where going big means wearing a pretty revealing dress, with a lot of tit and chubby leg exposed, all while flashing her nude colored panties…because when you’re dying of LUPUS and in and out of CHEMOTHERAPY…all sick and throwing up everyday….wondering if it will ever end…going to fashion week and dressing slutty like it was a MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION trip…is the only logical thing you can do…in a “I don’t give a fuck, sexualize me like we sexualize everything, this is the porn generation and as strong women, here’s my vagina without showing vagina”….she’s probably on her period and/or not willing to commit to that level of proud to be a woman bullshit..

Either way, she’s on some kind of hustle you like…because she’s still got pervert fans that haven’t given up on her, even though I’ve never found her anything more than “cute for a Mexican”….

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2016

08

Mar

Selena Gomez Does Paris of the Day

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I’ve decided that one Selena Gomez post isn’t enough for one day, so along with her caged in tits, let’s put up a picture of her from a low angle, because it this her out, where we can almost see up her skirt….you know this is how you make a midget stumpy legged Disney Star who was a cute round faced big cheeked kid attempt to have some sex appeal…this is the Disney version of spread asshole….

But unfortunately, it’s not spread asshole…

Even though spread asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul, not that Selena Gomez has a soul, these vapid puppets trained to produce for older executives are just fucking weird…but not as weird as when they use their LUPUS and Chemotherapy treatments to get the pity jerk off from dudes into weak, terminally ill girls….the best…because you only have to deal with them for a short period of time before they die or are too weak to get mad at you for fucking all their friends…making Selena a good person to K-Fed target, the widower always gets more than the deadbeat who manipulated them into marriage…

Either way, this is her best work…fine here’s her panty flash for attention because she’s a fucking hack who needs her tits and pussy to get her paid attention to…

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Here she is stuck in an elevator:

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2016

08

Mar

Selena Gomez Caged n Tits of the Day

Everyone gets excited over Selena Gomez’s tits….which is amazing, because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Selena Gomez. The biggest thing she’s ever done, was sex offend Justin Beiber, and that’s nothing to really brag about, but instead she’s going to the media crying about him, which in and of itself should make you hate the bitch….all while being bloated from her LUPUS steroids, possibly rocking a new set of tits, that we can assume are implants, but that she’s never confirmed are implants, and that are hard to decipher as implants, because the rest of her is boxy….but she will not just confirm that she had a mild chemotherapy…she’ll milk it with pictures of dying children with no hair messages imprinted on our brains when she uses that “C” word….but she doesn’t say that while getting Chemo she decided to not stop her life, tour or partying at all, and while at the hospital getting treated figured why not get a tit implant….but since last year has been milking the tit, not like she should, love lactation, but braless, hard nipple and all…because she’s a feminist….a feminist who likes as much attention as possible using her tits like a fat chick…right…

Yes I spend my days analyzing celebrity tit. I know it depresses me too.

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2016

07

Mar

Selena Gomez on Set of the Day

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Selena Gomez was on set of a photoshoot the other day…and her nipple was hard.

Maybe that has something to do with her Lupus, you know a side effect of Chemotherapy – something she was milking a while back to justify her being chubby and having fake tits….to make people feel sorry for her and it worked, get the sympathy in to spin and make money….

Where this is the TITTY version where she’s compelled to post hard nipple pics to her social media casually, in what I call a soft sell approach to being an instagram slut, because not one wants to be an instagram slut, especially not Selena Gomez, who is famous without being an instagram slut, but being the instagram slut gets paid…stay relevant all because we’re basic and like to talk about tits….

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2016

09

Feb

Selena Gomez in Lingerie of the Day

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Selena Gomez may be famous, but she’s still a fucking bottom feeder. She’s the kind of girl who doesn’t have a strong management team and everything she does seems like it is insecure, confused, and is just poorly executed.

She’s produced movies like Springbreakers and made a fucking fortune of that and instead of following that “let’s make good content”…she’s on this popstar singing kick…god knows why other than ego….

When promoting that, she’s focused on pandering to her pervert fans who have been into her since she was 15 and working for Disney…by doing weird Pedophilic photoshoots dressed like “Little Bo Peep” or some shit…or following more famous popstars and instagram models around like a fucking latch on piece of shit…the annoying younger sister…still getting a bit of the action but still failing compared to them…

And when all else fails…she pulls the fucking “LUPUS” card…the “I am on steroids” or “I am undergoing CHEMO”…because LUPUS is a serious deadly disease…but when used in marketing nonsense is low level, spoiled brat marketing…

Either way, she’s in panties for LOVE magazine.

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2016

03

Feb

Selena Gomez Sluts Up for W Magazine of the Day

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Steven Klein is the photographer behind this Selena Gomez on the beach, in bikini, pushing her tits together…or as I like to call her – Dying of Lupus – possibly getting Chemotherapy as she likes to tell people….maybe even in these pics…because that’s the level of extreme her Chemo is…you know the kind that doesn’t make you feel sick, call in sick and allows you to drink and party like you’re not even sick…but when said…sounds so intense, scary….dramatic…

I think he’s trolling us, because he went so aggressive on the filters or coloring he did in the pics, it’s gotta be his artistic prank on us all saying, fuck you instagram for replacing our work, our lives, our jobs…you know a parody, a shut the fuck up, because he’s a huge photographer and knows how to take a pic…

This is definitely his fuck you to the industry, and what better way than to use Selena Gomez in a bikini to make people mad…

It’s like chill the fuck out on this filtering…we want nice images not fucking clown colors…it’s annoying…but the world fucking loves the shitty cartoon-like coloring…so he’ll give us fucking filters…which in and of itself is substantially more interesting that this bottom feeder Selena Gomez in a bikini…trying to be slutty.

Other than that, it’s a great fucking shoot…best of the year…other than the filters that are on purpose and kind of funny and I guess other than Selena, it has a vibe of authenticity, especially with the paparazzi in the background of one of the pics…more real, so we know it’s a fashion shoot and it feels like a Behind the Scenes, which is where the internet is taking us…to one giant documentary of each other…rather than fake bullshit staged crappy commercial stock image looking bullshit pictures with faces beautified so hard bitch looks like a cartoon….they break the fourth wall…so I dig it…because I prefer real…even with one of the most fake of bitches…but I don’t dick it…because I don’t want lupus dick…

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2016

25

Jan

Selena Gomez and Her Lupus Fucks Herself on SNL of the Day

I would assume the pudgy Selena Gomez using a bed as her prob, wearing a weird night gown and she rubbed up on some weird guy in Pajamas on SNL, sucking in her chipmunk, bloated by her Lupus meds and her Chemotherapy that she clearly is suffering aggressively from, whle her titties bounced, as she tries to define her own voice….to generate some buzz for herself…

In what I guess is a Make a Wish Foundation moment….because she wrote:

“Thank you @nbcsnl for a childhood dream come true …”

Because being talentless or just averagely talented enough…gets expedited when you’re dying of an auto immune disease…that you exploit…

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