Dude Stuffing Meat in his Pants
Prison Fight Ends with Crazy
Insane Truck Crash
Woman Runs Into Stroller….Twice..
Truck T-Bones another Cra
Florida Truck Fire
Real Life Joker
Dude Trolls the Church
Monk VS Porn
Jewish Man Beaten Outside LA Synagogue
Manchester United….Singing Drinking Songs Against ISIS
Argentine TEGU of the Day
Dude Steals the last Payphone in New Jersey
89 Year Olds Shouldn’t Drive
Insane RApe Attempt of the DAy
Woman VS Skateboarder….
Vagina Weightlifting is Everything
Jessica Simpson makes fun of herself and her billion dollar clothing brand while drunk on Ellen, where she mocked lesbianism, herself, her uterus, her marriage, her husband’s masculinity and her audience of people dumber than her that buy her nonsense..all while rocking a bloated fat chick face and fat chick cleavage making it pretty incredible to think she’s managed to get this far…without remembering that there are 30 handlers behind the scenes helping her get dressde in the morning…and doing other basic things half retards can’t do.
I like her…I think she seems likes a good time…and not just because she’s a billionaire, but because of the tits.
Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated bikini model, she’s living the bikini life, doing bikini things, like fucking rich dudes, or maybe she herself is a rich dude, who just happens to look good in a Bikini, who can tell really..not me, not here, not now…
What I do know is that she’s humping the air in jeans, something that could be hot, but isn’t quite hot, especially when she’s not in a bikini.
It’s like she’s trying to trick us into liking her clothed, pretty presumptuous really….because we can’t learn to love again, when we’ve seen her big model titties not in big model mom jeans….seriously.
I am well aware that Ariana Grande, fat American hating, narcissistic little Disney cunt, is terrible, and that her concerts would be the fucking worst…but I didn’t think it was this bad….
RIP Ariana Grande fans, when we all know it should have been her taken out, as if it wasn’t she’ll be milking this for a long fucking time….or maybe it will make her feel guilty have have her spiral out of control…
I am sure I’ve said “her fans should die” at least once in my life, but that was strictly a figure of speech, because she’s terrible and her fans allow her to survive…
I didn’t mean it, and think dying in concert, even terrible concerts, is bad…and the only fatality should be your dignity for being a fan of trash….
But I don’t think humans should be exploding other humans…that’s just fucking nuts..
It’s a sad day….knowing that you can’t go to a shitty concert and not get killed.
I mean Ariana Grande’s fans are probably 15 year old girls. What the fuck…or maybe they are sexual predators, like the time I went to some Teen Action movie to look at the 18 year olds in tight clothing….it happened..it’s real…and really Ariana is kinda hot, especially knowing how naughty Disney Trained her…
I guess she’s da bomb…
19 people dead…50 injured…just fucking crazy….makes you not want to leave your house..seriously….
George W Bush Trolling
Boyfriend Kills Girlfriend Due to Romance
The Full Times Square Crash
Dance of the Day
Wedding Procession Fail
This is hard to make out – but basically – a couple killed their baby, the mother tried to stage the baby’s death on the bus to cover it up…and some innocent woman tried to help save the dead baby….in UPLIFTING news
Plastic surgery ridden, annoying rich kid, who coattail rode her sister, while riding the Weeknd’s big dick destroying her broken and sad damaged rich kid womb, because the family bought her career….and people followed….and who is now a VERY important model is somewhere fancy, probably with her fancy friends, because this is what youth is about….
So people like her and her family, they like the storyline and with that comes her fake tits….and who am I to hate them for that, I mean they are good tits, and a rubuilt face, mocking the world doing all that fancy shit…because what the fuck else would you do when you’re a rich kid…work an actual job? Why…that’d be the worst when you can do this cockteasing….tits!
I guess what it comes down to is that Plastic, despite being cancer causing, can improve a bad thing and more importantly….THE CUM DRIPS OFF THE PLASTIC MORE EFFECTIVELY…….so she can get banged out by more dudes lined up to bang her more efficiently..you know without a shower in between..make it count girl…
Drunk Girl Fight Naked
Man Arrested after Punching Female Security Guard
Cameraman Gets Shot by Sniper….
Tattoos in China
Collapsig Water Tower…
Woman Fakes Accident
Driver Hit With Bricks
Women with Needles….
SUV Rams Into Building….
Cop Stabbed in Police Lobby
Speeding Tanker Truck
Here’s a video of Kendall Jenner cock teasing harder than she’s ever attempted to cock tease which is pretty hard because she learned it from her dad, mother, half sister and everyone in her life that taught her what whoring is….
This is better than any of her nudes, any of her tit flashes, any of her nipples for high fashion or bikini / panty pics…better than any of her Calvins…
Whether it is terrible acting or not, Kendall Jenner falling off a bike is her most erotic work to date because it could have gone terribly wrong…and she could have been mutilated, noting her family plastic surgeon wouldn’t be able to fix…or better yet…paralyzed.
I find Gigi Hadid and overrated, muppet faced, now more than ever thanks to the face injections she’s had to attempt to be a naturally hot and current look, that just makes her look like a tranny, or 45 year old divorcee done up for her daughter’s prom….all medicated…
She is zero on the scale of compelling or interesting, but she did go to SPACE for Harper’s Bazaar…
It is safe to say that it’s too bad they didn’t have issues, a little mission control problem, maybe an alien attack…it’s always the good astronauts who die too soon, while this bitch is just mocking them, being playful and useless…because that is what she is…useless..like garbage…rich garbage the people like for some reason…I call PR and scams…
The worst. Unfortunately nerds love everything space…
Here’s the Video…
I sent this picture of Alexis Ren eating a burger to a girl I know who doesn’t even have instagram….
I know a rare breed of woman who isn’t narcissistic enough to put out content of herself to be validated by likes and comments and followers…or maybe too narcissistic for instagram…who knows…but for some reason she knew this was Alexis Ren…
She said…”Is that Alexis Ren”…and I was like “is she your friend, how the fuck would you know this is Alexis Ren, who happens to be a virtual no one despite all her followers on an app you don’t even use”….
And as it turns out, Alexis Ren is the accessible hot chick that other chicks look at and think is so hot and amazing, envying her awesome life, despite being pretty much a nobody…
So I couldn’t recognize or identify Alexis Ren….in a line-up…but…appparently people can..
I just like her tits pulled out, despite being fake tits, as she eats her burger like a good girl.
It makes me want to be there with napkin in hand to wipe the mustard off the corners of her mouth….with my dick.