I have a dog….it is the only thing I actually love in this horrible world…because once you connect with a dog once…it’s fucking over for you…He’s been sick the last few days and it kills me on the inside…
So seeing this clip of a woman being interviewed after the horrible Oklahoma tornado, talking about her dog, only to find her dog….will blow your fucking mind…
Life’s not so bad, sometimes things workout….just not for me….but it’s good to know I have a heart….
I don’t watch award shows anymore…they are all staged, they are uninteresting, the jokes are lame, and ultimately, they just don’t make sense to me.
I feel like if you’re a celebrity, in music or TV or Movies, you’ve already won a fucking award, and the idea of celebrating these people who are already celebrated, is masturbatory and just fucking stupid….
That said, I don’t mind watching the blooper reel, whether there are nipple slips, or some shitty artist slamming the fuck out of a couple poor girls…it’s pretty fucking funny. If I was them, I’d sue the spic.
I don’t know if these is staged or just bad construction, but the asshole asking for kisses through the glass window….pretty much deserved this kind of rejection, I mean you gotta treat girls you’re cat callin’ through a window with serious fucking respect….and when you don’t…you know when you objectify them…there’s always someone close by willing to play hero and defend their honor…because some people treat sluts like sluts, while other’s treat them like ladies….I just pay them for sex….
I like the way girls dance in Russia. No wonder they are the hottest country for Mail Order brides. I mean I always knew that these intense girls, raised by communist parents, where amazing whether in the sex trade or the model game. I jerk off to cam shows and titty photoshoots alike….
I know people who have done the Russian mail order bride thing, and loved the experience until she took him for everything he was worth after threatening to kill him.
It turns out that greatness isn’t limited to the Russian pussy I know and love, it’s just as amazing when they are just kickin’ it on the stoop
I am very into fitness, at least when it comes to watching girls do fitness, because I have a serious fetish for it, one that has got me kicked out of many gyms I’ve volunteered at, because apparently cheering on girls while they squat is against their rules…..
I think my fitness fetish stems from all the fat girls I’ve had fat sex with over the years…you know lazy fucking pigs who smell…but it also has to do with so many girls being lazy as fuck….making it nice to see a girl really work on her body….
So every once in a while I’ll turn to fitness videos for masturbation purposes, because watch this video, and you’ll see why, the hard body just blows me away….what also blows me away is at the 20 second mark, where a dude is shitting…as she works out.
Obviously intentional, a prank to promote their fitness channel, you know make it go viral, in such a simple way and you know what, it’s a prank I can appreciate, that’s why I’m posting it.
More viral videos need 1 second shots of people shitting. It will make Youtube a better place.
I’ve been saying Kate Upton is an overrated pig of a girl who only gets work because she’s popular thanks to her big tits…..tits the rest of her awkward body have caught up to…..
So, I just watched 10 hours of Kate Upton walking the runway to prove it and I was right, her sloppy belly slappin’ around in what is the least attractive thing in modeling….but for some reason, I know all you freaks will love this….all cuz of her tits…
So when I used to say she was an Anna Nicole Smith in training, because I knew busty 18 year olds and they all ended up fat, I actually meant, she’s a fat Anna Nicole Smith, the glory days are behind her, she’s already ended up fat….
But watching her for 10 hours, is like a spiritual journey everyone should take, a horrible, flappy spiritual journey….
Fat chicks are the worst….if they aren’t slobbing around their own filth because they are too lazy to be domestic, or huffing and puffing because they have to walk 100 feet, they’re complaining about how the media portrays them in a negative light, or embracing their bodies and trying to make a point of how they love themselves, despite the fact they are killing themselves with chronic illness due to bad diet and no exercise….cuz healthy isn’t good, donuts are….all while having little to know bad skin, disgusting to look at sex appeal…I saw let the whole breed burn…
So seeing this fat chick try to sacrifice herself through limited athleticism – cuz thanks to pop culture, she doesn’t know she’s fat, is something that should be celebrated.
If all fat girls jumped in the fire, causing one been greasy sizzle, the streets would be far more fun to walk…and even if you like fat chicks, you chubby chaser, you’ll appreciate the “Fail” in all this, while I just appreciate the hope of a better tomorrow it represents…
I never really paid attention to it. I just assumed it was a promotion around the Superbowl to generate some hype, make some extra money. You know, a clever marketing stunt for a beer company….
But I guess the fact that the world is perverted, and love lingerie, made them realize making a league for the shit was the right thing to do….and here is a clip of one of the players twerking on her opponent in what may be the greatest moment ever in sports….if you can consider this a sport…which I do…because I also consider snorting lines a sport, it gets my heart rate up….and makes me sweat….so I’m not the best judge of these things. I just watch the videos.
In videos that make absolutely no sense, here’s a guy who rides his bike past a motorbike, stops and has what I assume is an intense conversation with the bike, before dropping his pants and having sex with it, in the mittle of the street…..I guess dude really likes motorcycles….too much to control himself in fucking public. This is insane.
Apparently, female arm wrestling is my new favorite sport. Not because I like the idea of a girl who can humiliate me in front for a group of people by showing off how pussy these computer typing arms are….but because of the screams….
This is one of the more ridiculous videos I’ve seen today…but in my defense I just woke up. I mean, this woman isn’t hot in anyway, but every once in a while we need to masturbate to the ugly ones to appreciate the good looking ones, you know bad sex to like what you have, kinda why married chicks have sex with me to save their marriages, because they realize hey it’s not so bad…
More importantly, this video is no about the host, it’s about her ass, and the tricks that it does….How can you hate this loveliness…
I have no idea who this girl is or what her speech is about, but I do know that it is really fucking boring….and the only thing that keeps me watching…is her monster camel toe….that shit will carry any speech to the fucking top…at least where I am from…..
I guess she was too busy researching her hippie diet shit, you know her raw food diet no one cares about, to wear underwear….
In fact, I watched the whole video and around 5 minutes into me and her cameltoe falling in love, she says that she made her outfit herself….and it is organic…
You’d think her hippie bush would have stopped this from happening, so I am glad it didn’t…
Her spoken word at the end is actually more humiliating than the cameltoe…
Here’s some Argentina performer with ridiculous implants performing on TV in some ghetto mall music video quality shitty fucking song that I guess she realizes is a fail aroun the 3 mintue mark when her tit fully pops out of her shit….you know and she doesn’t realize it because she’s just so fucking into it…and because implants, when purchased in central AMerica sometimes lose their feel….
Her name is Laura Miller and she’s amazing even if she can’t sing….
This video hit my facebook feed earlier today and I thought it was amazing.
He’s from Mali, has polio, but doesn’t let that stop him from getting down on the dancefloor, dragging himself around and twerking better than most white girls trying to be hip hop cuz hip hop is pop….
While some of you, may just like watching a cripple do things you’re too pussy to do, because it’s different, and different makes you laugh….
Seriously, there’s no way you get more pussy than this dude…