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2024

14

Oct

Britney Spears Erotic Bathing Suit Behavior of the Day

The highlight of the week already happened in the form of Britney Spears, or the body double that plays Britney Spears, playing around in the ocean in a yellow bikini in what may be old content that she is repurposing…so from humping the air like a horny medicated retard…to crawling around in the tropical waters on all fours….featuring a bathing suit being eaten by her vagina…which is coincidentally a bathing suit that would be amazing if eaten by me….but only after days of use and weeks of fermentation in hopes of having a spiritual trip like micro-dosing mushrooms….to find some kind of enlightenment…where my fungus of choice is Britney’s toxic, medicated, pussy juice aged to perfection….because I’m weird.

What I am trying to say is that Britney may be dead, but she doesn’t need to be alive to be ALIVE to me…if you know what I mean..

I know the necros and doll fuckers out there get what I’m saying….SICKOS….

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2024

01

Oct

Britney Spears Keeps on Dancing of the Day

I am a firm believer that legalizing dancing was the fall of society.

I’ve seen Footloose and I think a dance-less town is a good place to fucking be.

You know, head out on the road to track down strippers a county over, while keeping your country safe from the retardation of dance.

Unfortunately, we’ve fallen too hard as a people and now we’re living in this bullshit internet world that skews our brains and that makes even the most remote hick, who has no business speaking like a “Valley Girl” with his UPTALK rather than the dialect of his remote living people in the island of their small town….

We’ve got people who would have never decided to switch up their genders if it wasn’t for internet…they’d be oppressed, not gay and weird buying all the trending items they are told to buy….or listen to…mass indoctrination.

Dance is part of the problem, the Chinese know it and exploit it with TikTok…clearly Britney or the AI they pretend is Britney, or the body double they say is Britney because Britney is dead keeps on dancing and crazy girls dancing is the only dancing you need…because you can pretend it is how she fucks….

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2024

16

Sep

Britney Spears Cups her Breasts of the Day

Britney Spears posted a picture of her cupping her big Louisiana sea food boil set of aged popstar tits.

It feels like it’s another one of her old content pieces that we’ve already seen posted, because they keep on recycling very similar photos to keep her instagram profile alive in a way that makes you think she’s alive.

I like to think that there’s some evil conspiracy, where Britney is in a mental spazz coma in the basement of her mansion, while her team keep her accounts updated to give you a sense that she’s alive but crazy.

So they post recycled half naked content, write insane captions that make no sense, like this one which was along the lines of “I know this picture looks like an old picture I posted, but I like to recreate pictures every year to see how I’ve changed, in order to build self esteem from all the jerks I’ve been taken down by over the last year in this crazy world”….or something along those crazy lines…

The only reason I believe it could be real is how bootleg it looks, the shit seems shot in the 00s on an early camera phone that only celebs had access to….but that could just be the aesthetic they are going for in packaging as crazy and always shooting dance videos in the same place in her house…

Dead or alive, crazy or not, free or in captivity, she’s still Britney Spears and I’ll stare at her videos even if that shit is old content or AI…it’s Britney motherfuckers…

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2024

12

Sep

Britney Spears Dancing to Get Us Through the Night of the Day

I am convinced that Britney Spears is dead and whatever they are presenting of her is a body double, AI, or old content.

I realize she did a video before posting these dance moves about the VMAs, some kind of tribute to her life before being medicated by her handlers, assuming she hasn’t been medicated by her handlers since they first brought her out of the cloning lab they build these celebrities in, before they brain wash them and turn them into money making machines….

It’s current, like a hostage holding up the newspaper but I still think she’s dead and whether she’s or not, I’ll still watch her weird dance videos that seem to be part of some sort of conspiracy that only insiders are kept up to speed on, some everything is scripted or for a reason that we don’t understand because it’s part of an even bigger conspiracy because it’d be boring if a star of her size fell off this hard and isn’t even releasing porn clips, just weird panty clips.

I guess we’ll see how they conclude the Britney Spears story of abuse, but while they figure out their storylines, I’m here to watch her panty dances…and now so are you.

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2024

09

Sep

Britney Spears Farts on a Hat of the Day

Here’s a video of Britney Spears gyrating the air, like she’s fucking a ghost, or one of the voices in her crazy head.

She’s also in a skimpy bikini and showing off her pubic bone, which is something that she does in these weirdly shot videos from the prison she calls home.

I still think she’s on a Green Screen, or that this shit is just AI, but I don’t think it really matters whether Britney is dead, or if she’s actually in the midst of a mental breakdown that we are experiencing, or if her handlers just want us to think she’s being crazy while using a body double, while she’s in a medical induced coma in her a hospital bed in her basement….

I think the whole thing is pretty erotic….and I’m not even into girls farting in cowboy hats as a fetish….

I’m more into half naked 40 something pop stars crashing and burning in the weirdest of ways…she’s professionally trained but handles the internet like a crackwhore who just got her first phone with a camera on it from the government so she’s doing her best to make it count…

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2024

03

Sep

Britney Spears Weird Dances Continue of the Day

Britney Spears is a professionally trained dancer with well over 10,000 hours of training behind her.

So watching her half retarded and probably heavily medicated dance routines, where she gyrates her hips like she’s riding a sybian, become a lot less awkward and Phoebe Price desperate and a lot more legitimate.

This girl has a command over her body like very few people have, so her belly dancing as her little skirt shows off her pubic bone is all tactical…..

I still think Britney Spears is dead, or locked up in the basement, that this is AI or some Green Screen from the same backdrop, maybe old content, maybe body double content, ultimately, not doing very well content but doesn’t that just make you want to fuck her more…

The fact that she’s either dead may not be that hot, the fact that she is crazy gives you the perception of better sex, but it has been my experience that the crazier the girl doesn’t mean the better the sex, oftentimes, it just means the scarier the sex and the harder it is to escape the sex…

Either way, Britney’s or whoever this is is looking good.

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2024

26

Aug

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day

It is safe to assume that when someone officially loses their mind, maybe because there’s been too many anti-depressants jacked up inside her brain while her handlers abuse and traumatized her, they seem to like to dance erratically like lunatics…

You know, letting their inner demons out….in ways that you could imagine the bitch being crazy enough to accidentally end up on your dick…..because based on the videos Britney or the body double they use as Britney because Britney is actually dead…

She’s almost so far gone that it is almost likely that she’d be willing to fuck a guy like you…so her middle aged mom ass and exposed pubic bone gyrating for instagram in some humilation ritual…channeling the inner Phoebe Price….becomes far more fun to stare at because you can imagine it on your dick….

All you need to do is access her and this lunacy can ride you until you explode up inside it, which wouldn’t be too long of a time since it’s Britney, unless you’re kinda terrified by this kind of thing and only doing it for the story.

I believe in you and your ability to seduce a Britney Spears into raping you like a horny lunatic with an itch she can’t quite scratch in her panties….

Here is today’s Spears dance video:

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2024

23

Aug

Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day

Britney Spears, one of the most prolific pop stars of this generation, who has been performing since she was a little kid, training for hours and hours at her craft….producing shows and tours and performances that inspire and excite her fans….starring in music videos that defined a generation….has managed to put together dance videos on instagram that feel like your medicated single cat lady aunt at a family wedding after one too many glasses of wine poorly interacts with her alergy meds because they are weird and awkward and make you feel as uncomfortable as you’d feel if that same aunt grabbed your crotch while drunk asking you to fuck her despite being related….

It’s a vibe…

Her look is luckily more of trailer park meth addict stripper too old to strip as she grabs her tits energy….and these top level performances are pretty ghetto and unreal but that’s why I love them…

Hot tits and crazy eyes….amazing.

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2024

20

Aug

Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

Foot fetishists will jerk off to any foot….so why not make it Britney Spears’ foot. We can’t guarantee this isn’t a corpse foot since I am convinced that she’s dead, but that hasn’t stopped you in the past…you committed Foot Fetishist weirdo..

As a foot fetishist, do you think of all the places those feet have been. All the steps they’ve taken, all the miles walked, all the shit that they’ve stepped in, all the stubbed toes and rolled ankles, the calluses and the foot fungus infections….ingrown toenails from the dancing….

Do you think old lady feed, all thick skinned and yellow tinged are the best thing to cum on, better if they give you a foot job…

I don’t get it…but if I was to jerk off to any feet, I think Britney’s feet would be a good place to start.

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2024

15

Aug

Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

Terrifying, dead, a body double, old content, institutionalized, old, crazy or not…this shit is amazing.

Britney Spears or the account presenting itself as Britney Spears puts out some of the hottest content around….all from the prison she calls home…that luxury mansion they don’t let her leave..despite being freed from their conservatorship….

At least that’s the official story they run with…..

This is supposed to be a top level, trained performer but it has pure Phoebe Price energy…

She trained to become a masterful performer all those years, all those hours, all that money invested in coaches….only to become this…

She is always dancing in the same place, in the same outfits..is it old, or new, recycled or fresh….we’ll just never know and that level of creepy conspiracy is what makes it so hot.

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