Mischa Barton still exists, I remember when I used to do the Mischa Barton back when I was funny and she never managed to die on us, but it made for great “I See Dead People” fodder since her first big movie was Six Sense as one of the dead people Bruce Willis saw before his dementia took over and turned him into a near dead person….

In still existing and not being dead, Mischa Barton’s managed to make her way to Miami where she put on a bikini top, but since she’s in her 40s and no longer the babe from The OC, which for the record is one of the best shows to have ever been on TV, I’m more interested in zooming in on the girl in the background of the photo, she’s far more interesting…and probably has no idea that Mischa Barton just posted her to the internet like some kind of creeper taking upskirt pics at the mall.

I still think Mischa Barton’s lost her fucking mind because she’s saying that South Beach is “True Paradise”….I mean, sure South Beach is fine if you’re a rich and pretentious fuck, but even the people who live and die for South Beach don’t think it’s paradise….Mischa Barton must be back on the drugs or her anti-psychotics are making her overly positive and creepy…

Bigger tits than I remember though which MEANS something.

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Here’s Mischa Barton doing her best impression of a used condom riddled with AIDS drifting up onto shore like a message in a bottle, a duffle bag full of cocaine and money from a drug smuggle gone wrong, a random foot, or a used condom riddled with AIDS drifting up on shore…

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I used to do a Celebrity Death Watch post that no one gave a fuck about because I have zero influence and you’re just here for the tits….but it was about 10 or 12 years ago and for a while I focused on Mischa Barton because she looked like fucking shit.

She’s 34 now, so she would have been 22 or 23 after her success from The O.C. that basically ended with the O.C because she could barely act and no one gave a fuck about seeing her in anything but the O.C….I guess.

Anyway, she was clearly on drugs, she was fat as shit, she looked like fucking death and she was involved in a few episodes that were some crackhead level episodes of causing scenes outside her apartment and other things that you’d expect her to be dead from…however the body clearly a resilient thing and she survived….barely…considering the only work she’s got was on a Reality Show that didn’t recast her for Season 2….but she’s not officially dead…and as it turns out she’s enjoying life in 2020, I guess they have her on the right anti-depressants, and she’s got her chubby tits out in a bikini which is probably the best she’s looked in a while because who knew she had tits…not me….I was too busy waiting for her to die in one of her episodes to notice…

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I know you are all wondering what Mischa Barton is up to, even though you forgot she existed…

The OC which at the time was a revolutionary show that sucked us all into, in an era when TV shows could be that “big” or “important”….making stars out of the actors involved….happened so fucking long ago and Mischa Barton wasn’t even the most compelling actor on the show…so it’s natural for her to barely exist.

I did like the years after the OC where she was really a fucking liability on all kinds of fucking drugs, being a crazy fucking person on the regular. I even had a friendly betting pool that no one participated in called the Mischa Barton Death watch….all while she just got fatter and fatter, dumpier and dumpier until THE HILLS decided that they wanted her in their spin off show, but only for the first season, last season, because she’s not even good enough of an actor for reality TV.

As it turns out, she’s still alive, and she’s posting some thirsty pics of her titties, kind of, if you can see past her weird double chin from this weird angle and the filter you’d expect some 50 year old LARPING woman trying to be hot for her community of LARPERS on facebook, by badly smudging out her fucking face.

I didn’t give a fuck about Mischa Baron when she was at her hottest, I don’t care about her now when she looks like a BOOMER sexting after the divorce, but there’s some cleavage and that should be enough for you mooch fucks.

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I don’t know if this is actually a Mischa Barton leaked nude and if it is, I am not sure how old it actually is. If it is current, I understand why she’d be leaking it. If it is old, I also understand why she’d be leaking it.

She’s basically a Lohan and at the peak of her fame, despite being second string to Summer on the OC, she was still a big deal…so big that she ended up collapsing from the pressure, gaining a ton of weight, having multiple freakouts and we just assumed that she’d be dead by now…

I remember her screaming at neighbors, who looking unshowered for months, like real trauma, real rock bottom. It was AMAZING. Hilarious.

Then she did The Hills reunion show, so we knew she was basically dead….but not actual dead but like any of the old school celebs, it’d be so easy to turn their careers around with some real basic internet marketing.

If the no name whores are making 100k a week, a celeb could easily make 100k a year based on their name alone.

I’d be able to help Mischa become the starlet she once was again….Make Mischa Barton great again…and this is a good start…

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