Eva Amurri is playing some kind of tennis on the beach with her big tits in a one piece.

The mom of 15 and daughter of Susan Sarandon’s big tits was originally brought to our attention decades ago thanks to her being naked in Californication, something all rich kids on LA should do to secure their place in the industry, back before there was onlyfans and instagram to do their whoring…

I’m the kind of guy who watches busty girls in tight tops practice beach volleyball for hours, so big tits on the beach are something I am into…unfortunately…there are no beaches here so I’m stuck resorting to Eva Amurri…

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Eva Amurri is the near 40 year old daughter of Susan Sarandon who has a bunch of kids and is a divorcee, which may be why she’s posing in her underwear, you know to be like all divorcees in some empowerment content to be like “I don’t need a man to be sexy, I need lingerie and a huge dildo cuz my cunt’s been stretched out from age and 3 children”…

There was a minute when she was doing the acting thing, like celebrity rich kids do and she surprisingly brought out the tits, it was a simpler time…

Apparently, she’s not an angry divorcee, but rather engaged to a new man who she may have another kid with, to round it out 4 with 2 different dads…but she is still in her underwear and self produced underwear shoots are worth looking at no matter who is in them, even celebrity rich kids pushing 40….

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Eva Amurri is doing some pole dance stripper yoga bullshit to keep her mom fitness in check, while maintaining a level of skill in “sexual movements” that men find compelling and provocative, like some kind of mating dance since we’re all fucking reptilian animals….

She’s got the pole between her ass while her fat Susan Sarandon daughter tits support her chin, so she won’t be ending up like Christopher Reeve if it all goes to shit….

It’s like she’s got what it takes to suck her own dick, but she is a mom of like 4, so it’s more likely a blasted out long lip that a dick she’d be sucking on.

She was promising as an actress who got naked in Californication, but turned to breeding instead, but lucky for her, there’s always social media for her to do her whoring….even in her 40s…

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Eva Amurri is the tits that Susan Sarandon’s pussy built….because she formed in her UTERUS like some other ungodly things over her 80 year career, but this one happened to be shat out with premium tits, a premium inheritance after living that premium life thanks to being Susan Sarandon’s kid.

There was a minute that Eva Amurri was going to be in the movies, proving that acting is either a genetically inherited talent, or that it’s actually a fucking joke that anyone can do if they are egotistical enough….and in that minute she had her tits out on cable shows, and her tits were big….and it was 10 years ago….basically the Alex Daddario before Alex Daddario…

But, she decided to have 3-6 kids instead of working, TRAD WIFE, if trad means being a socialite rich wife with help to handle all the TRAD WIFE tasks….except maybe BREAST FEEDING….

Well, all these years later, she’s still go ttis, she’s still lean enough for an old as shit mom and she’s in a bikini being racy, mom pussy through bikini bottoms first and I’m into it..

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I don’t know why every bitch I post on this site has to be a rich mom, but they all breed and continue to post erotica that I repost here in hopes of not getting sued by them, because they don’t like being called ravaged pussied breeder pigs who are of a different breed than the rest of us because they are Susan Sarandon’s daughter….Eva Amurri can be like “TAKE MY BIKINI / SWIMSUIT PICS DOWN YOU CHAUVINIST PIG”…but luckily I barely exist. Thanks Google…or should I call you ALPHABET INC.

All this to say that Eva Amurri acted once, it was in Californication where her big fucking titties were put on display as some sort of protest to her family, like how a girl in a middle class family tries to piss off her parents for a bigger allowance by getting a job stripping, only to realize how much she loves stripping….but on a bigger, more high profile scale, because she’s bigger and more high profile and not just because of her massive tits….on her small frame…

I didn’t find her hot back then, but her tits were great, so that gives the pass….I also love celebrity kids and seeing them navigate life…I just expected hotter from Susan Sarandon pussy or womb…or at least a more important role….than tits on Californication Mulder fucks….

As time has gone on, my standards have shifted, her tits remained big despite having three kids, her body tight enough despite having 3 kids, doing the divorcee looking for some male attention by using what she’s got….by producing swimsuit erotica and I like it…

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I think I may have a crush on Eva Amurri, not in a schoolyard way, but in a I’d cum in her ass and make her fart it out on my wife’s face kind of way, you know a more romantic crush…a more mature crush thanks to all the brainwashing that porn has done to all of us…where we forget that connecting with a woman is more than just sticking it in, that’s just the perk…

She’s Susan Sarandon’s daughter with amazing big tits, she was an actress for 5 minutes where she showed her tits which was when I really saw potential in her, and 3 kids and one divorce later, she’s figured out that being a whore on instagram is as fun an less time consuming than actual work, since there’s trust funds, child support, and alimony coming in…you know just show off that body, get the likes, remember you still got it..that’s all that’s needed.

In this series, she’s got amazing tits, a white see through bathing suit, those are nipples, and her body is skinny and tight…she’s even thrown in a crotch shot, this girl knows what’s up…which is why I may be in love with her….you know I am a trained stepfather ready for new moms to ruin their lives…plus if the stars do align with this ROMANCE, I could ask my mother in law to sign my tits at every family function…

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When the moon hits my eye like a big piece of pie that’s Amurri or some shit…right…

Eva Amurri has a ridiculously hot body despite being in her mid 30s and a mom of 3, it’s ridiculous…and I am a fan of whatever the fuck this brushing her lymphatic system out like the girls of Instagram do, because she’s doing it in lingerie….

She’s a divorcee, clearly ready to mingle, or at least use those big titties for good not evil and I remember when she dabbled in the whole acting thing, back on Californication with her tits out, only to find out she was Susan Sarandon’s daughter…

Now I have a celebrity daughter fetish, I think the hot daughters of celebs, who are celebs in their own right thanks to their moms are amazing….even the ugly ones..I’m talking to you Rumer….you heartbreaker…except for Kate Hudson, who is the one celebrity daughter I don’t like, but arguably the first celebrity daughter to get me into the celebrity daughter thing before she was officially famous or acting, back when she was in an Architectural Digest with her mom at 18 years old…I thought “This girl’s good”..until being exposed to her shittiness through her acting inspiring Owen Wilson to kill himself…

Anwyay, this is not about them, this is about Divorcee mom of three looking awesome half naked doing some bullshit influencer shit as they do for an excuse for us to stare at the titties!

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I actually like Eva Amurri because I used to see her big Susan Sarandon titties on Californication, not that I really watched that show, I only got a TV recently, but I’d see the titty clips and thought “How great it is that a connected duaghter to a huge star decided her first acting role is one in which she shows her tits”…because you know she could have been cast in basically anything like Kate Hudson and other celebrity idiots…

I thought her having 3-4 kids was a tragic turn of events when I had already fully appreciated and was sold on her tits….but now, what must be 10 years later, the mom still has a body….and here she is doing a little DEMONSTRATION of that body….MILF SHIT…

I am a Mask hater, and I think the MASK is the dumbest thing going on in this video but I don’t believe in the effectiveness of masks and think people who do are fucking dumb….because I’ve read the studies released by the CDC or was it the WHO, who we shouldn’t believe anyway…I think even Fauci said masks are why the Spanish Flu killed so many…I mean that was before COVID….so I would have preferred the no mask…

But since she must be 40 or near 40….there’s clearly a benefit of masks, hiding the rest of her that doesn’t look s good as the divorcee body….plus she could be in a store….and not in her bathroom which is where I thought she was originally and was like “WHAT AN IDIOT PROPAGANDA FEAR MONGERER”….but since I realize it’s a store…it’s far less annoying…all this to say…she looks good.

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