Leave it up to Jessica Biel to make bra and panties look so boring…

Pervert dudes who used to watch Seventh Heaven because they are fucking weridos and into shows carried by that patriarchal figure who was charged for being a pedophile, on some epstein was murdered shit and I guess found Biel hot….then she did some “iconic” shoot for Details magazine – back when Men’s Magazine were a thing, cuz Men were a thing, and not queer genderless momma’ boys who drink too many women hormones from all the birth control pills pissed into the tap water….back when Men’s mags were so big, they would start secondary mags like Details…but then the internet happened…and they were slow and Jessica Biel was 18 then…and this was 20 years ago now..so now she’s old as shit…but dudes are still hyped on seeing her half naked…because clearly they haven’t looked at her face…

On the positive side Biel, is that she has been fit for all these years, even after her kid with Timberlake…she likes fitness and her ass has benefitted from that…

I will also say that she played being a Timberlake groupie so cool, that dude didn’t realize she was creepy fan, stan-ing the fuck out of him, waiting for him to comeback from tour, never asking who he fucked, cuz she couldn’t ruin that meal ticket…and I appreciate that kind of dumb bitch loyalty to the wallet she’s fucking…

So here she is old in panties…looking like a zombie…cuz it’s still Halloween in Montreal Canada…

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I am not a Jessica Biel fan. She had one hot photoshoot back when she was on Seventh Heaven and decided to show the world that she can be a slutty, objectified, exhibitionist for attention, to draw attention on her…that was 30 years ago…

She went on to be a Justin Timberlake Groupie, playing the long game, having his kid and now living the good life, the rich person life, the superstar life, because if she relied on herself to support herself, she’d be broke by now, but luckily she connected with a huge star and let him do his gay shit, so long as she had his credit card and marriage….it’s creepy…some Fatal Attraction / MISERY shit…but here they are taking pics in a pool…with her fit mom in her 40 tits in a bikini top….not quite naughty enough…I was hoping for this to be more dick in her box.

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Jessica Biel has a netflix show that has at least one terribly awkward sex scene….

I put on this show to see what the Seventh Heaven one hit wonder, who cleverly connected to her Justin Timberlake fan club, and made the sucker marry her, before getting comfortable enough in their relationship to head back out there to work as the actor she always wanted to be….

It was fucking garbage, I had to turn it off, even after seeing her grab a cock over boxers..but it’s safe to say that this inappropriate, showing us that she’s still fit and works out because that’s what rich wives do, trying to generate some buzz around her….is her free ad for the show…

I couldn’t tell you what the show is about, and this is no way a free ad or promotion for that show….but I guess it is….

She has a lot of fans, a lot of old pervert fans, who like the woman Timberlake pretends is a man when he fucks her up the ass, like she was him, and he was the pedo producer who put N’Sync together…all these victims of abuse….reliving their abuse on their groupie they married broad shoulders…

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I don’t know why Timberlakes number one groupie, who he got when she was still famous on TV, and who never fucking disappeared and just latched onto him and wouldn’t let him go, to the point where he eventually married her and made kids with her, because she proved how loyal and deserving of his money she was, and she proved how she’d let him fuck all the dudes he wanted, and even put herself at risk for AIDS, because he was just that dreamy with his frosted blonde curls…

Well, as a mom she’s decided to bring back her fit body….as these 40 year old women do…you can see her abs and thick thighs…and most importantly nipples…

So you Seventh Heaven Box Set owning weirdos…must be happy, while those of you who dont’ know what Box Sets are, or what Justin Timberlakes are, must be confused…

Don’t worry. I’m confused too.

Here’s her gay husband helping her do fit shit…

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Jessica Biel isn’t hot and Justin Timberlake is a homo.

She is only known as being hot because she did one slutty shoot, for a now defunct magazine, which made everyone go nuts back when magazines had that power, even though she was a sexed up behind the scenes of that Christian bullshit, because the dad on the show was a fucking sex offender prevert…and they were just ACTING…

That was her only job, besides seducing the homo, who you know is a homo, because you watched his 40 year old homo ass do a song and dance during your superbowl in what was zero fucking cool…

She got him to marry her, probably put up with a lot, or maybe has a big dick, who knows, but the people loved her booty…because she did fitness….

ANd here she is not showing off that ass, show the ass, even if you are now 40, a mom (allegedly), looking bunk as fuck…and that’s about all i have to say about that…

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Jessica Biel cockteased ellen in a tight dress, showing her ass in a tight dress, while on a promo tour, like a lame Bar Mitzvah act…because her and her husband are popstar dancing weirdos…assuming they are still married…and he hasn’t made his full transition to cock, but sticks with girls with deep voices and broad backs who sound and from behind look like they could have cocks…

I don’t know, watching irrelevant actresses from lame shows 20 years ago, 20 years older….still doing shit because they wallet fucked proper…bores me…but you probably like it – because you’re pathetic and can’t move on with your life.

I do love Dirty Dancing though, I own three copies of it and used to (3 years ago) watch it once a month…true story.

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