Pippa Middleton disappoints me. I had such high hope for her to lose her shit after her sister became the future queen, without realizing that her sister being the future queen probably allows her to get on payroll and be part of the fun, without any of the real work…while I just thought it meant that she’d have middle-child syndrome, of feeling like nothing she does in life will be good enough, because her wife gold dug her way to the top like a fucking master…you know stuck in her one bedroom apartment, filling the void with drugs and cock, but the truth is – she probably gets to be just as fancy and live just as luxurious a life and her whoring and drugs can be done in the privacy of villas in beautiful locations….so there’s no need to go out there and humiliate the family to get a little attention of her own…except maybe in bikini pics…and the whole thing could have been way more fun, controversial and exciting…now all I see is disappointment, when the disappointment I wanted from Pippa was from the Royal Family and her parents…oh well…

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I had a dream about the Royal Family, it involved a lesbian sex tape between two sisters who the Royal family has let into their life because they were trying to diffuse the rumours that they are aliens sent to rule the world…rumours that I assume stem from Prince Charles’ ears. It’s my thing.

Well this is Pippa’s ass…and I have no idea why I am posting it…but I think it has to do with her silly name, but more importantly the fact that the sister of the future queen must have serious jealousy issues.

I know a girl who got molested by her dad and her sister hated her for it and had a complex cuz her dad didn’t molest her…she was the unmolested one, with the unmolested complex, proving that girls are competitive and always want to be the best…especially when it comes to sisters…making me think Pippa may be a wild one…on some kind of rebellious kick.

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I hate how the day the paparazzi finally snap off a shot of Pippa Middleton, the second rate Kate Middleton, who is probably jealous and tormented that everyone gave a fuck about her sister’s birthday the other day, while no one gave a fuck about her, probably because she didn’t take that rage and channel it into a pair of hot pants, like a normal girl who feels like her sister outshines her and that she needs to make a move to get noticed and differentiate herself, while disgracing her family that feels so proud….but she’s even a failure, second rate, hack at doing that….

I love how a crazy and angry homeless looking guy is getting all up on her face with a camera, that’s the kind of paparazzi I aspire to be…we’re all allowed to have dreams of celebrities or siblings of royalty pressing harrassment charges against us…..

Here are Pippa Middleton’s legs looking short in some pink denim…vagina pants….

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Pippa’s getting naughty….dressing all fetishy…maybe it is because of the upcoming holidays…when Kate is scheduled to attend all these glorious parties…like the Queen’s speech from the palace Christmas morning, while Pippa will be living the life of a pauper by comparission, in a what may have been a great plotline of a Disney movie, or Dickens novel….seriously, one sister in the palace, the other drinking on her couch watching Dancing with the Stars…or whatever the fuck Brit’s watch….

She is inadequate, her life will never be as good as her sisters, she will always be the second string, least favorite, stuck in the shadow….unless she breaks free and sacrifices her dignity to get revenge on her family for doing this to her…

Sometimes it all starts with a plaid school girl skirt….

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I can’t believe I am still watching this Pippa Middleton bitch waiting for her to crack and shit on her whole family with a sex tape or somethin equally amazing that stems from a deep hatred for her sister and her marrying a fucking prince….only for the world to make a big deal about her…even though she’s nothing special…you know in a kind of proving herself strategy that gives the public can jerk off to….but she’s got an ass in jeans and that’s gotta count for something…

What really matters is that they all give in eventually, 10 years ago you wouldn’t have though Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics would exist…but today they do….

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Dear Pippa – I am still waiting for you to piss off your family by being a dirty little slut….humiliating them to let them know there is more to life that your sister and her royal family prostitution that made her a queen….you know to assert yourself as your own kind of queen by exposing your genitals…Get on that cuz these sweater/nun influenced conservative shit that I can’t jerk off to even if I know there’s a whore burning up under them…just doesn’t cut it… Thanks in advance….regards….sincerely…..etc…
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Pippa Middleton has been taking far too long to disgrace her family for a little revenge on her sister and parents for favoring her sister….I would have predicted these pics of her ass in a skirt would have been her fisting herself if you had asked me at the Royal Wedding I wasn’t invited to…..I figure 6 months is enough time being second rate with feeling on inadequacy to turn on them by filming your own porn and developing drug habits to deal with the pain of never being a princess like her sister….but all I got today was pics of her ass looking shitty in a skirt…I am let down…she needs to be more broken…fuck.

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Sometimes the wind can be our best friend….I mean don’t tell that to Katrina Survivors, cuz they will just get mad, but sometimes, usually when the girl is wearing a loose enough fitting dress, the wind does wonders, getting that fabric jacked in all the right places…the wind has been responsible for me seeing ass, thong, pussy, and pussy definition all on girls I didn’t know who were just walking down the street and for that alone, I got no choice but to respect the wind, it’s better at picking up bitches than I am…and that wasn’t a tornado reference…or maybe it was..

Who cares, here’s Pippa…where even nature is stepping up and trying to push her into that slutty family disgace we all expected her to become….but hasn’t cuz she’s boring…even though we remind her every day that her sister’s way better than her…it’ll happen….I am sure of it…but this is all we got for now…

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