2019
12
Jul
When Adriana Lima lays down, her tits stand up…
Interesting scientific experiment by this weirdo old model who is still out there modeling despite being old – thanks to procedures that tighten her up…like whatever made those titties not flop at 40.
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Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW
2018
11
Apr
Adriana Lima is old and what looks like struggling, at least that’s the vibe I’ve got over the years while seeing her face injected face and thickness from being a 40 year old mom surface at the Victoria’s Secret fashion shows, that he still participates in and gets paid well to be in, all thanks to Victoria’s Secret knowing their analytics stats and seeing that this starlet, who they have really put a lot of mileage on after she sold her soul to them, is still converting a lot of sales, so keep her on board, she has no choice but to stick it out, and as she struggles to stay fit day in and day out, she stares at that pile of money she’s made, hating that model life….because she’s old and tired and just wants to tap out…but the handlers who made her won’t allow that…not until she does something bad for the brand like some racist shit, or fucking Bieber like Miranda Kerr…she continues….because she has no choice…
Modern Slavery Exists…This Struggle is Real.
Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW
2015
13
Jan
Here’s a little too much Adriana Lima spilling out of her bikini, all fat and too old to be wearing bikinis, yet she’s still getting paid a ton of money to wear bikinis, in what you would think is more of a comedy routine, mocking swimsuit models..like it was a viral video, than actually being swimsuit models…but she’s Adriana Lima…definitely into the whole fading out, rather than bowing out…and I’m totally into…
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2014
24
Dec
Adriana Lima, despite being 40, is closing out the LOVE MAGAZINE CHRISTMAS ADVENT CALENDAR , that had nothing to do with Christmas at all, but that still involved peep show type videos of relevant girls they had access to, and the whole thing may not have been magical, and this may be her shitty on her Catholicism by shitting on Christmas, but I figure being a lingerie model did that long ago…no matter how long she stayed a virgin….before having a bunch of kids….
Posted in:Adriana Lima
2014
11
Nov
I didn’t watch this Adriana Lima fashion video, maybe because I don’t want to be influenced by anything she does, so that I don’t go recreate this useless masterpiece with stepGIRLS, keeping my mind as pure as a pervert weirdo can be..
That said, I think she’s too old for this kind of behavior, becasue she’s too old for this kind of behavior..
Posted in:Adriana Lima
2014
29
Jul
LOVE MAGAZINE managed to take two old timer, professional models…who if they were instagram whores would write “Published Model”, because both managed to crawl out of whatever tall girl awkwardness they grew up in and make millions…and turn them into silly looking clowns..
I do not understand what the hell is going on here, but I dare you to try to jerk off to the pics…it’s challenging…that I know for sure…but maybe I’m just desensitized and like my models naked…especially when I’ve seen both naked…
Posted in:Adriana Lima|Christy Turlington
2014
23
Jul
Pirelli has been putting out these calendars every year for the last 100 years – that feature top models half naked posing with tires, shot by the top photographers – because tires and luxury fashion may not go hand in hand…but dudes who like tires like topless models…and models always look better when shot by good photographers…so it may not make that much sense, they are Italian…they don’t need to make sense..especially when they’ve proven to work…
That said, Pirelli’s 2015 Calendar will be shot by Steven Meisel.
Vanity Fair Italia, released the cast and crew of the Calendar – including Isabeli Fontana , Candice Huffine, Adriana Lima , Karen Elson, Gigi Hadid , Sasha Luss , Joan Smalls, Raquel Zimmermann and Natalia Vodianova . The theme of fetish with latex and corsets. Works for me..
I’ve stared at least all of those models topless for fashion at least once before…except Candice Huffine – she’s plus sized and we want none of that…
But I guess this is for a Calendar…an obsolete form of date tracking…it’s called a fucking iPhone..
Where’s the Pirelli calendar app? That’s what the people want…none of this hang on your garage nonsense…
Posted in:Adriana Lima
2014
16
Jun
Adriana Lima was in a bikini.
For those of you who don’t know…Adriana Lima has been a model for the last decade…prior to being a mom…in her 30s…
In those years of her modelling, she was in a bikini….
Meaning…her on the beac in a bikini is not hot or amazing, sure I’ll link you do them, but you’re better off googling her at her prime to really take in what she is…and what she was…
Seeing her in a bikini now, while at home in brazil for the Worldcup, seems kind of like a waste of fucking time…
But I gotta bring the bikinis to the people…it’s my shitty duty…
SOME PICS VIA SPLASH NEWS /a>
Posted in:Adriana Lima
2014
06
Jun
Adriana Lima
Adriana Lima Nipples for VOGUE of the Day
Adriana Lima may be old. She may be tired. She may be a mom with a battered vagina.
She may be an annoying Jesus freak who claimed to be a virgin who should have waited to make those babies…but she’s also a heathen harlot who gets half naked for money. That Jesus doesn’t approve of but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it.
She’s recently divorced, also a sin that Jesus doesn’t approve of, but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it.
Now she’s showing her nipples in Vogue, another a sin that Jesus doesn’t approve of, but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it.
That’s all I have to say about that.
Posted in:Adriana Lima
2014
14
May
Adriana Lima is in Vogue Turkey…and she’s looking alright considering she’s pushing 35, has a bunch of kids and is going through a divorce…which I find interesting only because there was a time she was said to be a virgin, because she was Catholic…which was hard to believe since 99 percent of girls who are famous fucked their way there…but then when she got knocked up and kept both of them, I figured ok, maybe she is Catholic, normal models at their prime get abortions…but now a Divorce…the pope doesn’t like those…those are the gay marriage of the 1600s or some shit…
Either way, I guess everything about her is a hypocritical hustle, she gets paid to be half naked…that’s against the church’s will…and I guess she cleans up alright, even when these pictures aren’t quite as graceful as when she slams her head:
But they still good…
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