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2009

27

Oct

Amy Winehouse Nipple Show of the Day

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I’ve always said that Amy Winehouse is probably the hottest rotting pussy in the entertainment world, the worst smelling naked chick around, the kind of girl who reminds you of those horrible nights when you are drunk, have a itch that needs to get scratched in your pants, and you decide to let the drug addicted prostitute do it in a back alley only to make you think you have AIDS for the next 6 months until you can afford to do it again, so when I saw pictures of her fat tits busting out of a corset, I had no choice but to get excited, because nothing really gets me going anymore and this is one of the things that does…

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Corset|Nipples|Tits

2009

12

Oct

Amy Winehouse Cleanin’ Up Her Image of the Day

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It’s nice to see that Amy Winehouse cleaned up her act, you know, avoiding a huge puddle she would have otherwise bathed in, or drank back when she was at her worst and her skin was scabbing up and the rest of her was dying off and probably smelling really fucking bad. A time before she befriended teenage black girl in the Caribbean, back when she was at rock bottom except for the fact that she was making huge money and having the time of her life, but what you don’t see in these pictures is that the source of the shit she’s avoiding on the street is her vagina, the sludge just pours out of her like her pussy is a garden hose, if garden hoses were made out of rotting flesh….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Clean

2009

24

Jul

My Prayers Have Been Answered of the Day

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I am hoping that they make this Amy Winehouse perfume the way they make maple syrup, and that’s by tappin’ directly into the source and letting the sap slowly drip into a bucket before boilin it and sending it around the world for all kids to enjoy, because if you’ve ever read the site, one of life’s biggest turn ons for me, as well as one of life’s biggest mysteries is what level of decomposition her pussy is at. Does shit smell like bones, or does it smell like my old man neighbor who was dead for 6 months before they found him, because I just assumed the smell was coming from my wife’s ass, or is shit just in the gangrene stage…because I know for a fact shit doesn’t smell like roses, even after she whore showers the shit with other people’s perfume.

I know, I am probably late on this story, but it’s news to me, and that’s all that matters.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Perfume

2009

23

Jul

Some Amy Winehouse Masturbation Pictures of the Day

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Amy Winehouse is a festish of mine. Maybe I just like imagining what something with a rotting mouth’s vagina would taste like, but I think it’s got more to do with the fact that she’s about to die, making her a prime candidate to move in on, marry and ride her royalty train until my own impending death, and that’s fuckin’ porno to me, but it could have to do with her hot tits on that frail little body, and here she is cockteasing me while going to court to defend her honor….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Tits

2009

10

Jul

Amy Winehouse’s Hot Bikini Body of the Day

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Amy Winehouse is still turning me the fuck on in St Lucia. I just look at her rotting mouth and imagine the condition of her pussy and go fuckin’ nuts on myself. To make things even more exhilarating she looks like she’s been knocked the fuck up on her sabbatical from life by one of her black cabana boys who has been following her around knowing marrying that will lead to a better life, especially since she’ll be dead in a few years and on the they don’t care about how fuckin sloppy she is, as long as she’s white, shit is hot enough for them and her shit is hot enough for me to so fuck you to all the haters…

Good morning. Today is going to be a glorious day..

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini

2009

24

Jun

Amy Winehouse is in her Sports Bra of the Day

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I love watching dogs sniff women’s pussies. I used to know this half retarded/half psycho kid who trained his dog to sniff pussy and when the dog would do it to strangers, he’d point and scream shit like “you’re on the rag” and shit like that and I’d always get a laugh as the elderly woman, who clearly wasn’t on the rag walked away in confusion, but a little flattered that someone would suggest she wasn’t a dried up old cunt.

In these pictures the dogs are chasing Winehouse and it is not because she has her period, or because that weird dude trained them to do it, but because she smells like rotting flesh and dog’s love rotting meat and apparently with the kind of women I can seduce (afford), so do I.

So here’s some Winehouse in her bikini top showing the world how she maintains her trim figure with exercise because she’s a fuckin’ athlete in athletic apparel and not by being a drug addict…

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini

2009

15

Jun

Amy Winehouse in her Bikini Turnin’ Me On of the Day

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I was just doing my morning ritual of watching a 30 minute infomercial on leprosy, as I tend to do as often as I can, because there’s nothing more inspiring to get my day started with some rotting, mangled limbs. The weirdest thing about it is that they were playing the shit on the McDonald’s TVs I get my fix from, making my McMuffin scraps I convinced an old lady to buy me, by helping myself to her change purse and telling her I’d fuck her up if she complained, which I think turned her on, because old ladies tend to not get dick, but still have needs, so threatening them with fucking, is probably not the right approach, but none of that matters, what does matter is that Amy Winehouse in a bikini, was the perfect follow up to the leper commercial, because like a leper, parts of her are rotting, mangled and falling off. In her case it is her vagina and seeing her up in this other girl brings me thoughts of them bumping box together with flakes of skin, wetness and the smell of death filling the room, and that is fucking inspiring…

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Hot

2009

08

Jun

Amy Winehouse and Her Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know why Amy Winehouse always seduces me with her scabby pussy. She must know that rotting flesh, lepers and bacterial infections are all my fetishes. It’s like she meets all the requirements I have in a woman, from money, to instability and addiction, to emaciated disgusting bodies with tits, to Judaism, cuz there’s no way I want a non-Jew baby, just because Jews have it easy, you know since that whole Holocaust thing, and none of that matters because she’ll never be mine, but the pictures to jerk off to will, I’ll just have to ignore the chubby normal lookin chick and the underage island girls, cuz otherwise that’d be creepy…

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini

2009

29

May

Amy Winehouse Rocks the Interracial Relationship in a Bra of the Day

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The problem with this Amy Winehouse relationship with a black man is that you can’t tell if motherfucker is gold diggin’, you know trying to live the Good Life like he was Kanye West, by riding off this bitch’s success, or whether he’s just getting up in that because she’s white, you know because black dudes will fuck the most disgusting white girl. Not that Amy Winehouse is really pure white, I hear she’s rotting from the inside and has a black pussy that matches her soulful black voice. I actually did hear that, but definitely assume that and it’s all part of the reason why I masturbate to her pictures….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Beach|Bra|IRC

2009

04

May

Amy Winehouse is Crazy on the Beach of the Day

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Amy Winehouse was on the beach in whatever Caribbean island she’s been hiding out on the last 6 months and bitch is doing some stylish fucking walking. If only I had the confidence to bust these moves down the street without fear of being arrested and taken to the psych ward, I’d be the coolest fuckin’ guy around. Everyone would want to walk with me just to get a glimpse of the shit and soon it’d become an international phenomenon where people would craft their own crazy swagger. Shit would change the fucking world…kinda how Amy Winehouse is changing the world by proving that black dudes don’t only life fat blonde chicks, but they also like gutter crackwhore lookin’ bitches who are missing teeth as long as their bank accounts are fat like the blondes they typically try to fuck with. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Crazy