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2009

24

Apr

Amy Winehouse Bikini Pictures Get Me So Hot of the Day

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Amy Winehouse brought her vagina she’s growing on her leg out to the beach again. She’s lookin’ more and more disgusting, but that hasn’t stopped some black dude with a kid to jump on the opportunity to K-Fed this bitch while she’s getting her shit back togther, you know get her when she’s down and out and secure your place in her rotting vagina/vagina she’s growing on her leg, so that when she pulls it together, you get to live the life of a king, much better than bouncing the local tourist club or renting out snorkeling equipment at some resort.

Either way seeing Winehouse with this black baby is funny and as always seeing her in a bikini is worth jerking off to….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini

2009

23

Apr

Amy Winehouse is Still on the Beach of the Day

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The good news is that my favorite celebrity, the one famous girl I can honestly say is the caliber woman I am used to, is still in the Caribbean showing off her hot bikini body.

The bad new is that she’s not showing off the replacement vagina on her leg. That shit turned me on. Maybe I’m desensitized by all the nudity I see that I can only get off to vaginas in obscure places…like in my freezer….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini

2009

22

Apr

Amy Winehouse’s Hot Bikini Picture of the Day

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I know these pictures came out a couple days ago, but I couldn’t bring myself to post them, because everytime I opened them, I would start masturbating, but I’ve finally got over the hotness of Amy Winhouse and the replacement vagina she is growing on her leg long enough to get it up, but I better end this post now or it’ll be over for me.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Leg

2009

14

Apr

Amy Winehouse Scaring The Kids of the Day

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Here are some pictures of beautiful Amy Winehouse living it up in the Islands and by living it up, I mean scaring the shit out of the local black kids, who don’t quite understand what the fuck she is, but know it’s probably something bad. I still think she’s amazing, but I do have a soft spot for crack addicted sluts who have money and big titties, even if those titties are slowly falling off their frail chests.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|kids|Running

2009

06

Apr

Amy Winehouse Family Reunion of the Day

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So Amy Winehouse was finally reunited with her family members who had been packed up and shipped to the Caribbean about 8 years ago when their trainer decided to retire and head south and figured he could set up a little beach operation where he’d sell rides to tourists….and the whole thing really lifted her spirts….

It turns out that Winehouse made a little time for her new black boyfriend because he fills her ratty pussy up nicely and doesn’t mind because she pays him more than he made washing dishes at some local resort….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Caribbean|Horse|IRC

2009

27

Mar

Amy Winehouse in a Scary Panty Upskirt Picture of the Day

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I wrote this about Amy Winehouse’s panties last week….

I am kinda surprised to see Amy Winehouse wearing panties, I figured that her rotting vagina just kinda closed up on her and dried out meaning there wouldn’t really be a point. Maybe I just think like that because she’s pretty fucking busted looking and I like to pretend she doesn’t have female genitals because it helps keep me straight, but that’d be a lie, since I’d pay to fuck this bitch and bitches that look a hell of a lot worse than her, but I wouldn’t pay much.
That said, if you’re wondering why she went with black pair and not the white pair, it’s because before she put these on, they were white….bad joke, sure, but that doesn’t change the fact that I am really curious what shoving my face in her crotch would smell like, and what would happen if someone was to insert garden hose, PVC pipe, licorice or any tube into her, and I got the opportunity to take a hit of that pussy pipe.
I guess I’ll never know….

I still feel the same. I would love to wear that shit like a Halloween mask, just to see if it smells like death, or chemicals, or old period, or dried up cum, or anything that reminds me that I am still alive, that I still feel, that life isn’t this cold dark scary place I need to medicate myself to survive in, ya know….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Panty Flash

2009

20

Mar

Amy Winehouse Flashes Her Panties of the Day

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I am kinda surprised to see Amy Winehouse wearing panties, I figured that her rotting vagina just kinda closed up on her and dried out meaning there wouldn’t really be a point. Maybe I just think like that because she’s pretty fucking busted looking and I like to pretend she doesn’t have female genitals because it helps keep me straight, but that’d be a lie, since I’d pay to fuck this bitch and bitches that look a hell of a lot worse than her, but I wouldn’t pay much.

That said, if you’re wondering why she went with black pair and not the white pair, it’s because before she put these on, they were white….bad joke, sure, but that doesn’t change the fact that I am really curious what shoving my face in her crotch would smell like, and what would happen if someone was to insert garden hose, PVC pipe, licorice or any tube into her, and I got the opportunity to take a hit of that pussy pipe.

I guess I’ll never know….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|flash|Panty

2009

17

Mar

Amy Winehouse Tits Go to Court of the Day

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My grandma always used to say, you don’t get lap dances from faces so when a homely lookin’ bitch comes your way and strikes up conversation with you about what your name is, if it is my first time in the place, if I am from the city, if I like the show or if I’m having a good time, missing teeth with wonky eyes, acne and a weak chin, take a step back and look at her tits because that’s what is gonna be in your motherfucking hands in 5 minutes, so I’ve tried to carry that attitude thru life in having no standards…

That said, I was walking down the street at 5 in the morning and ran into some crackhead, almost as tight bodied as Amy Winehouse, but dressed way more fucking crazy. I am talking like a fucking juggling clown, with a haggard face, on her way to the fucking carnival, with strappy shit, and knee high socks and a top hat, and the whole thing was fucking surreal, until she pulled out her vagina and it was the hairiest fucking thing I ever saw, but could make out her grey labia out of the fuzzy pillow, and I had to walk it out because I was laughing too hard to try to fuck her.

Either way, Amy Winehouse is looking pretty fucking amazing at court, her tits look solid and sure she’s not pretty, but she healthy and showered, which just goes to show you, drugs aren’t as bad as they say they are, especially considering that drugs are the reason I saw dirty pussy last night.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Tits

2009

05

Mar

Depressing Amy Winehouse Pictures of the Day

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Anyone who reads this site knows how I feel about crackwhores, and that is that I love them. They give pretty uninvolved blow jobs because they don’t charge very much and are focusing on their next fix while trying not to die, but their smell, toothless mouths, soiled pants and the fact they haven’t taken a shit in a month is a fuckin’ turn on, at least when I am really drunk and on a budget, so you can imagine how pissed off I am that the Caribbean vacation has made Winehouse look healthier than ever, because now I can’t jerk off to her pictures, maybe you can.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Depressing|Healthy

2009

13

Jan

Amy Winehouse Hangs with Tits of the Day

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Amy Winehouse is living the fucking life. By the looks of these pictures of her hanging out with some hot chick’s tits, she’s still out in the Caribbean de-toxing after spending the last 2 years being fuckin’ wrecked and partying all the fucking time. It’s the kind of lifestyle I’d want to record a hit album to get, but unfortunately the only thing me and Winehouse have in common is our rotting mouths, poor health and addiction and not her angelic voice.

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