I know people who know Barbara Palvin…the straight from Hungary to stealing American jobs like she was a Chinese Factory filled with cheap labor..and they say she’s nothing special, just an average looking girl, who likes black dudes and the hip hop ratchet life, modelling because people pay her lots of money to do it…

Her claim to fame was when she was used as a patsy to cover up for Miranda Kerr when Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show two years ago, something that was equally twisted as it was perverted, at least on Miranda Kerr’s end, because fucking Bieber is like molesting a child…even if he’s rumoured to have a 10 inch penis…

Where as fucking a model, when you’re Just Bieber, just makes sense, because he’s worth 100 million dollars, and that’s what models like…unless that model is Adriana Lima, where she rejected his advances last night…huge story…

Anyway, Palvin is being marketed pretty hard, working a lot and here she is in Harper’s Bazaar…and she takes a pretty good picture…

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Barbara Palvin is making orgasm faces and biting bed sheets for Lily Adridge’s brother, because she’s demonstrating what Bieber didn’t do to her.

You she she was the model who was marketed as fucking Bieber, when really Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber, after the Victoria’s Secret show two years ago.

She was just 18, and it was better for the brand to throw her name out there as the slut, rather than one of their key players…if anything it helped her career as all the Bieleber’s slandered her…

And the fascinating thing in all this is that they had been scouting her in Hungary since she was 17, casting couching a minor, like a good corporation would, because when it is fashion based, it’s not sex offending, but rather socially acceptable, which I guess is kinda weird…at least if you ask my neighbor who got arrested for casting couching 17 year olds a few years ago..

All this to say, I like these pics.

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Barbara Palvin is possibly best known for being the Hungarian tween who Victoria’s Secret used the day she turned 18 like they were a porn producer, eager to get young pussy half naked….

They also took advantage of her and used her as the patsy to the Justin Bieber fucking Miranda Kerr story, that happened 2 years ago, you know to distract from the fact that Miranda Kerr, an old married brand ambassador

Now she’s naked for Marie Claire Italy…not showing Labia, because this is artsy bullshit not porn you pink lip seekers…

And I think she looks lovely…and I am starting to understand why she’s managed to crawl out of eastern Europe to be all internationally famous, rather than being a stripper or mail order bride…and that is because she’s tall.

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This is probably the best thing I’ve ever seen at least coming from some model who was the patsy in a Justin Bieber Sex Scandal.

She’s shooting for the homie Jason Lee Parry, who is the next Terry Richardson, in terms of being famous for taking pics of babes, and not for cumming on random girls faces…and this is some Behind the Scenes hustle, that makes me realize that models can be funny and aren’t always vapid, useless, famewhores with no souls…

Here are some pics of an unrelated shoot of her, cuz she’s nice.

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If you don’t remember Barbara Palvin, she was the patsy in the Miranda Kerr / Justin Bieber sex scandal that happened when she first walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, you know freshly imported from Hungary, and used by the company to divert attention away from the fact that their star Miranda Kerr, like Woody Allen, is a pedophile…because I don’t care how big Bieber’s penis is rumoured to be, the dude looks 11…and the fact that she fucked him is twisted as fuck…and to me justifies why she’s been fired and divorced, forced into the workforce, pounding the pavement like it was a 12 year old boy, unable to find any work…

While Barbara Palvin continues to look lovely in lingerie campaigns, as lingerie models do….

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Barbara Palvin is doing some good fucking work…taking selfies like an 18 year old who isn’t in war torn eastern Europe, but rather reaping the benefits of being a million dollar earner in modelling, who can afford a smart phone…

I like that she’s letting us all know that despite possibly having sex with Bieber like she was Miranda Kerr…even though she was just the exit strategy or the PR spin on that Miranda Kerr story to divert people from knowing that Miranda Kerr sleeps around…with adult 12 year old pop stars….because putting the new Hungarian 18 year old at the scene of the crime just makes more sense for the public to accept while keeping Victoria’s Secret clean image, as clean as it can be…so the Christians don’t start protesting these smut peddlers and just accept them as underwear producers, since we all need fucking underwear….she’s still kinda hot…

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I have a hard time calling Victoria’s Secret lingerie, because it’s more the kind of mass produced underwear that is shaped like lingerie, but made to give a bitch a yeast infection. You know straight up low grade shit mass produced in sweatshops around the third world to allow the company to have cheap as fuck product that they can pretend is worth 50 dollars…so that they can get a dozen hot as fuck models on million dollar a year payroll….you know how these things work…and that is find the third world model when she’s 17, get her half naked at 18, and by 19…get her in your sluttier collection, the collection fat moms buy to surprise their husband on their anniversary, even though the only surprise their husband really wants is a call from the police letting them know bitch died in a horrible accident…or the option to fuck other girls…

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Nothing says “I’m an eager young model from a third world ex-soviet war torn country trying to get ahead so that I don’t have to wait in line for rationed bread anymore…or worst…be traded on the international human trafficking sex trade market” quite like doing a high kick in a bikini bottom..spreading your vagina…underneath thin fast drying bathing suit bottoms…I mean the kind of position they’d have us thinking Justin Bieber had her in when giving her an amateur gyno exam with his tongue…before realizing we all know Beiber’s gay.

I like this campaign and will buy 3 of whatever they are selling.

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How about some Victoria’s Secret photoshopped nipples lingerie pics of some Hungarian girl who escaped the illegal human trafficking trade to end up inside Justin Bieber with a strap on back when he and Selena were going through a rough patch…

I don’t think she’s all that special, she looks big and better equipped to be in a circus or do whatever else it is Hungarians do, wrestle bears, make cured meat…but Victoria’s Secret thinks she is and they are the boss of hotness…at least that’s what they are trying to make you believe…evil brainwashing corporation with their half naked girls…

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I may not think Barbara Palvin is all that great, but it turns out, I appreciate staring at pics of her in a bikini, which may not be saying much for Barbara Palvin since I’ll watch any and all girls in a fucking bikini provided they have a vagina, which is actually even optional requirement, because with a proper tuck job, like they were Gisele Bundchen, and a tight body with decent tits, I can be fooled…in an out of sight out of mind situation.

That’s not to say Palvin has a cock, even though it is assumed she did considering she was rumoured to have sex with Beiber and cock is the only way for him, but it is to say if she did, I’d probably still be trying to get a boner for her hot little body, that in person is probably a big body, because that’s just the kind of guy I am.

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