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2010

07

Jul

Blake Lively’s Legs of the Day

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People have found a new interest in Blake Lively, I’m not sure why, maybe it’s been slow and not enough relevant actors have been flashing their tits and cunt, or staging bikini pictures and sex tapes, but I’m thinking that maybe the industry has shifted since Gossip Girl hit and Blake Lively is now actually relevant, because compared to the other people who are getting airtime, like the Jersey Shore trash, she’s actually got purpose, and I guess I’m not complaining, because let’s face it, she does have it going on, and as much as it pains me to say anything good about irritating hollywood pussy….even when it is pussy I’d like to irritate the herpes on since getting famous usually means making some sacrifices and usually that sacrifice is your genitals thanks to unprotected sex with dirty producer dick….

Here are her legs…

Here are some pictures of Blake Lively’s grey bra…..

Here she is with Anna Wintour cuz I guess she’s trying to get on the cover of Vogue or to make it in the fashion industry or some shit I don’t care about and who really cares cuz she’s showing some cleavage….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

18

May

Blake Lively Bikini Body Does Vogue of the Day

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Gossip Girls may have trained teenage girls to fuck, but I don’t watch it even if teaching teenagers to fuck is a good thing, except maybe for a the teenager I saw today pushing her baby in a stroller who had juice stains all over her welfare bought t-shirt, but I have a feeling gossip girl had nothing to do with her pregnancy, she looked too poor for TV and teenagers have been fucking long before the smut show Blake Lively is on has been on the air…but I am down with looking at these photoshopped pictures of awkward looking Blake Lively turned hot thanks to Vogue in her bikini, but mainly because it reminds me that summer is pretty much here. The shorts are shorter. Bitches are in bikini tops on the street. I’ve seen 3 nipples in the last 2 days and it’s not even that hot yet. Good things are to come…now all i need is a serious heat wave cuz I hear heat waves kill fat people and since my wife is fat, I figure, this may be my summer of freedom…and I can’t be sad cuz it’s what nature wanted…it was her destiny…but I’m rarely lucky enough to have things go my way but I’ll keep you posted…

Posted in:Bikini|Blake Lively

2010

08

Feb

Blake Lively in Some Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

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The Gossip Girl who wasn’t born in a halfway house to a criminal mother but who was born to actor parents who forced her to live out there dreams, who didn’t want to be famous so badly that she took parts in fetish movies but did want to be famous enough to play a Fetish in a Movie but probably sucked an equal number of dicks to make her dreams come true was in her bikini in Miami and here are the stalker pics….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

12

Jan

Blake Lively in Esquire of the Day

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This bitch has gone a long way from being born in a halfway house to a criminal mother, to starring in Fetish sex tapes to starring on a hit show about rich kids and now gracing the cover of Esquire magazine….I guess she gives us all hope that despite or past, or the fact that we were brought into this world as trash, we can still pull ourselves out of that and wear our underwear on magazine covers instead of having them bunched up in the corner of the stage we strip on, the hotel room floor we get paid to fuck in, or the movie set we just let guys jerk off on our feet on…..oh wait…Leighton Meester was the whore in training who defied all odds, Blake Lively is the other one, I guess I’m not too good at this blogging shit, who cares they are both the fucking same, here she is lookin Greasy as fuck in Esquire….

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2009

16

Nov

Blake Lively Showing Off Her Tits at Some Event of the Day

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Blake Lively made the right choice when deciding what to wear at whatever event this is and I think that should be acknowledged because most girls don’t grasp the basic thing that makes them look hot when they leave that house and that’s wearing as little clothes as possible.

Blake Lively’s got a seriously shitty face, but put her in short shorts to show off her long legs and a blazer without a shirt like she was me on my way to a job interview showing off her fat tits makes me want to Gossip with her girl.

The whole thing makes me forget that I can’t stand this bitch or the show she is on or everything she encompasses as a person because she makes girls think they deserve the good life, pretty much eliminating me as a seducer, but the good news is that I’m too lazy to be a seducer and the better news is that you can jerk off to this bitch without even knowing the bitch or listening to her talk or having to stare into her weathered face wondering whether she’ll jump on your dick or not. Sex without contact makes for good times.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Blake Lively|Tits

2009

10

Nov

Blake Lively and Her Whore Boots of the Day

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This is my second Gossip Girl post today and I’ve never even seen the show, but I am thinking that maybe it’s time to start. Not because these useless celebrity chicks on the show are slowly winning me over with their long amazing legs, or because of the lesbian shit (see previous post) but because it is safe to say a lot of younger girls watch the shit and it’s nice to have something to talk to them about, you know having some common ground can lead to serious blowjobs, especially if you work as a substitute teacher….just something to think about while looking at Lively’s legs in some expensive street whore boots….

Pics via Fame

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2009

06

Nov

Blake Lively Showing Off Tit of Her Day

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Blake Lively got half naked for some magazine photoshoot, which is nice practice for what we all hope her future career becomes…..because Gossip Girl won’t last forever, at least we can all hope it doesn’t, but I have very little faith in society when people like Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, AnnaLynne McCord and the cast of The Hills can all become rich and famous, meaning girls who were designed to be whores fall off track…..

Posted in:Blake Lively|Bra|Tit

2009

07

Oct

Blake Lively in the Private Lives of Pippa Lee of the Day

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Blake Lively is not only the star of the hit show Gossip Girl, but she’s also some gutter trash who was born in a halfway house thanks to her criminal mother. She defied all odds and instead of becoming a stripper or hooker, she decided to legitimize herself and pursue her dreams of being a famous movie star, and sure, there were some pumps in the road along the way, like when she had to flim a foot fetish sex tapes to pay her rent, but she kept her eye on the prize and made it cuz now she is finally on the silver screen starring in some movie called the Private Livesof Pippa Lee bullshti that recently hit theaters.

She plays a young Pippa Lee, who seems to have sex with old men and gets spanked and chained up by women while wearing vintage lingerie and playing with dolls and all I have to say is fuck Gossip Girl and give this girl more of these roles, cuz she’s one step away from being naked and after extensive research I have found a naked Blake Lively is the only Blake Lively I can stomach…..

Here she is naked with a real old dude I assume she bangs in the movie cuz she has daddy issues….like I am sure she has in real life…making her perfect for the part…

Posted in:Blake Lively|Private Lives of Pippa Lee

2009

17

Sep

Blake Lively and her Tits in a Short Skirt of the Day

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I don’t understand why the bitch on Gossip Girl with the sex tape I’ve never seen is far more lowkey than the bitch on Gossip Girl who is constantly showing off her tits and body in as little clothes as possible without filming a sex tape just walking down the street, pussy in air and shit, but the worst thing about all this is that I am writing this bullshit about her, I think I need new hobbies….

Pics Via PCN

Posted in:Blake Lively|Tits

2009

14

Sep

Some Blake Lively Old Lookin’ Tit of the Day

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Her tits look good, but her face looks old. How the hell does this bitch play a high school student, it just doesn’t make sense, especially considering she looks like she’s pushin’ 40. I can only assume either she lied about her age to get the part or she just does a ton of hard living, cuz coke and booze tend to make the bitches I pay to jerk me off every once in a while look a decade older than they claim to be, cuz French girls look 40 at 25, but that’s just cuz they start streamlining dick while mainlining fast food and party drugs at the age of 14 and never stop, unless I manage to steal a nice chunk of cash from my wife, in which case the girls jerking me off look Asian, cuz they are professional about jerking off dudes for money, it’s a legitimate business and I don’t have to put my dick in gutter trash hands….either way here’s Blake Lively….

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