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2009

03

Sep

Blake Lively’s Tits on Set of Gossip Girl of the Day

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Blake Lively was on set of Gossip Girl and I guess they are planning a really magnificant, opulant, decadent, luxurious, obnoxious, pretentious gala event on the show that all you faggots who watch this shit can sit and wait for excitedly, while I’ve seen all I have to see and that’s Blake Lively’s tits, I dont really understand why she looks like a cracked out, drug addicted, street whore who ran away from home at 15 and turned to a life of crack and getting diseased loads on her face, but I do know that she doesn’t look like she’s 22 and she definitely doesn’t look like the teenager she’s supposed to be, she looks more like the 50 year olds in prom dresses I saw last night who wouldn’t fuck me, and she’s got something in common with them too, and that’s that she won’t fuck me either, yet I still sit here writing about her like some kind of asshole stroking her haggard faced ego.

PICS VIA – FAME and INFphoto

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2009

18

Aug

Blake Lively’s Cleavage on Set of the Day

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Blake Lively’s got a push-up bra, just thought you should know.

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2009

12

Aug

Blake Lively and Her Gossip Girl Legs of the Day

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Here are Blake Lively’s legs. I’m not sure why I am giving her added attention, maybe it’s because I like they way her stomach bubbles out in her dress like she’s on her period or even in the early stages of teenage pregnancy or even just a little chubby from all the cocaine and booze she’s been drinkin now that she’s got lots of money to spend on the shit…..and that’s all I have to say about that….even though I would have probably been better off not saying anything….

Posted in:Blake Lively|Gossip Girl|Legs

2009

22

Jul

Blake Lively’s Tight Dress Shows Off her Period Bloat of the Day

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Woah, is that a basketball in Blake Lively’s dress….or she’s got her period or maybe it’s coke bloat or it could even be that she’s a sloppy little whore and this dress was not really made for her. But I think it’s most likely pregnancy because that’s what happens when little whores have a little too much to drink and think they’re invincible and nothing bad can happen to them because everything else surprisingly worked out so famously, but the good news is that for the most part that all comes crashing down….

Posted in:Blake Lively|Tight Dress

2009

22

May

Blake Lively in her Romper of the Day

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Blake Lively was out in a romper last night, which is a coincidence because so was the girl I followed home to jerk off on her fire escape watching her make dinner.

Posted in:Blake Lively|Romper

2008

24

Oct

Blake Lively and a Shitty See Through of the Day

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So Blake Lively is on the show Gossip Girls and she is supposed to play some kind of teenage slutty rich girl, but when lookin’ at these picutres she does look a day over 40. I don’t understand what happened to her, but I do know that throwing her in that weird strapless bra brings back more memories of underwear shopping with a grandmother than seeing a girl people are supposed to want to fuck in a see through shirt. All they need to is throw a cocktail in her hand, a cigarette in her mouth and a catalog of stories of unrequited love and extreme bitterness towards relationships, men and divorce and you’ve got the cashier who used to work with at a pharmacy, drunk and dolled up at our company Christmas party, only if I remember correctly, that night started with her similar white bra falling out of her dress repeatedly and ended with a pretty decent blowjob for someone who really hated men.

EIther way, here’s Blake Lively in a shitty see through dress showing off a stupid outdated bra.

Posted in:Blake Lively|See Through

2008

03

Oct

Blake Lively Kissing On the Gossip Girl Set of the Day

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Blake Lively is the star of one of those teen targeted shows that ends up turning them into materialistic, money grubbing, wallet fucking, gossiping, scenester, bottle whore sluts called Gossip Girl that I have never seen but know it has that kind of power because teenagers are pretty easy to influence. I know that people have been giving her all kinds of credit for being hot, but I just don’t see it and figured I’d post these pictures of her just to say that and to say that I am a pretty big asshole. A group of kids were in the back alley behind my shit hole apartment and were doing some kind of lame teenage drug deal and were smoking what was probably one of their first joints and were looking over their shoulder constantly to see if anyone was going to catch them and arrest them and just when they decided to get comfortable, I pulled out my camera and snapped off the flash, making them all panic and run, while I sat at my command center laughing to myself, that may have nothing to do with Blake Lively, but I heard them say they can’t wait to go home and watch the new episode of Gossip Girl that they TIVOed, so maybe it does.

Posted in:Blake Lively|Kissing

2008

26

Sep

Some Blake Lively Boring Bathing Suit Pictures of the Day

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So here’s overhyped Gossip Girl Blake Lively in some bathing suit and she sucks. I don’t know why people find this boring girl is worth jerking off to or talking about but I do know and respect the fact that people have different tastes and that some of you would have sex with the elderly lady you helped cross the street if she offfered or the fat chick who lives down the street because you are convinced she’s a virgin and will let you fuck her without condoms, or the girl in the wheel chair who is curious to find out if she can feel sex, since she can’t feel her legs or a lifeless girl you see in the ditch on the drive home, if there was no risk of getting caught, so maybe for you guys, Blake Lively is a step up…stomp the yard…you get what I am saying even if you don’t get her choice in bikinis.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Blake Lively

2008

10

Sep

Blake Lively is a Leprochaun of the Day

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Despite popular belief, there is nothing hot about Blake Lively and these pictures of her dressed like a fucking Leprochaun, or some used Kleenex pretty much prove it. I hate when girls who don’t deserve attention get attention because we have enough ugly chicks in the world, and should do everything in our power to break them down, to realize that they are ugly so they develop complexes and never leave their houses because they feel too ugly to and because everytme they do leave their houses, they have guys like me pointing and laughing at them, until they eventually don’t bother making the world a much nicer place. So as useless as Blake Lively seems, she’s got the power to change the world by caging one ugly bitch at a time, starting with her.

Instead, she’s got this ego that she’s important and hot and that people like her and I think that along with September 11, AIDs and poverty, that is one of life’s great tragedies.

Posted in:Blake Lively|Uncategorized

2008

28

Jul

Blake Lively Nipple Slip of the Day

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I hate nipple slips even though I have made a small fortune off of them and by small fortune I mean that I bought my first case of beer off money made with this site last week, and to me that means I am rich, because up until last week, I was using my wife’s pocket change to support my drinking and that pretty much sucked because she’s on disability and almost as hurtbag as I am.

Either way, it’s nice to know that I got a taste of freedom that I never thought I’d feel because I am too lazy to get a job and it’s nice to know that I got my beer because I post celebrity sluts slippin’ up, but none of that matters to me because I still fucking hate eveything about nipple slips. I hate that people call them wardrobe malfunctions, I hate that half the time a nipple slip involves about 1/4 of an inch of the nipple’s shit stain, I hate that they don’t turn me on and I hate that they aren’t pussy slips.

The only time I like nipple slips is when I am responsible for them, like when I walk down the street and notice a girl isn’t wearing a bra, or when I am at the beach or waterpark and notice a girl’s in a bikini and I creep in and attack her like a fuckin’ shark, pullin her tits out to the world to see before running away so her boyfriend doesn’t rape me as she screams in embarassment, it may never really happen anymore because I am a little more tame than I used to be but when it does it’s fucking legendary, unlike this Blake Lively chick who no one cares about who will be out of a job forever when this Gossip Girl shit is over because she’s ugly and definitely unlike this nipple slip because these fucking pictures fuckin’ suck and that means they are good enough for you.

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