Britney SPears is like any other instagram model, only actually famous, successful and rich beyond just being some half naked girl who gets cocky in her fitness and posts pics of her flat mom stomach, or her hip bones popping out so you can see some late 90s cross tattoos over her pussy like she’s some kind of biker slut, who is trashy enough to be a biker slut, but who is Britney Fucking Spears…American’s sweetheart before TRUMP made it a law that you can only jerk off to his daughter or wife…no other American women are worthy of being jerked off to in AMerica..or you get deported and tortured.

So take in this Britney still crazy pussy when you can…

Here she is in some Glamour model bikini shoot that reminds me of backpages – meets cheesy mall photographer…that I believe you can jerk off to…

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Britney Spears looks good – now that she’s really into fitness, and despite fitness having this weird effect on older women like Britney Spears, maybe because of the lower estrogen, or the fact that they are moms and their bodies are wrecked thanks to being old…but fitness is addictive and I still like what I’m seeing…

Sure, she’s a bi-polar, certifiable, insane person, at least that’s how her parents presented her so that they could keep her under conservatorship as it makes them money, and crazy people need addictions, and fitness is one of those addictions a lot of mid 30 year old women have as they transition into being really horny, really masculine, but still women….with sex drives that are too crazy to handle….

But I prefer a muscle bitch to an obese bitch, and seeing a no ass Britney doing her squats to keep her energy levels up for her concert tour the family pushes for…and I’m a fan of all britney does…from lip syncing to shaving her head to financing some loser’s life because he came in her…to squats…she’s still Britney Bitch….

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Whenever I think of Britney Spears, I think of how good a job her handlers have done with her while protecting their invesment, because there was a time when she turned 18 and did a series of insane things…from K-Fed, creating a fantasy for mooches like me everywhere, shaving her head, getting fat and dumpy and all those good things….and they pulled the reins in, locked her down…and now she is older, a mom, pushing 40…and looks fucking great…fit…and amazing…and great…

I appreciate a little conservatorship, or abduction…up on a public and legal Emily Smart situation…and everytime I kidnap I woman I’ll be sure to use Britney as an example of how we can make this relationship work…

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There’s something magical about Britney Spears showing off her middled aged mom fitness in some Yoga Pose….and that is that she is wearing short shorts that allow us all to see pretty much as close to her labia as she can get without being naughty….so I get to stare at all that inner thigh and the top curvature of her ass cheek..and assume it is exposed for us to masturbate to…because I want to masturbate to it like it was the day her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video dropped…in 1997…an era when slutty teens were less common and easier to cum to…even though that was 20 years ago…

I guess I’ll always have a place for Britney in my heart, because I am old and watched her career unfold…and part of that is her crazy, the other part of that is the idea of K-Fed knocking her up…She’s Britney Bitch…iconic…

The rumor is that she’s apparently dating her trainer, which I am sure was not challenging at all for her to pull off, seeing as she is Britney Spears and she could pretty much fuck anything she wants… She’s also bi-polar, in her sexual prime, looking good and ready to be filled….all the fucking time so a personal trainer makes total sense….

She’s on a short leash with her controlling parents – who want to protect their investment, they don’t want to fuck up their money making scheme, that happens to be their daughter, she has been really profitable and there is still more to be made..so they probably are very strict on who can get close to their prize trophy…but they allow her to spend time with a trainer because they don’t want another fat dumpy Britney – it was bad for business…so let her get recharged and feel alive with some dude who is probably pretty happy with this personal trainer lottery win…

Fucking this is something all personal trainers dream of when they first get into personal training and their families laugh at them….you know fuck the celebrity or rich client and knock her up, or start a fitness line, or book a reality show for fat people are the real top level….but I guess fucking this is something all people dream of…Britney is magic.

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Hit me baby one more time….Britney Spears….is in fuck me boots and for some reason…I think it’s worth pointing at and saying – Look Britney Spears is wearing fuck me boots….like she’s not some crazy 40 year old pop star still pop-starring…

It would seem that I care about it…I mean I am posting it – I must care about these people….but I am just in some vortex of posting everything I come across..about the dumbest shit ever…like it is news, or a distraction, when it is just dog shit…what am I doing with my life? Oh right…nothing…which is why I am posting this nonsense that no one cares about…

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Britney Spears has a new video. She was wearing lingerie and grinding up with some other chick and it would be magical if it wasn’t a creepy old crazy lady molesting a younger girl….even if she looks good, it’s the context of rape coming in all forms…

Not that I actually watched the video, I didn’t, so maybe the storyline is the old lady is the one being raped by the younger girl…making this post completely circular and irrelevant- with no takeaway for you – because what the fuck did you expect to takeaway from this…it’s a Britney Spears video – 20 years after the fact…

Here are her tits performing the same song in Vegas

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Nov 18, 2016 at 1:05pm PST

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Britney Spears is in shorts. Who gives a fuck.

Anyone who is into seeing a Britney Spears now, not a Britney Spears then, has their priorities all fucked up…because if you’re into a Britney Spears now, for more than just navigating ways to K-Fed her a second time….something that would be so hype you could even jerking off to the idea of it…you’d still be doing that to her first album music videos, not this..you see because fantasies often times get ruined by reality…something I experience every time I open my eyes during sex.

Everyone knows K-Fedding her would be impossible, her team of handlers, including her parents have their grip on her…and won’t fucking let go…

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Britney Spears may be an money making puppet to her horrible hick parents who were likely too retarded and inbred to realize trying to get their baby girl famous was an unlikely dream..it was pre social media…but hick mom just kept showing up and dancing monkey daughter delivered and still delivers…all medicated and rich as fuck…so many years later…which should remind you that if have a stupid dream like making your kid famous because you find it cute..it could work out for you if you’re too dumb to be rational…because it happened for Britney…and if you play it right…you can hold them hostage into their 30s like a cult leader they can’t escape…so that you can run all the revenue she makes…giving her an allowance and she doesn’t need to know better..because she’s coddled…and her worrying gets in the way of her earning..

Well she’s apparently got access to her social media – where she hasn’t done any videos of her begging to be saved….but instead shows off her tight body…despite being a mom body…dancing…and panty flashing…and she’s fucking perfect…old..but perfect…living the dream…I’m talking about K-Fed…he’s living the dream…all thanks to this…

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Britney Spears is still at it, all medicated, half dead, dancing monkey for her family, an earner…a dancer, a lip syncer, and a sugar mommy who pays for palimony which makes her extra fucking awesome….and this is her Sex Position of the Day and she’s pretty fucking flexible…

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Do you ever sit outside the ice cream shop for 8 hours at a time – to watch all the babes coming out with their ice cream cones…slowly caressing them with their mouths…AND TONGUES….white creamy substance dripping down their faces…all while wearing fitness gear like they just worked out…

You know the kind of mom treating her kid to ice cream in what looks like she’s trying to reclaim the excitement of sucking a new cock…by using the ice cream as that cock…but not her husbands boring old cock, a cock that gives her joy – in a sweet and frozen variety…

Filling her empty world….the same wife who just wastes away as her husband works and makes money for them – emotionally eating her face off due to sadness when alone but pretending she doesn’t eat carbs or sugar or meat in front of people – saying no thanks to birthday cake…just lettuce…but bitch I’ve seen you when you’re alone…enjoying that moment of lust…with ice cream…and it is erotic erotic…

THIS IS BRITNEY DOING THAT…OMG

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