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2016

18

Nov

Britney Spears Weird Lingerie Slumber Party Video of the Day

Britney Spears has a new video. She was wearing lingerie and grinding up with some other chick and it would be magical if it wasn’t a creepy old crazy lady molesting a younger girl….even if she looks good, it’s the context of rape coming in all forms…

Not that I actually watched the video, I didn’t, so maybe the storyline is the old lady is the one being raped by the younger girl…making this post completely circular and irrelevant- with no takeaway for you – because what the fuck did you expect to takeaway from this…it’s a Britney Spears video – 20 years after the fact…

Here are her tits performing the same song in Vegas

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2016

14

Oct

Britney Spears in Shorts of the Day

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Britney Spears is in shorts. Who gives a fuck.

Anyone who is into seeing a Britney Spears now, not a Britney Spears then, has their priorities all fucked up…because if you’re into a Britney Spears now, for more than just navigating ways to K-Fed her a second time….something that would be so hype you could even jerking off to the idea of it…you’d still be doing that to her first album music videos, not this..you see because fantasies often times get ruined by reality…something I experience every time I open my eyes during sex.

Everyone knows K-Fedding her would be impossible, her team of handlers, including her parents have their grip on her…and won’t fucking let go…

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2016

20

Sep

Britney Spears Hot Fit Body and Panty Flash Dance of the Day

Britney Spears may be an money making puppet to her horrible hick parents who were likely too retarded and inbred to realize trying to get their baby girl famous was an unlikely dream..it was pre social media…but hick mom just kept showing up and dancing monkey daughter delivered and still delivers…all medicated and rich as fuck…so many years later…which should remind you that if have a stupid dream like making your kid famous because you find it cute..it could work out for you if you’re too dumb to be rational…because it happened for Britney…and if you play it right…you can hold them hostage into their 30s like a cult leader they can’t escape…so that you can run all the revenue she makes…giving her an allowance and she doesn’t need to know better..because she’s coddled…and her worrying gets in the way of her earning..

Well she’s apparently got access to her social media – where she hasn’t done any videos of her begging to be saved….but instead shows off her tight body…despite being a mom body…dancing…and panty flashing…and she’s fucking perfect…old..but perfect…living the dream…I’m talking about K-Fed…he’s living the dream…all thanks to this…

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2016

14

Sep

Britney Spears Sex Position of the Day

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Britney Spears is still at it, all medicated, half dead, dancing monkey for her family, an earner…a dancer, a lip syncer, and a sugar mommy who pays for palimony which makes her extra fucking awesome….and this is her Sex Position of the Day and she’s pretty fucking flexible…

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2016

31

Aug

Britney Spears Eats Ice Cream of the Day

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Do you ever sit outside the ice cream shop for 8 hours at a time – to watch all the babes coming out with their ice cream cones…slowly caressing them with their mouths…AND TONGUES….white creamy substance dripping down their faces…all while wearing fitness gear like they just worked out…

You know the kind of mom treating her kid to ice cream in what looks like she’s trying to reclaim the excitement of sucking a new cock…by using the ice cream as that cock…but not her husbands boring old cock, a cock that gives her joy – in a sweet and frozen variety…

Filling her empty world….the same wife who just wastes away as her husband works and makes money for them – emotionally eating her face off due to sadness when alone but pretending she doesn’t eat carbs or sugar or meat in front of people – saying no thanks to birthday cake…just lettuce…but bitch I’ve seen you when you’re alone…enjoying that moment of lust…with ice cream…and it is erotic erotic…

THIS IS BRITNEY DOING THAT…OMG

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2016

26

Aug

Britney Spears Tits Read a Teleprompter for Louisianna of the Day

Britney Spears and her breasts are pretty charitable, but we didn’t need a flood in her homeland of the amazing Louisianna, my favorite American state, to tell inspire her tits to jiggle as she half retardedly reads some prompter to help raise funds for the Red Cross, an corrupt non-for-profit that the CEO makes millions of dollars a year to run….I wonder how many takes this took, I’m thinking 50….

We just have to look at K-Fed…that motherfucker was the adopted child she got to fuck and will forever pay for all because his dick rocked her broken soul proper….those were the good years, the pre crazy and conservatorship years and for that kind work with the underprivileged she will always bring hope to other mooch fucks like me…

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2016

18

Aug

Britney Spears Dancing in White Shorts of the Day

Britney Spears posted this video of her dancing around in some white outfit, like a girl on her first day of Junior high who got her period…and had to live that down for her entire life…

I know what you’re thinking, Britney is so old, she doesn’t get her period anymore…all menopausal and shit and even if she’s not she’s all medicated and anorexic or some shit so that she doesn’t get her period anymore….

But she’s still hot and watching her dance around all crazy, like a bi polar disorder is some kind of magical…I not sure what kind of magical…but magical nonetheless..

I could watch her medicated ass dance all day…

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2016

17

Aug

Staring at Britney’s Ass and Tits as She Hikes of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that old lady Britney Spears, who is still controlled by her parents because you don’t throw away money like that, especially when you can play the whole “parent who cares”….and in being controlled by her parents she hasn’t gone off and killed herself, but rather got fit and still earns money, does shows, and apparently goes hiking and has fun….allowing us to watch her tits and ass, even though we don’t normally like old ladies, she’s Britney and was the original woman to be K-Fed-ed – so I hold a place for her in my heart…she brings hope and dreams and not just from her “I’m not that innocent” video you’ve jerked off to…because she wasn’t that innocent…which is fun to watch in contrast to what she’s become…a middle aged mom, you’d still fuck….who miraculously has done all this not being able to know how to sing..

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2016

08

Aug

Britney Spears – Hot Mom Ass Eating Hot Dogs in Hawaii of the Day

If there is one thing you need to seee today, it’s hot Britney Spears getting her face stuffed with a hot dog, and that’s not just because I have a hot dog fetish and love watching girls eat hot dogs, that is just part of the reason why I love watching this video, the other reason is because I know that if Spears wasn’t under the prison sentence of her parents who make the dancing monkey they created dance like a monkey to make that money, she’d be 500 pounds…but instead she’s got this hot ass in a bikini – despite being a mom…and I guess this is just proof that locking a woman in a cage in your basement and letting her out to fuck dudes for money to pay your rent – is a great way to keep her from getting fat…

Not that I am against fat girls, I mean they are disgusting, but sometimes you need disgusting to appreciate skinny and not disgusting, and sometimes you need disgusting for comedic reasons like making disgusting eat as many cakes as disgusting can before dying or passing out from diabetic shock..

I am a Britney Spears fan…as long as I don’t have to listen to her music…except maybe “Everytime that shit brings tears….

Here’s her nipple

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2016

05

Aug

Britney Spears Bikini Nipple Dreams of the Day

Britney Spears laying in sand getting hit by waves is magical..

A nice way to wash off her unshowered, cheetos filled, but nicely tanned and looking fit ass…but I’d prefer if she used my tongue…

I mean Britney Spears still has got it going on, something her family, her team, everyone who exploits and rides her brand against her will….while she’s all medicated and kept half retarded dumb – so that people from K-Fed the Legend, to her parents…to her management can force the monkey to dance….

I would have been interested to see what would have happened to her – if she was left out on her own to survive back before her family took over running her life for her….it probably would have been fun, because when she was left to her own devices, she was naked, pussy was being flashed, heads were being shaved, it was incredible….not that these generic, hostage on the beach isn’t exciting….they’re inspiring…

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Here’s Britney’s New Video for some Song

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