Britney Spears is magical…and walking her do fitness because her handlers don’t like her fat….they want her strong and capable of performing daily….allowing them to further cash in on what they’ve already cashed in on time and time again….pushing her 40s…all strong, and muscular if you like healthy, fit and medicated…still earning….but some of us, like me, prefer when they crack, end up broke, strung out, and singing their hit songs from the late 90s in karaoke bars…where they also suck dick for rent money in the bathroom….

You know the winning stories…are often the least funs and Britney’s ups and downs could have ended with more downs, not some rock hard ass I want to chip my tooth on like I’m k-fed trying to cash in…right…

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I just heard that Britney Spears’ sister Jamie Lynn, who tried to be famous for a minute but ended up getting knocked up like other celebrities from the era’s siblings….we’re talking to you Haylie Duff and Ashley Simpson…

Well, I heard the rich hick family had an ATV accident and the kid was in critical condition – and if I had a soul – I would find that sad and trying to jerk off to her would be a challenge….but I have no soul….so trying to jerk off to her is fine…

All fit, and showing off her fitness, all late 30s, crazy, held hostage by her parents to make them money like a good little spawn…doing circus tricks like the dancing money she is…

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Apparently, this is the lovely Britney Spears pulling her tit out on stage in some feminist protest…maybe it is her safe word to let people know that she wants to escape by her captors…maybe she’s just so medicated she doesn’t realize her tit’s popping out…maybe she wants her tit to hit the media now that she’s feeling hot and fit – because despite being an old mom – she’s been doing her fitness and looks good on her stage show…or maybe she’s just given the world all of her, where she’s just a shell of a human, with no soul just a body or conduit to perform like a dancing money to make everyone around her money she can’t enjoy because she’s still under conservatorship…or maybe it doesn’t matter, and it’s a basic, simple, enjoyable pleasure…that I am glad happened…maybe.

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Britney SPears is like any other instagram model, only actually famous, successful and rich beyond just being some half naked girl who gets cocky in her fitness and posts pics of her flat mom stomach, or her hip bones popping out so you can see some late 90s cross tattoos over her pussy like she’s some kind of biker slut, who is trashy enough to be a biker slut, but who is Britney Fucking Spears…American’s sweetheart before TRUMP made it a law that you can only jerk off to his daughter or wife…no other American women are worthy of being jerked off to in AMerica..or you get deported and tortured.

So take in this Britney still crazy pussy when you can…

Here she is in some Glamour model bikini shoot that reminds me of backpages – meets cheesy mall photographer…that I believe you can jerk off to…

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Britney Spears looks good – now that she’s really into fitness, and despite fitness having this weird effect on older women like Britney Spears, maybe because of the lower estrogen, or the fact that they are moms and their bodies are wrecked thanks to being old…but fitness is addictive and I still like what I’m seeing…

Sure, she’s a bi-polar, certifiable, insane person, at least that’s how her parents presented her so that they could keep her under conservatorship as it makes them money, and crazy people need addictions, and fitness is one of those addictions a lot of mid 30 year old women have as they transition into being really horny, really masculine, but still women….with sex drives that are too crazy to handle….

But I prefer a muscle bitch to an obese bitch, and seeing a no ass Britney doing her squats to keep her energy levels up for her concert tour the family pushes for…and I’m a fan of all britney does…from lip syncing to shaving her head to financing some loser’s life because he came in her…to squats…she’s still Britney Bitch….

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Whenever I think of Britney Spears, I think of how good a job her handlers have done with her while protecting their invesment, because there was a time when she turned 18 and did a series of insane things…from K-Fed, creating a fantasy for mooches like me everywhere, shaving her head, getting fat and dumpy and all those good things….and they pulled the reins in, locked her down…and now she is older, a mom, pushing 40…and looks fucking great…fit…and amazing…and great…

I appreciate a little conservatorship, or abduction…up on a public and legal Emily Smart situation…and everytime I kidnap I woman I’ll be sure to use Britney as an example of how we can make this relationship work…

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There’s something magical about Britney Spears showing off her middled aged mom fitness in some Yoga Pose….and that is that she is wearing short shorts that allow us all to see pretty much as close to her labia as she can get without being naughty….so I get to stare at all that inner thigh and the top curvature of her ass cheek..and assume it is exposed for us to masturbate to…because I want to masturbate to it like it was the day her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video dropped…in 1997…an era when slutty teens were less common and easier to cum to…even though that was 20 years ago…

I guess I’ll always have a place for Britney in my heart, because I am old and watched her career unfold…and part of that is her crazy, the other part of that is the idea of K-Fed knocking her up…She’s Britney Bitch…iconic…

The rumor is that she’s apparently dating her trainer, which I am sure was not challenging at all for her to pull off, seeing as she is Britney Spears and she could pretty much fuck anything she wants… She’s also bi-polar, in her sexual prime, looking good and ready to be filled….all the fucking time so a personal trainer makes total sense….

She’s on a short leash with her controlling parents – who want to protect their investment, they don’t want to fuck up their money making scheme, that happens to be their daughter, she has been really profitable and there is still more to be made..so they probably are very strict on who can get close to their prize trophy…but they allow her to spend time with a trainer because they don’t want another fat dumpy Britney – it was bad for business…so let her get recharged and feel alive with some dude who is probably pretty happy with this personal trainer lottery win…

Fucking this is something all personal trainers dream of when they first get into personal training and their families laugh at them….you know fuck the celebrity or rich client and knock her up, or start a fitness line, or book a reality show for fat people are the real top level….but I guess fucking this is something all people dream of…Britney is magic.

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Hit me baby one more time….Britney Spears….is in fuck me boots and for some reason…I think it’s worth pointing at and saying – Look Britney Spears is wearing fuck me boots….like she’s not some crazy 40 year old pop star still pop-starring…

It would seem that I care about it…I mean I am posting it – I must care about these people….but I am just in some vortex of posting everything I come across..about the dumbest shit ever…like it is news, or a distraction, when it is just dog shit…what am I doing with my life? Oh right…nothing…which is why I am posting this nonsense that no one cares about…

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