There is no better way to ring in the Easter weekend, a weekend from family, with the most fucked up up family, that still has great tightly knit family values, thanks to the parents owning the adult daughter – because she makes them money – and you can’t throw away that gift of making money – through their redneck hick genitals – you must keep it working for you – good old family values…

The Spears…the only real motivation I’ve ever had to breed, from K-Fed mooching, to her parents mooching, we all need a Britney to manipulate and own in our lives…it’s true..

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Britney Spears is a wonderful creature and she’s showing her age by doing a channeling a sea animal that her crazy ass probably thinks she is – because she’s crazy – or this is a little PLANK on the beach, since PLANKING was the last trend that was relevant back when Britney was allowed to use the internet…before her family…the captors who put her under conservatorship locked that out…so she can’t cry for help, but can instead fill her days training for her Vegas dance show..and sometimes, if she’s a little tired from all the sedatives and demands they have on her to be their dancing monkey….like the golden egg she is….they let her go to Hawaii….where she can play on the beach…in her bikini…but you know her handlers with their leashes and cages aren’t too far away!

That said, I know she’s doing a surf lessons, and not planking, but there’s no story in her having the independence to learn to surf, unless of course she takes that board out to the horizon and is never seen again…you know in a save yourself from the prison you live in kind of way.

I’ve seen Point Break 100 times, it’s one of my favorite movies…I know how the surf logic works….hang ten, gnarly, fucking I don’t know anything else, because I am old, like Britney….only she’s got a tight body to match her mid 30s almost 40 face…

It’s fascinating when you think about it, considering I remember jerking off to the HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME VIDEO…20 years ago…

20 fucking years ago…

Depressing…..but here are her tits in a bikini anyway…

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She posted a workout video…it was good….because working out is what keeps her bikini ready and able to dance dance dance all night making her family their “oil” or natural gas in their Louisana Swamp money that comes in the form of their hot dancing monkey near 40 year old daughter…make that money…

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Britney Spears posted a picture of her casually pulling down her pants, I guess to remind the haters that she’s skinny like a meth addicted mother in a trailer park, who still has the tits she got when she was stripping…..where the meth addiction happened….only the Britney Spears version, where she’s richer than god and still “stripping” her soul on stage everyday to finance the empire and keep her parent’s dreams alive…

It reminds me of when retards get horny and if you know any retards, you’ll know they just pull out their genitals everywhere, all dumb faced and drooling….

Maybe she wants you to know she shaves her cunt, because there was a time when she was unshowered and disgusting, which I fucking loved because of pheromones and the dirtier a bitch is the more animalistic and exciting it is….but it’s probably laser, you cant’ expect a medicated mental case to get that close to razor blades…I guess it could be waxing too and whoever got that job is an unsung hero…and I wish it was me…even though I love bush. I am so conflicted.

Here are some hot pics of Britney in Concert….

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Britney Spears posts videos of her walking down the hallway in various dresses..like an annoying wife showing you her purchases she made with your credit card…only in Britney Spears case it is with her credit card, unless it was given to her for free….and really if anyone in her circle and their family members…including but not limited to K-Fed…were wearing dresses it’d be safe to assume this catwalker, hallway walker, that 2,000,000 people watched hallway walk…in her new dresses…paid for the shit…because she’s a fucking earner, and that’s how these things work…they make money, for others to rape and pillage her for her money but keep her entertained by letting her update her social media…like a the braindead easily entertained muppet….

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This is a Britney Spears video she posted to her social media – of her on the beach in a bikini – doing some “I’m a save for you” dance move that has been pounded into her brain so many times from her dance instructors, that it’s really all the she knows, and anytime she gets out of bed…she’d does this…..

My favorite thing about this video, other than it being Britney Spears, the puppet that keeps earning for her family because they figure out how to legally enslave her…which is pretty fucking hot to me…..is that this isn’t the first take…if you look at the Sand, you will see that she did it before, in an ‘oops I did it again for the camera”….typical Britney Behavior….that I can jerk off to….because I know that part of her earnings go to K-Fed and that alone inspires me to find a Britney of my Own…

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Britney Spears is magical…and walking her do fitness because her handlers don’t like her fat….they want her strong and capable of performing daily….allowing them to further cash in on what they’ve already cashed in on time and time again….pushing her 40s…all strong, and muscular if you like healthy, fit and medicated…still earning….but some of us, like me, prefer when they crack, end up broke, strung out, and singing their hit songs from the late 90s in karaoke bars…where they also suck dick for rent money in the bathroom….

You know the winning stories…are often the least funs and Britney’s ups and downs could have ended with more downs, not some rock hard ass I want to chip my tooth on like I’m k-fed trying to cash in…right…

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I just heard that Britney Spears’ sister Jamie Lynn, who tried to be famous for a minute but ended up getting knocked up like other celebrities from the era’s siblings….we’re talking to you Haylie Duff and Ashley Simpson…

Well, I heard the rich hick family had an ATV accident and the kid was in critical condition – and if I had a soul – I would find that sad and trying to jerk off to her would be a challenge….but I have no soul….so trying to jerk off to her is fine…

All fit, and showing off her fitness, all late 30s, crazy, held hostage by her parents to make them money like a good little spawn…doing circus tricks like the dancing money she is…

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Apparently, this is the lovely Britney Spears pulling her tit out on stage in some feminist protest…maybe it is her safe word to let people know that she wants to escape by her captors…maybe she’s just so medicated she doesn’t realize her tit’s popping out…maybe she wants her tit to hit the media now that she’s feeling hot and fit – because despite being an old mom – she’s been doing her fitness and looks good on her stage show…or maybe she’s just given the world all of her, where she’s just a shell of a human, with no soul just a body or conduit to perform like a dancing money to make everyone around her money she can’t enjoy because she’s still under conservatorship…or maybe it doesn’t matter, and it’s a basic, simple, enjoyable pleasure…that I am glad happened…maybe.

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