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2016

30

May

Britney Spears is the Memorial Day Queen of the Day

This is the hottest Britney “the mom years” Video ever…

Like the homecoming queen, or the prom Queen, or the Queen of England, or the queen at the drag show doing its make-up – Britney Spears is Everything..and this video she posted is what makes her the Memorial Day Queen..

It’s a little slow motion, pull out of the pool and beach yourself in a bikini….

She is our forever girl. She’s forever. She is always. Not just on Memorial Day and not just someone we’ve left in the early 2000s, she’s iconic and immortal…even when she falls a apart….and for that she is a spirit to us all…just not her family, she’s a puppet to them…that’s how the afford the pool…

Let this video inspire you…for a better tomorrow…and that you may need to be a medicated sculpted hunk of muscle and flesh to really be careless and free…or maybe you just need to be rich and Britney Spears to really not give a fuck…or maybe we can all be like this…so girls….get in your fucking bikinis…

This is what everything is about..EVERYTHING..

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2016

04

May

Britney Spears New Bathing Suit of the DAy

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Britney Spears, who is in her mid to late 30s and a mom of two has luckily been caged by her parents based on “mental health” loopholes….allowing them to keep her medicated, fit, performing, making them money…when she’d otherwise be dead of some overdose caused by her entitled, spoiled, child fame….and I find that inspiring..

If you’re gonna have kids, make them a solid return on investment, work them so you can sit around relaxing…

If you feel you need to encourage her with male attnetion…let her post some attention seeking pics to social media like:

“Bought three new swimsuits today This one is my favorite!”

Bikinis paid for With her allowance she gets off the money she makes…modeled while jacked up her twat…

Dreams…

THanks…Britney…always hitting baby one more time..

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2016

06

Apr

Britney Spears Has Mom Abs of the Day

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In being Britney Spears…one is a a puppet designed to generate money for the empire her family has built…the perfectly designed DANCING Monkey…that isn’t really perfectly designed but is medicated to not contest her duties and requirements…and in being a medicated dancing monkey….it is very easy to get abs, your team just needs to limit calories to your feeding tube….while telling you to jump jump jump squat and two step…or whatever the fuck dance teachers tell you….

But that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a mom, in her 30s, and tight stomached…which to an old fuck like me is hot as fuck…because I’ve fucked mom’s for years….losing my dignity and often times my Keys in their soft sloppy stomach…

Making this heavenly….and inspirational…because I want to K-Fed a girl too….

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2016

01

Apr

Britney Spears in a Pink Bikini of the Day

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Britney Spears concludes our late 90s popstars I wanted to fuck, and still want to fuck who are in bikinis..because it’s never too late for bikinis, even though we know that’s not true, it’s just not too old for bikinis yet…

Britney represents so much good, more than just her vagina definition in bikini bottoms, and big fake tits, or fit mom body in her 30s, she has been a puppet used by men, her own family and the industry….to make a lot of fucking money…and she’s still doing it…like a real sex doll…who is all kinds of crazy I want dripping off my face and into my mouth.

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2016

29

Mar

Britney Spears in a Bikini of the Day

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Britney Spears got slaughtered on social media for possibly photoshopping herself because she knows how to arch her back..and maximize her fit mom booty that she’s always had…because the world doesn’t want to accept that a medicated popstar who’s sole purpose in life is to practice dance moves to make her family money to maintain the goodlife…

But for some reason, they embrace pigs and monsters like the Kardashians…who photoshoot everything…

Britney, is amazing, and these bikini pics make me wish that she wasn’t already K-Feded so that I could spend my life trying to figure out how to move in on this…and I guess who cares about her body, her fitness, her being exploited by her parents, when you can stare at her vagina eating her bathing suit bottoms…right…

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2016

21

Mar

Britney Spears in a Bikini of the Day

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It’s nice to see Britney Spears hasn’t killed herself off thanks to being exploited from such a young age by her family, pretty much being kept captive like she was Brie Larson in ROOM, but in a far more luxurious setting.

In fact, this picture of her is fucking awesome, I mean as a guy who fucks fat chicks on the regular, on their back in the best, but when you grease up this southern goddess in what we will assume is coconut oil instead of the lard she once used while covered in donut powder, Cheetos but I hate referencing that brand that got huge PR from her obesity that included so many other brands, that coconut oil works on everything, even hemorrhoids, lube, toothpaste…..even giving her a crazy fucking booty. or whatever is going on here in this arched bag amazingness that I want to lick from head to toe, even if it may taste like assholes..

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2016

07

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini Dance Video of the Day

If you’re done with Jennifer Lawrence, a supposed 25 year old looking like shit despite being one of Hollywood’s number 1 in her bikini in the Bahamas….

Here’s Britney Spears who isn’t in mid to late 30s destroying in her bikini…because popstars from the 90s clearly have more to offer than new generation Hollywood…designed to be accessible and regular…

I mean I guess there’s something to say about emotionally unstable puppets forced to do what they are told…because when they are told to get to the gym, they do it…where as Jennifer Lawrence is the one calling the shots…because kids these days are so entitled…

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2016

04

Mar

Britney Spears in a Towel of the Day

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Britney Spears is amazing…she’s my kind of puppet…she did PHOTOSHOOT FOR V MAGAZINE shot by Mario Testino, who has a weird behind the scenes fetish for girls he shoots in Towels, which I guess Britney participated in….despite it being one of the dumber fetishes or even “artist” projects for a photographer with this kind of access…but it’s become a thing…

I am more interested in better fetishes but photographers are weirdos, even though they don’t really exist anymore thanks to instagram, where perverts who call themselves photographers get girls naked after loosening them up with booze…all for fun…which I guess is a fetish in and of itself…it must be…t’s all over instagram, lure young girls for followers instead of money, even though followers dont’ pay the bills until you have a lot of them, and getting naked on the internet for free is just dumb…with the whole “let’s make art”….stupidity…

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Here she is doing the splits….more interesting than the towel…

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2016

02

Mar

Britney Spears Not Naked for V Magazine of the Day

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When I saw the V Magazine Covers featuring Britney, not looking like Britney I was hoping that the trashy handlers who own Britney, would have her go naked.

Not that I am some virgin werido who still jerks off to Britney Spears, or any celebs or models really, but because I am a pervert weirdo who like the rest of the world, wants to see everyone naked, especially super famous people like Britney Spears, even though I’ve already seen her pussy….years ago…back when she lost her mind…before her parents go repossession of her…

I figured V Magazine is all fashion and pretentious and fashion and prentious has gone the way of everyone naked always..but she’s got kids and Christian fans to appease to, so I guess this is as racy as a near 40 year old, medicated, dancing monkey gets….

What it comes down to is that she’s still Britney…bitch….(I hate that I just wrote that)…

Here she is shopping like a white trash vision that she is..

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2016

01

Mar

Britney Spears Porn’s Up V Magazine of the Day

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The other day, Britney Released a bunch of mom in her panties dance videos to her social media, ( TO SEE HER PANTY DANCE VIDEOS CLICK THIS HIGHLIGHTED HYPERLINK – THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE CALLED – HYPERLINKS )to which I said “damn, I’d like to K-Fed that Like I was K-Fed, even though when K-Fed K-Fedded Her she Was Hotter”….because girls in their mid 30s just aren’t hot to me, especially when they all try to stay young with caked on make-up and botox, especially the rich ones, and with their fake tits, and faces, it becomes this porno look, and I hate porn, but then again, I like down on their luck hookers, who also look like this….because even good surgery is bad….

This is just the cover, but it looks like it may end in spread ass pics!

I mean she’s been sexualized since she sucked off Mickey Mouse in the 90s, this is all she knows, so being a veteran, well paid sex worker / sex doll, puppet to her family…getting sleazy…sees so good…because it is.

I guess what I’m saying is – I don’t want to leave Britney Alone.

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