A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Aug 25, 2016 at 9:23am PDT

Britney Spears and her breasts are pretty charitable, but we didn’t need a flood in her homeland of the amazing Louisianna, my favorite American state, to tell inspire her tits to jiggle as she half retardedly reads some prompter to help raise funds for the Red Cross, an corrupt non-for-profit that the CEO makes millions of dollars a year to run….I wonder how many takes this took, I’m thinking 50….

We just have to look at K-Fed…that motherfucker was the adopted child she got to fuck and will forever pay for all because his dick rocked her broken soul proper….those were the good years, the pre crazy and conservatorship years and for that kind work with the underprivileged she will always bring hope to other mooch fucks like me…

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Britney Spears posted this video of her dancing around in some white outfit, like a girl on her first day of Junior high who got her period…and had to live that down for her entire life…

I know what you’re thinking, Britney is so old, she doesn’t get her period anymore…all menopausal and shit and even if she’s not she’s all medicated and anorexic or some shit so that she doesn’t get her period anymore….

But she’s still hot and watching her dance around all crazy, like a bi polar disorder is some kind of magical…I not sure what kind of magical…but magical nonetheless..

I could watch her medicated ass dance all day…

In my dressing room dancing to #DoYouWannaComeOver ???? Pre-order #Glory on @AppleMusic & get it instantly!! Stream it on @spotify here: britney.lk/dywcospotify

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Aug 17, 2016 at 8:05pm PDT

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I think it’s safe to say that old lady Britney Spears, who is still controlled by her parents because you don’t throw away money like that, especially when you can play the whole “parent who cares”….and in being controlled by her parents she hasn’t gone off and killed herself, but rather got fit and still earns money, does shows, and apparently goes hiking and has fun….allowing us to watch her tits and ass, even though we don’t normally like old ladies, she’s Britney and was the original woman to be K-Fed-ed – so I hold a place for her in my heart…she brings hope and dreams and not just from her “I’m not that innocent” video you’ve jerked off to…because she wasn’t that innocent…which is fun to watch in contrast to what she’s become…a middle aged mom, you’d still fuck….who miraculously has done all this not being able to know how to sing..

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Aug 13, 2016 at 7:37pm PDT

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If there is one thing you need to seee today, it’s hot Britney Spears getting her face stuffed with a hot dog, and that’s not just because I have a hot dog fetish and love watching girls eat hot dogs, that is just part of the reason why I love watching this video, the other reason is because I know that if Spears wasn’t under the prison sentence of her parents who make the dancing monkey they created dance like a monkey to make that money, she’d be 500 pounds…but instead she’s got this hot ass in a bikini – despite being a mom…and I guess this is just proof that locking a woman in a cage in your basement and letting her out to fuck dudes for money to pay your rent – is a great way to keep her from getting fat…

Not that I am against fat girls, I mean they are disgusting, but sometimes you need disgusting to appreciate skinny and not disgusting, and sometimes you need disgusting for comedic reasons like making disgusting eat as many cakes as disgusting can before dying or passing out from diabetic shock..

I am a Britney Spears fan…as long as I don’t have to listen to her music…except maybe “Everytime that shit brings tears….

Here’s her nipple

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Britney Spears laying in sand getting hit by waves is magical..

A nice way to wash off her unshowered, cheetos filled, but nicely tanned and looking fit ass…but I’d prefer if she used my tongue…

I mean Britney Spears still has got it going on, something her family, her team, everyone who exploits and rides her brand against her will….while she’s all medicated and kept half retarded dumb – so that people from K-Fed the Legend, to her parents…to her management can force the monkey to dance….

I would have been interested to see what would have happened to her – if she was left out on her own to survive back before her family took over running her life for her….it probably would have been fun, because when she was left to her own devices, she was naked, pussy was being flashed, heads were being shaved, it was incredible….not that these generic, hostage on the beach isn’t exciting….they’re inspiring…

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Here’s Britney’s New Video for some Song

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So Britney Spears is working out in her home gym, staying fit to keep on making money to support her family and staff by dancing around like a monkey on stage singing shitty songs people are emotionally attached to – while listening to shitty songs that created social media hookers like Em Rat Cow thanks to her big tits..

While Lohan, a exploited, broken, crazy dancing monkey in her own right, but not managed as tight as the even crazier Britney Spears…back in the head shaving years – but still pretty fucking crazy is on her balcony putting on a show about being pregnant and choked out by her Russian billionaire…who was out partying when she was at home trying not to have a miscarriage with that knitting needle…

She’s a wreck – but Britney Spears gives us hope of a mid 30s mom ass in leggings working out not needing to be a bad thing – but more importantly – that your kid can be an earner forever.

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Britney Spears is an inspiration to us all – you know that not only can you have a kid that if you are tactical about can become your full time job, put the pressure to earn on them, and if the stars align because of their cuteness or their ability to dance at Disney Auditions thanks to Jazz Ballet classes…you can live the good fucking life…and when she’s over 18 and you’re feeling the burn from spending your earnings you made off of her faster than you thought – now that you’re cut off – and she coincidentally starts doing crazy shit that allows you to institutionalize her and take control of her – she can keep earning for you for decades to come. People rely on her.

More interestingly, she proves that you don’t have to be a model bitch with a Victoria’s Secret contract to cold dick, sometimes you can find that rich broken girl to seduce with your dick, so you better have a big dick, that you can knock her up with after a little brainwashing so that you secure – a retirement plan and never have to work again – thanks to the enough money to go around all thanks to this tight enough mom body in a bikini.

I am a fan..

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Britney Spears or a robot that took her words and converted them into song – has released a new song – much to her handlers happiness – this is the shit they created and exploited her for.

You know convince her that she likes this – since it’s all she knows – so you feel less bad or guilty about maximizing earnings with her – not that anyone feels bad about maximizing earnings with her – the nice thing about Britney, besides being one hot momma, is that everyone has their hands in her pockets and she doesn’t even notice thanks to the meds…

I am a Britney fan, she reminds me of a simpler time..

We'll be back in a few weeks, Vegas ???? Thanks for such a great run! #PieceOfMe

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jul 14, 2016 at 12:40pm PDT

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I figure I should just do content on 1990s celebrities because the young youngs are all on social media and they get their news and tit pics from not going to some blog where some asshole pervert makes garbage jokes about vaginas while referencing real life sex stories that even I don’t want to revisit….not that they’d even get that far in the content….they don’t read…they know how to double tap / like/ scroll…it is the A.D.D. generation of self indulgence, self love, narcissism and everyone on a selfie mission for fame…not that I blame them, they are told that being famous and liked makes you a valid member of society, I mean I write this bullshit for no one to read, there’s something pretty fucking weird in that, more weird than a selfie of me at some awesome place doing something awesome with awesome people…

Trying to make sense of humanity, celebrity, fame, Britney Spears, the fact that her parents could sell her out to the world…it’s so dark and twisted and money motivated…

But staring at her ass in a bikini promoting Perfume, because everyone wants to smell like Britney Spears – at least of her pussy – on our dicks after trying to K-Fed her..it worked out so well for him….

Some toxic floral scent that licensed her name, not so much, maybe the B.O., Cheetos, unshowered scent for the fetishists…but not some Private Show perfume…

The promo video’s alright though, she looks hot…I like the Hump the wall, push a lever that turns a red light on…I mean…it’s so Britney…I feel like I am in her medicated puppet mastered mind…make that money girl you got mouths to feed..

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Here’s some Britney Spears in a bikini…where you can’t see the puppet hand from her dad who still controls her….and spends all her money – he’s probably behind the camera saying “dance dance dance”…it’s part of the global strategy of someone you probably jerked off to 20 years ago when Hit Me Baby One More Time came out – and who you’d still jerk off to because she’s still got a hot enough body – even though she’s a thicker, mom of two…you know the kind of girl who would be great to K-Fed – but she was already K-Fedded – they coined the term – not that she’d learn from her mistakes she’s a half retard…but watch that girl dance in a bikini – it’s alright….

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