Britney Spears put up some dance videos…that you can masturbate to.

So you should thank her for that – by masturbating to them…

You know, because she’s Britney Spears and thus a magical creature in lingerie outfits for shitty pop shows everyone still throws money at because she’s Britney Spears…

A creature who keeps on producing, or bringing in the money, for her parents that have found a way to keep her captive, legal slavery, and earning….it’s the way of the south…ingrained in their redneck roots…and something they’ve done good with….and the good news is…at least she’s not fat.

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Britney Spears is a fetish….

I am not entirely sure if I am into Britney Spears because she’s some pop star icon from the 90s that I’ve seen grow up, fall apart, then pull herself togetehr…or if I just find her fit mom body kind of hot…or if I just like a girl who has been exploited by her parents so hard that they forced her to have a breakdown only to get possession of her like she is some kind of commodity…and she is…because she makes them all a lot of money and they can’t let it die, so instead they just brainwash and brainwash her not so bright mind into thinking this is what she likes to do…modern day slavery…child prostitution human trafficking shit…but the multi million dollar dancing monkey version..

It’s weird…it’s hot…I a like it.

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Britney Spears, thanks to her handler parents, didn’t kill herself off and was smart enough or medicated enough or abused enough to stick to what she was doing to bring the cash in, because all the other girls like her, from her era, the bootlegs who were never Britney Spears even though they tried, are off doing other things…like Jessica Simpson’s billion dollar clothing line and Christina Aguilera’s whatever the fuck she does, but none have been as committed to the cause as Britney…probably because they didn’t need to be committed to the cause..their pile of money grew in ways beyond being a dancing monkey, or maybe they didn’t have trashy parents forcing them to continue whatever they were doing…with their song and dance like a circus bear at the traveling carnival they eventually take out back and shoot when he starts to not sell out the circus tent…he’s too expensive to feed…

Well, at least she knows her role, but more importantly, at least she’s got some rockin’ tits in her summer dress heading to lunch…

I am a fan of all going on here…old lady Spears looking like Young Pam Anderson in this 90s wet dream the later years….

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Here she is better..when she’s making lunch….

Here’s her IG pic…

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Britney Spears was not at the Met Ball, because who gives a fuck about the Met Ball, the fashion industry is a fucking scam filled with liars and groupies…selling overpriced bullshit that isn’t any better quality or concept than anything else, they just found a way to cash in and trick idiots to buy into their shit..

Kind of like Britney Spears’ parents, who have been milking their scam for a long fucking time, but luckily their baby girl, the earner, maintains her fitness to continue earning, and in the process posts slutty gym selfies because she knows she looks good and so do you.

Britney Spears for life…motherfucker.

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There is no better way to ring in the Easter weekend, a weekend from family, with the most fucked up up family, that still has great tightly knit family values, thanks to the parents owning the adult daughter – because she makes them money – and you can’t throw away that gift of making money – through their redneck hick genitals – you must keep it working for you – good old family values…

The Spears…the only real motivation I’ve ever had to breed, from K-Fed mooching, to her parents mooching, we all need a Britney to manipulate and own in our lives…it’s true..

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Britney Spears is a wonderful creature and she’s showing her age by doing a channeling a sea animal that her crazy ass probably thinks she is – because she’s crazy – or this is a little PLANK on the beach, since PLANKING was the last trend that was relevant back when Britney was allowed to use the internet…before her family…the captors who put her under conservatorship locked that out…so she can’t cry for help, but can instead fill her days training for her Vegas dance show..and sometimes, if she’s a little tired from all the sedatives and demands they have on her to be their dancing monkey….like the golden egg she is….they let her go to Hawaii….where she can play on the beach…in her bikini…but you know her handlers with their leashes and cages aren’t too far away!

That said, I know she’s doing a surf lessons, and not planking, but there’s no story in her having the independence to learn to surf, unless of course she takes that board out to the horizon and is never seen again…you know in a save yourself from the prison you live in kind of way.

I’ve seen Point Break 100 times, it’s one of my favorite movies…I know how the surf logic works….hang ten, gnarly, fucking I don’t know anything else, because I am old, like Britney….only she’s got a tight body to match her mid 30s almost 40 face…

It’s fascinating when you think about it, considering I remember jerking off to the HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME VIDEO…20 years ago…

20 fucking years ago…

Depressing…..but here are her tits in a bikini anyway…

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She posted a workout video…it was good….because working out is what keeps her bikini ready and able to dance dance dance all night making her family their “oil” or natural gas in their Louisana Swamp money that comes in the form of their hot dancing monkey near 40 year old daughter…make that money…

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Britney Spears posted a picture of her casually pulling down her pants, I guess to remind the haters that she’s skinny like a meth addicted mother in a trailer park, who still has the tits she got when she was stripping…..where the meth addiction happened….only the Britney Spears version, where she’s richer than god and still “stripping” her soul on stage everyday to finance the empire and keep her parent’s dreams alive…

It reminds me of when retards get horny and if you know any retards, you’ll know they just pull out their genitals everywhere, all dumb faced and drooling….

Maybe she wants you to know she shaves her cunt, because there was a time when she was unshowered and disgusting, which I fucking loved because of pheromones and the dirtier a bitch is the more animalistic and exciting it is….but it’s probably laser, you cant’ expect a medicated mental case to get that close to razor blades…I guess it could be waxing too and whoever got that job is an unsung hero…and I wish it was me…even though I love bush. I am so conflicted.

Here are some hot pics of Britney in Concert….

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Britney Spears posts videos of her walking down the hallway in various dresses..like an annoying wife showing you her purchases she made with your credit card…only in Britney Spears case it is with her credit card, unless it was given to her for free….and really if anyone in her circle and their family members…including but not limited to K-Fed…were wearing dresses it’d be safe to assume this catwalker, hallway walker, that 2,000,000 people watched hallway walk…in her new dresses…paid for the shit…because she’s a fucking earner, and that’s how these things work…they make money, for others to rape and pillage her for her money but keep her entertained by letting her update her social media…like a the braindead easily entertained muppet….

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This is a Britney Spears video she posted to her social media – of her on the beach in a bikini – doing some “I’m a save for you” dance move that has been pounded into her brain so many times from her dance instructors, that it’s really all the she knows, and anytime she gets out of bed…she’d does this…..

My favorite thing about this video, other than it being Britney Spears, the puppet that keeps earning for her family because they figure out how to legally enslave her…which is pretty fucking hot to me…..is that this isn’t the first take…if you look at the Sand, you will see that she did it before, in an ‘oops I did it again for the camera”….typical Britney Behavior….that I can jerk off to….because I know that part of her earnings go to K-Fed and that alone inspires me to find a Britney of my Own…

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