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2018

03

Jan

Britney Spears Loves her Boy Toy of the Day

Britney Spears long legs in a sheer dress

Britney Spears tells her boyfriend she loves him – in some post she’s posted to her social media in what we can assume is a cry for help, or a diversion, because clearly the boyfriend is a homosexual actor used to distract her from the prison she is in….and as a gay icon, she’d easily get all the gays striving for a better life…to try to K-Fed her.

Makes sense to me…

But then again, who wouldn’t want Britney Spears as their Girlfriend….she’s medicated, hot bodied, rich as fuck, always working, slaving away for her family really, and you just get to sit back and either be an accessory…or nap by the pool…

It’s a good life being a mooch, I do it on a scaled down version because my obese wife is on Disability for being obese…and it gives me the freedom to do these ever so important posts on Britney Spears.

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2018

02

Jan

Britney Spears Performing in Lingerie of the DAy

Britney Spears in a thong and fishnets at her concert

I think the most magical thing about 2018 is that Britney Spears is still being exploited by her parents like some kind of dancing monkey that earns them a shit ton of money – because she’s medicated and legally under their control – despite pushing 40…

Her body is looking fit as fuck, thanks to discipline, hard training by the people who don’t allow her to do whatever the fuck it is she wants to do with her own money in her own life, because that would mean she wouldn’t be paying back into the family business they’ve set up for her.

The whole thing, is a very creepy and sad story, but I like that her panties under her fishnets are getting smaller and smaller…makes for a public abduction, some Amy Smart shit, Basement dad with the daughter in the basement rasing their inbred kid, shit…that no one seems to protest, contest or try to save the girl…

Here is a video

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2017

23

Dec

Britney Spears Got that Tight Mom Body of the Day

Britney Spears being tight bodied in black sweatpants and a crop top

Britney Spears’ tight old lady mom body is trying to communicate with us, you know send us messages through smoke signals, because behind her medicated money making for her mooch family hustle…there’s a girl screaming for a freedom…she just can’t…but is clearly resorting to T-Shirt slogans to get you to know she needs to be saved…

I don’t know what “we are all dreamers”….has to do with getting saved..but I know she wants to be to be saved from the hell that is her luxurious prison…dancing monkey life…

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2017

05

Dec

Britney Spears, Old and Boxy in a Tight Dress of the Day

Britney Spears tight dress

Every time I look at Britney Spears I think of that song Every Time by Britney Spears…but also….whether Britney Spears is still in there..I feel like she’s comatose and communicating with us by blinking, but that’s giving her too much credit, she was a half retard, song and dance puppet the family just heavily medicated….

She’s aging, a little too fit, wearing a tight dress, all broad shoulder…because she’s on a strict training routine…and that’s ok…if you’re gonna approach menopause, to it with muscle mass.

Great fucking tits though…keep up the good work.

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2017

04

Dec

Britney Spears Singing of the Day

Britney Spears singing Elvis to end the day of the day, becasue Britney Spears is a magical creature sent from heaven and I am convinced that somewhere inside her outside person, in this tight little dress, is the real Britney spears, screaming for help, trying to break free from the medicated coma her family put her in to keep her functional and earning – like some Brian Wilson…find the talent, imprison it, make money off it..

I am sure she doesn’t even have access to her social media, but she does have a lot of money, and in America, that’s all that matters…fuck freedom, your own personality as long as you got that cash…

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2017

29

Nov

Britney Spears’ Hard Nipple For a Cause of the Day

Britney Spears' Hard Nipple

Britney Spears is charging her fans 10 dollars for a chance to win a trip to Vegas to meet her…and she’s doing it in a tight top with a hard nipple and her tits look hot, even the rest of her looks old and battered, because I guess she is..

Years of her medicated brain repressing her actual brain trying to break through…has caused internal stress in her soul…but at least she’s fit and busty….

She is old…I mean…we gotta keep that in mind….and focus on what matters…her tits…

She’s doing it for a good cause, raising money for Flooded Schools, but I think she’s telling us to save her in Morse Code with her eyes…

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2017

23

Nov

I’m Thankful for Britney Spears as a Cowgirl of the Day

There are so many reasons I am thankful for Britney Spears in Daisy Dukes…and midriff and a cowboy hat…showing off her old lady fit mom body….and none of them have anything to do with how her music shaped me as a person or inspired me…

But I did jerk off to that Hit Me Baby One More Time Music video before I had broadband internet…I was doing that dial-up shit and MTV was an easier option…girl created fetishes early on…and continues to..

Not that her being the hot mom is really that much of a fetish, but the fact that K-Fed is set for life from fucking her a few times is…I mean I’m a mooch and can mooch and would mooch that hard…and knowing it was done to Britney is inspiring.

Also, I am a cult status, into the sex cult movements…I believe that a man who can capture and captivate people to do crazy things – often times to his penis or to each other as he watches…claiming it is god’s will…blows me away, I have a hard enough time getting the girl at McDonalds to get me a damn burger I’m paying for…not that I eat McDonalds, that shit is poison and will kill you, but YOU Know what i mean…that’s power…

So seeing her held captive against her will, that she doesn’t even realize she’s being held captive, just continuing to be an earner, dancing monkey for her mooch family, who made her and will work her to the bone…fascinates me…

Is this a cry for help, or is she just being distracted with the though of Thanksgiving dinner – some pumpkin pie…cuz they’ve been starving her…and girl’s genuinely as excited as her meds let her..which isn’t shaving her head in manic episodes or anything…but cowboy dances…work for me.

SO I’m thankful for Britney Spears…doing whatever the fuck this is.

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2017

02

Nov

J.Lo Gives Britney Shoes of the Day

J.Lo who no one gives a fuck about….gave Britney Spears who everyone should care about in this #metoo world of being taken advantage of by men…only instead of it being men…it’s her own family that have her under conservatorship because they had a good legal team and girl was too medicated to fight them on it…knowing she needed the discipline to survive…but that was 10 years ago and she’s pushing 40…them controlling her seems fucking gnarly…some abduction shit, only in the public eye…but let’s all cry because a dude jerked off in front of Oliva Munn you sick fucks…

Well, J.Lo gave Britney some shoes in something I think should be a foot fetishists dream so I’m posting it…so Y2K, I know.

Britney Had a nipple slip in concert – more interesting than shows I’d gather..

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2017

16

Oct

Britney Spears Titty Artist of the Day

This video of Britney Spears doing some titty art with her titties busting out of her shirt is exciting to me – because it reminds me of some lobotomized, overly medicated, mental health patient in the institution trying out Art Therapy to deal with their childhood trauma…or like some crazed homeless person who is not within the system of mental health therapy or treatment…but is all about doing fecal art on his bus shelter…because girl is crazy, or at least painted crazy by her parents who wanted the judge to lock her into contract with the family forever..so they all keep earning and protect their investment…in a sad story…

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2017

27

Sep

Britney Spears in a Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears in a Bikini trapped at home

Britney Spears is one of my favorite prisoners in America and I like to think that it’s important to check in on her social media feed…whether to see her hot mom body in a bikini top like today…or to try to decipher some code or cries for help that slip past her social media coordinator who handles all her content posted to the outside world…I guess Britney isn’t that clever, and is just that dancing monkey created by her parents to take them out of the trailer park, who Jon Benet Ramsey-ed her without the actual murdering, by keeping her working for them well into her 30s, paying out to the family business that they feel she couldn’t have done without them, giving her enough money to live, while medicated, but not too much that she doesn’t get on stage to fulfill those contractual obligations they have in place for her.

The whole story is weird, but there will eventually be a blow-up or blow out when she decides she wants her freedom back…and has to legally fight for it…as if they’d ever allow that..this bitch is owned and operated by them…and will likely die that way…

But in the meantime, there are the occassional “britney still hot and not just because she’s a submissive” pics like this bikini pic…I’m into it.

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