Candice Swanepoel makes me laugh…

not because I spoke about her to a South African last night, saying that her family had slaves, only for a defensive white South African to say “We don’t have slaves and haven’t since the 1790s”…to which I said…well her farm hands are all black and you can assume they aren’t being paid well…which to me is slavery…to which she said “if you pay someone enough to buy some food and provide them transport to their aids ridden tribal village, it isn’t slavery…slavery is when you own them”….

not because she from a High AIds Rate country…

But because she’s a nude and topless model, yet she’s so private while changing on set as to not show the paparazzi her tits…..even though we’ve all seen her tits…and they are just TITS….tits….

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A video posted by Candice Swanepoel (@angelcandices) on Jan 12, 2015 at 4:17pm PST

Candice Swanepoel did a video…in a bikini….because that is her job….and it was as magical as can be…if you find a tall, skinny bikini model, doing her bikini modeling job, magical…and I am sure Candice Swanepoel finds it magical, but it was just a few decades ago, she was just a farmers daughter looking over her South African slaves…

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South African, owned by Victoria’s Secret model, like on of the slaves on her farm back home, Candice Swanepoel, got done up as Marilyn Monoroe, and it is not even Halloween….making the whole thing creepy as fuck, because anytime I dress like a dead woman and it is not Halloween, people find it fucking weird…and I feel the same scrutiny should be applied to this import models…who I prefer when they are half naked…because that’s the whole reason they exist…or should be…because of the way they are built…

But you Marilyn Monroe weirdo fans, who like her so much that they would dig her up and jerk off on her remains, probably like this kind of thing, or anything the resembles Marilyn Monroe, even though she’s been dead 100 years…

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Candice Swanepoel – Victoria’s Secret is boring as fuck, none of these shoots are really inspiring, and none of their lingerie really gives me boners, but maybe I am just desensitized, or maybe it is my impotence, or maybe it is that my fat wife looks like some kind circus freak but Candice Swanepoel is worth looking at.

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Nothing says Christmas like a South African slave driver / farmer’s daughter wearing a Santa Outfit for an evil corporation that owns her and uses her to push shitty made, shitty styled, shitty product for fat chicks from the midwest who love malls, discount panties they feel they are buying into a lifestyle and upping their sex appeal with, at an affordable price…all because everyone in their trailer park watched the fashion show the other night…and the general public love tacky, shitty things…peddled by Jewish billionaires via exploited Chinese factory workers….

It’s a Christmas Miracal…and here’s Santa Candice Swanepoel….

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In case you didn’t know, it’s almost time for the most watched pre-recorded televised primetime infomerical that pretends to be an actual event of the year….the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show…something you’d think would be obsolete thanks to internet porn, but where basic people, I’m talking suburbanites in lower middle class households, with low expectations, that are easily met, who are brainwashed by the media and who can’t turn their backs on the products available at their local mall or the spokesmodels hired to promote the sweatshop made shit…you know that will be under every tree this year….

And part of the pre-marketing efforts are getting pics of Candice Swanepoel trying on the lingerie to go viral…and with a body like Candice Swanepoel, she could be marketing actual shit, not just shitty panties, and I’d still be into it…because I am a pervert like that and so are you!

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Candice Swanepoel…is alright…for a South African….

I mean I wouldn’t want to be black and around her, knowing she would want to chain me up to work her farm…or maybe I would…because if you’re going to be owned by a white person, it’s better when it is this Blood Diamond, even if she’s statistically more likely to have AIDS than a street hooker…

Don’t hate me – hate statistics…and the South African AIDS rate…right…

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