I don’t expect you to know who Gilles Bensimon is, but he is one of the more legendary fashion photographers, who I guess peaked in the 80s, when he was the creative director for Elle magazine…

He was married to people like Elle Macpherson, who is one of my favorites, and less interestingly, Kelly Bensimon, who got knocked up by him and who allowed her to go onto the exciting legacy of The Real Desperate Housewives of New York…

All this to say, he shot Candice Swanepoel, wet, in panties, looking amazing, because she is amazing…if fact she’s probably the best thing Victoria’s Secret has ever done…and I guess being a photographer since the 60s…shooting every fucking babe ever….makes you pretty capable of this kind of amazing..

But then again he only has 22,000 follower on instagram…that’s like nothing compared to all the photographers on instagram pushing millions of followers for their shitty, obvious, bottom feeding pictures…making me wonder if he really matters….or can even call himself a photographer…right?

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Candice Swanepoel did Self Magazine…who cares…she’s a model…that is what she does…here are the pics..

She Also Did a Hot Shoot for Maxim, even though I fucking hate Maxim and they try to sue me all the fucking time, even though they used to pay me to link them – because they are assholes….To see those pics CLICK HERE

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Here’s some Victoria’s Secret catalog shit…because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay me shit, they just put models in bikinis, and I jump to give them free promotion, like a dancing fucking monkey who works for the fucking Banana at the end of the show….

I mean hot girls, in lingerie…worth looking at…but ultimately…it’s not sucking your dick, ass and balls…so who fucking gives a fuck about them and their billion dollar a year manipulation…oh right…you do..

Its their most lucrative time of the year….so they are promoting aggressively…

TO SEE PICS OF THEM AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE

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Candice Swanepoel posted a couple of hot pics to her social media, I like them because she’s hot, and it reminds me that if you have enough money you can own people, because this is probably mandated as part of her Victoria’s Secret contract, because they know how many girls would work for them for free, and that they made Candice the hot commodity that she is, and that she owes them, so much that they essentially take advantage of her….

Here’s a Victoria’s Secret Gallery for Valentine’s Day….and this is their second busiest time of the year…where they hit up all the men who can’t put any real thought or creative into their gifts for their low expectation, mall shopping girls…who would rather they save their extra money for a trip to Vegas or Disney World…I mean they’ve been waiting their whole life for it, but could never muster up the 500 dollars it costs to fly and stay in Vegas for a weekend….even though I can come up with 500 dollars and I am a broken drunk…that’s just poor financial planning on your end…

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