Nothing says Christmas like a South African slave driver / farmer’s daughter wearing a Santa Outfit for an evil corporation that owns her and uses her to push shitty made, shitty styled, shitty product for fat chicks from the midwest who love malls, discount panties they feel they are buying into a lifestyle and upping their sex appeal with, at an affordable price…all because everyone in their trailer park watched the fashion show the other night…and the general public love tacky, shitty things…peddled by Jewish billionaires via exploited Chinese factory workers….

It’s a Christmas Miracal…and here’s Santa Candice Swanepoel….

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In case you didn’t know, it’s almost time for the most watched pre-recorded televised primetime infomerical that pretends to be an actual event of the year….the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show…something you’d think would be obsolete thanks to internet porn, but where basic people, I’m talking suburbanites in lower middle class households, with low expectations, that are easily met, who are brainwashed by the media and who can’t turn their backs on the products available at their local mall or the spokesmodels hired to promote the sweatshop made shit…you know that will be under every tree this year….

And part of the pre-marketing efforts are getting pics of Candice Swanepoel trying on the lingerie to go viral…and with a body like Candice Swanepoel, she could be marketing actual shit, not just shitty panties, and I’d still be into it…because I am a pervert like that and so are you!

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Candice Swanepoel…is alright…for a South African….

I mean I wouldn’t want to be black and around her, knowing she would want to chain me up to work her farm…or maybe I would…because if you’re going to be owned by a white person, it’s better when it is this Blood Diamond, even if she’s statistically more likely to have AIDS than a street hooker…

Don’t hate me – hate statistics…and the South African AIDS rate…right…

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I’m pretty sure it is safe to say this is the best there’s ever been for Victoria’s Secret and their leaked behind the scenes bikini pictures…

Take it in…this doesn’t happen pretty much ever – but the industry is competitive now, and they are heading into Holiday season – gotta generate buzz and what better way than by using their star – the girl they imported from Africa and created…

I mean models showing tits isn’t exciting – it’s what they do – but Victoria’s Secret is such an archaic and Christian friendly brand…that the only way they could make it edgy is with “paparazzi” who were invited on set to shoot this…because even the most Christian of brands are a bunch of fucking perverts…who like tits, exploit women, and pretend that they don’t…because it’s all part of the scam….

Clever…amazing…it’s sunday night and I’m drunk…

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Candice Swanepoel posted this picture of what may or may not be her in a white see through mesh looking shirt with no bra on…because this picture is not about her possible amazing model implant tits…that live above her amazing model waist to hip ratio….and amazing model ass…straight from South Africa…it’s about the waterfall people.

You know the beauty that nature can be…but for some reason all I keep doing is zooming in and out for nipple.

Pretty ridiculous since you can see her nude HERE and in a ton of her other model work…but I can’t help myself.

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There is no real way to know whether these Candice Swanepoel pics are legit or not. I mean they look like at least three girls I’ve had sex with recently, and sure I have sex with models, or at least girls with model bodies, because why the fuck not, so that’s not really saying much, other than all girls should look like this, and if they don’t they don’t count as girls…

I don’t know if this is part of any celebrity nude leak, I mean if they are legit. I figure I’ll know if the lawyers come knocking, but really why would they. She’s naked in her fashion work as is. I can google “Candice Vag” and find it nicely shot, professionaly…the idea of selfies, is just to make these people seem more real to you, even though you’ll never meet them.

Meaning, her fashion stuff is far hotter as a picture, nude selfies, hotter as a concept…and these ones are not offensive, filled with dick, spread eagled and just lovely…even if they aren’t Candice…I am a fan.

Seriously – amazing…aint nothing wrong with any of this..

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These are outtakes of Candice Swanepoel from some Russell James pictures…

That’s all that needs to be said…

I mean other than that this guy shoots all of Victoria’s Secret stuff, meaning he is the guy behind all the shitty catalog shoots, but in his spare time he creates this kind of nipples filled magic…making me wonder why a little more of this, his actual work…isn’t applied to that…his money making sell out work…and the whole thing is upsetting…it’s like no nipples for Victoria’s Secret, because it is against the American Christian way…and distributing nipples to households around America would be considered obscene and would bite into profits…so instead of taking a stance to help lighten people up about tits…let’s just photoshop nipples out of our sheer sweatshop underwear – and pretend people don’t have them…anatomy revisionists for Christ…even though the owners of Victoria’s Secret are Jewish…

But at least someone, one of their own, Russell James, is taking advantage of the models willing to get naked on camera…and taking those pictures…that need to be taken…all while financed by Victoria’s Secret…so I guess they aren’t as bad as their catalogs make them out to be…but then again I am not one of their factory workers…I’m strictly basing my opinion on these nipples.

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Candice Swanepoel, celebrated Victoria’s Secret Model, is seen here, sitting, with her belly hanging out and fat rolls practically hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what is seriously vile an disgusting, letting herself go, maybe she’s pregnant behavior that is unacceptable by my standards for a Victoria’s Secret model, even though Victoria’s Secret seems pretty keen on their Brazilian Catholic unit getting knocked the fuck up on the regular…

I mean to think girls aspire to have bodies like this is repulsive. It’s hardly anorexic enough. Doesn’t she know what her fucking job is…and why she’s made the millions…seriously…

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