Here is a video proving that just because she’s a model, does not mean she’s interesting, has anything important to say, or that she leads a fun life…

But in Candice Swanepoel’s defence, I stopped watching in the first 10 seconds, I have better shit to do with my time…but luckily you don’t….

She’s got a hot accent, her dairy farm that expiated black workers for generations bit was a little heavy, and the fact she’s not half naked a total misuse of her talent…

But I support her body…in spirt not financially like her Victoria’s Secret bra…so here is a horrible day in the life with her…

Here are the pics from this failed campaign:

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She is a bikini model. This shouldn’t be news, noticed or cared for…Why give her attention when she’s just doing what she’s supposed to. It is like celebrating me for every blog post I post that no one reads…it’s my fucking thing, it’s part of who I am, it is what I do…only she’s a half naked millionaire model, and I am obese and just bought 5 beers with Nickels…so I guess…it’s not the same thing at all..

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I guess Candice Swanepoel has figured out that Instagram is designed to make models you would otherwise only know for the A-List guys they have sex with and their lingerie modelling work, to have a platform to showcase their fabulous, luxurious, celebrity life…I mean that and fitness pornography….

So she’s jumped on the Izabel Goulart bandwagon and started humping the air in fitness apparel, because her handers at Victoria’s Secret fitness realize “If we own the bitch, created the bitch, let’s use the bitch’s instagram to sell our product of her in selfie videos”…because you know if it was up to Candice, she’d probably be kicking’ it not on instagram…unless of course she’s an egotistical, narcissist who believes she belongs in front of the camera to share her beauty with the world…and I have a feeling that’s exactly what she does….

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This just in…Candice Swanepoel is more interesting when she’s half naked in lingerie…which is something that also applies to pretty much every fucking girl…but even more so when the girl only exists because of getting half naked and has a responsibility to be half naked…at all times…anywhere she goes…she got her American Work Visa and stole American Jobs..by getting half naked…so when she’s not half naked…I feel she’s got a little too comfortable…maybe even lazy…it’s the American way..

Here she is IN LEOPARD PANTS in NYC

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Candice Swanepoel is out making viral videos on Youtube…to showcase that’s she’s more than just a half naked babe, there’s depth to her, beyond just a set of fake tits and a rocking fit body…that makes millions…and that depth is a sexy as fuck accent…

I don’t really get what’s going on here, or why she is bothering, we don’t need personality bitch, that’s not how you made you money, that’s not how you escaped being rich in South Africa to be Rich in America….it’s not even funny, but I did just masturbate to it, so I guess it’s good enough..but in my defence – I masturbate to everything…

Here’s another one…

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Candice Swanepoel showed some upper thigh with her dress between her legs…and for some reason, a reason I call her being an amazing hot bodied model…because she is, even if she’s boring…she’s still good….I find this erotic….

Here she is for Marie Claire….also boring…but still good…

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Candice Swanepoel posted this dance video on instagram, turns out I’ve already POSTED THIS VIDEO A WEEK AGO …

But I am doing it again…because no one pays attention to anything I do or say…it would be depressing – but the fact is that I don’t even pay attention to anything I do or say – so I feel you…but I’d rather be feeling this Candice Swanepoel and her small model implants with my mouth..while feeling her ass with my testicles…

I’m romantic like that.

Behind the Scenes…

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There’s a fetish in Candice Swanepoel getting paid between 10,000 and 50,000 dollars to be the face of some brand I assume is asian where they dress her up as a cat and provide giant humans sized cat toys to play with for the fucking perverts…

We call this an example of where modelling meets fetish prostitution, you know where money will make a girl take a creepy fucking thing and make it all seemingly ok…and I am all for that…because any excuse…to be a fetish prostitute works for me…

IT’s like throw many at a bitch, and she’s down. Everyone’s got a price.

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