Now that Chris Pratt is the biggest thing in Hollywood thanks to a few Key Blockbusters, after a bunch of really fucking shitty movies, it is only fair to stare at bikini pics of his wife’s body that he single handedly destroyed with his sperm and her pregnancy…because that’s what having babies does to a girl…who is probably best known for being in Bunny House…and who is even when wrecked by babies…pretty fucking decent to stare at in a bikini..

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Anna Faris isn’t 100 years old, but she might as well be, because she’s over 30, has a kid, and her face looks old as fuck…

Even when on the beach showing off her bikini body, a body that is not so bad, her face reminds me of an old grandma who you just went over to help cut her lawn, and by cut her lawn I mean eat out, since that’s what she’s actually paying you for…

I am not against granny sex….

She can’t get pregnant, makes great cookies, is lonely and has very little expectations or demands because she will take whatever she gets, knowing how disgusting it must be for a young man like you to fuck a senior citizen…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…Granny sex…

Speaking of Granny sex, I almost had sex with a 75 year old with implants, wearing a bikini, all leathery and floridian yesterday. We were drunk, she must have been trying to relive her youth, but her nipples, despite the implants still aimed at the ground and it was just too weird, like a bad science experiment, up on some PATIENT ZERO implants in the 80s for me to really delve into…

I am against 37 year olds with granny faces…in a bikini or not..

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Anna Faris was falshing her panties at some event….I am more ito her showig her LEFT BREAST IN YOUR NUMBER ….even though I don’t really give a fuck about the bitch, am unable to really pinpoint any movies the bitch has done, but I know that even if that bitch is irrelevant in my life or immediate set of interests….titties are better than thick panties I can’t see labia poking out of….

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You know what makes me feel like a virgin loser fanboy with no potential to get laid by an actual girl because life has been a series of strike outs thanks to no game, insecurity, a love for computer programming, living in my mom’s basement, rocking asperger’s and the only real girl pussy I’ll get is when I save 8,000 dollars and buy a real girl made out of latex cuz hiring hookers is beneath me even though it would mean breaking the cycle of my virginity……writing captions like “Some bitch no one cares about but was in some tight clothes in a nerd movie’s possible left breast in a movie no one should give a fuck about because it probably sucks”…..

But then again, I write this site and to the average person, that’s pretty much the equivalant of printing up pics of these bitches and taping them to my wall even though I do it in hate.

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Who gives a fuck about Anna Faris….I’m gonna assume she’s so irrelevant that even she doesn’t know who Anna Faris is…Sure that doesn’t make sense, but I’m irritated in the simple fact that she’s one of those actresses who is cast as the hot chick, the body, the token get naked chick, yet she doesn’t carrry that into her everyday life, like in these pics, why the fuck does she think it is acceptable to wear a black dress, that’s barely revealing, does she not know her role in Hollywood as a whole….she’s gotta really step her shit up, otherwise some other slut’s just gonna replace the bitch…

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Here’s Ana Faris and her tits….that I can only assume are implants, or maybe just in an intense push up bra, because the engineers at the billion dollar lingerie companies have the ability of pushing titty to their full potential, making the average man assume we’re dealing with a porn slut, only to drag them home after slipping something in their drink, cuz that’s the only way guys like you get laid, and I’m trying to make this post relatable, pretty angry when they realize they’ve been lied to….

See, I really have no idea who Ana Faris is, but I’ve done posts on her in the past and she’s hot enough to notice…just not hot enough to remember…

Who the fuck is this scary Eliza Coupel…I want those eyes staring back as me as I fuck her mouth…

Karyn Bosnak cuz She’s Showing Some Bra….and Fat or Not…It is Still a Bra…and sometimes that’s enough….

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Anna Faris looks like a homeless, recovering addict, prostitute turned lesbian cuz she overused penis and it brings back horrible memories, with no teeth thanks to no hygiene, but a dream that she can stay off the meth.
Seriously, I’m not a fashionable dude, but this outfit screams “Free from the mission, struggling with addiction, haven’t eaten since welfare check day, my skin is so itchy, it feels like there are fire ants crawling all over me”….If you know what I mean…and if you don’t, then go to your local trailer park, find the bitch talking to herself while eating cheetos, and you’ll get what I’m saying, this is some serious redneck, white trash, trailer park, welfare check shit and I find it funny…..Gutter is always Funny.

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Just a heads up, the bitch who gets cast as the “hot chick” is actually not hot at all, she’s got a shitty body and her chin looks like it’s trying to escape her face cuz there’s an all you can eat promotion going on at Pizza Hut or some shit…

Pics via Bauer

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They are saying these pictures of Anna Faris on set are of a body double, but I don’t think Anna Faris is the caliber of actor pussy that gets a body double in the budget, you know since her career is based on her being the talentless chick they hire cuz guys want to fuck her, the hot chick who can’t act but who has good cleavage and looks like a pornstar who “got away”, and really who cares who the pictures are of, there’s a naked flat ass pulling down her panties and that always works for me no matter who is doing it whether bitch is awake, asleep, alive or not….

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