Turns out that when Ashley Tisdale blocks her tight body she’s invested a lot of time into…her ugly face comes back in full effect. It’s like her tight body she’s invested a lot of time into is some kind of filter, similar to beer goggles, or black lights in the stripclub that makes me ignore how mutated and accidented it looks…it’s like covering her body brings out the truth….and here is the picture proof….

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I just realized that if you stare at Ashley Tisdale’s ass and just her ass….you know ignore everything else about her…especially her face…she’s actually pretty hot…

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Ashley Tisdale is pretty substantial when her head is cut off…if only she only found a way to permanently live a headless life…you know maybe walk around with a green screen or a mask so that no one would be forced to look at her shitty face and do an ugly watch…but instead would be able to focus on all things good about her…like her tight fucking body thanks to working out as she is a much smarter ugly person than me, who knows working out and having a tight body is a great cure for a disasterous face….I mean that and the nose job she got a while ago…but that didn’t do all that much for her….but you get what I’m saying and that’s that I respect her effort to one day be a pretty girl she always wanted to be…and that day will come when all the pretty girl get old and fat and she’s still tight bodied cuz a tight body at 60 is so rare that no matter what the bitch looks like, she’s hot….cuz faces on a bitch matter less and less the older they get….but bodies are what you fuck…True story.

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If you’ve been following this site, which you haven’t cuz I see my stats and I am well aware I barely exist on the internet….but I’m gonna pretend you have been for the sake of this post…

Basically, I used to do an Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, because I thought she was getting too much hype about her being hot, when clearly she wasn’t…but that has slowly turned into an Ashley Tisdale Tight Body Watch, where her working out has made me ignore the fact that she looks like she was in a horrible accident as a child and grew into herself all asymetric and contorted….

Well there’s a new layer of good news to her story…and that is that her mom, the person she is in the pics with, isn’t fat…meaning her tight body is gonna carry her though her 50s if she keeps up the gym addiction…and when you’re 50 with a tight body…your fucked up face really doesn’t matter anymore at all….so she’s on the right track…to find that beauty she was falsely accused of all these years…It’s coming…..I see it…here are her legs with her momma….

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Ashley Tisdale is proof that I am an inconsistent motherfucker who can easily sway on opinions…cuz for the longest time I focused on how ugly she was, I had an ugly watch and ripped into her as much as I could about being ugly, without realizing, or appreciating that she’s not fat, sloppy and if anything has a tight fucking body thwhich is apparently all I really need to be won over….

I guess that’s life as a pervert…

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I appreciate Ashley Tisdale’s hustle…ugly in the face but willing to embrace it and make herself a body that can make us forget her imperfections that still managed to get tons of undeserved attention for her having due to marketing….and media manipulation…and that’s okay cuz in the years of obscurity that she’s been living, she’s done the gym up and a fit little ass, no matter what face is attached, is great to stick your dick inside….better than a pretty faced fatty…

So I guess the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch has officially become the Ashley Tisdale Hot Body Watch….

She’s defied all odds…but she did it and I like to think I’m partially responsible…for all the teasing….but then I remember that no one reads this site…

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I only do the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because I hate that she won a hottest starlet award a few years ago…cuz if you look at her you know there’s very little “Hot” about her….at least not her face…

But with the teasing from the blog world, and an eagerness to have at least one redeeming quality, she had a nose job that didn’t really change the weirdness of her face…if anything it made it worse…so she hit the gym and with gym comes tight body..and with tight body…comes a lesser importance on her ugly face…cuz no one’s looking at it….making her plastic surgery nose job almost a waste of money, all she needed was that gym membership she had to get anyway, something I’m sure she didn’t realize when getting the nose job, but girls are retarded when it comes to insecurity and go under the knife for shit that doesn’t even bother us in the grand scheme of their ugly…because we’re looking at their tight body..

If you know what I mean…

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The good news about running an UGLY watch about a bitch who paid the media and a plastic surgeon to label her as HOT cuz little kids who she was marketed to don’t care as much as I do about the lies the media feed them…especially when it comes to a pussy thinking it is hot when it clearly isn’t….cuz coupled with her constant working out, she’s done some shit to her, like some home improvement that turned the shack in the woods she once was, into this suburban 2 bedroom bungalow she is now, and although no one dreams of the suburban bungalow as kids, it’s better than a shack.

If you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s gone from a 2 to a 5 and that’s progress we should encourage….next step…Implants…..even though I hate implants…but they will make her look better in clothes and distract from her boring, uneventful, distorted, picasso drawn inbred retard face.

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The good thing about Ashley Tisdale is that she knows she has a mutant face. She even tried to fix it with plastic surgery. She knows her team paid the Teen Choice Awards, or at least a staff of people in INDIA to vote and vote and vote again for her to win “Hottest Female Actress in a Movie” a few years ago when I personally felt the actual hot girls were robbed. See I’m a master of the internet and I even won a Ford Model VMAN Contest that they never get me my prize for cuz I have the power to manipulate votes, and it’s always obvious that I don’t desreve to win yet funny….yes I was the original ugly fat guy to win a model contest as a joke…

Either way, back to Tisdale, what I was trying to get at is that in knowing she’s disgusting in the face, she manages to commit pretty hard to her body and working it out as hard as she can, cuz as she pushes 30, coupled with a scary face, it’s all she fucking has….

Here are her legs..

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