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2010

04

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Ashley Tidale was in a bikini and you may be wondering why I care since I am not a teenage girl and I am the guy who calls this overrated bitch out on being ugly whenever pictures of her come along….

I appreciate the fact that she’s tried to fix her ugly face with surgery…I appreciate the fact that she goes to the gym 5 times a day to not get fat cuz that would be the end of her…but I don’t appreciate the fact that despite these efforts, she’s still fucking ugly. It actually kinda depresses me. Actually.

So, as my good deed, or community service to her, I figure I have no choice but to continue the “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch” so that one day it gets to her, and that day, she’ll realize all the lies she’s been told all her life…

I’ve been running this since I saw her win an award as “hottest female” and I just couldn’t handle the bullshit lie…and figure someoen needs to put an end to this Highschool musical ego…make her feel like the worthless whore she is….


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2010

20

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Hides her Ugly Face of the Day

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If you read the site, you will know that after seeing Ashley Tisdale smiling at last year’s teen choice awards, for winning best female performer, or something equally paid off for and stupid sounding, I felt a need to prove the world that she’s not the best at anything, and put her in her ugly girl place, cuz there’s one thing I hate in the world, and that’s ugly chicks who think they are hot…

So we’ve established in our “Ugly Watch” that she’s got a busted up face, despite the plastic surgery, she looks seriously inbred….I know we’ve succeeded cuz she’s covering the fuck up now, so no one can be tainted by her disgustingness and so everyone can focus on her body, something she works really hard to maintain, but despite all her efforts leaves her with a boring looking ass…

I won’t be happy til Tisdale is too scared to leave her house. So the ugly watch continues….

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2010

29

Jul

Ashley Tisdale and Aly Michalka Dressed like Cheerleaders of the Day

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If you read the site, which you probably don’t, I do a thing called the Asshley Tisdale ugly watch, where I got on about how she is all hype and the only reason anyone bothered with her in the first place was because she lied about her age and pretended to be underage…and guys love underage chicks no matter how bad their face is. I got emails from people she went to school with and found out that bitch was pushing 30 and that’s why she’s always at the gym, cuz she’s trying to keep a youthful 23 year old figure, and the whole thing confused me, mainly because I didn’t like the fact that I knew who Ashley Tisdale was, but also because I care about working out why she and everyone else thought she was hot, while I could spend that time on better things, like masturbating.

Either way, she got cast in some show or movie as a cheerleader with a bad nose job, and here she is in her uniform, and I still think she’s ugly, but like young girls make one forget how ugly she is, cheerleader outfits have the same kind of power….

Another Disney executive sex slave, Aly Michalka is in the show too, only she’s more fun than Ugly Ashley TIsdale and shows some ass cheek….

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2010

09

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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Yep. She’s still ugly. Unless Asymmetrical faces are your thing. You know the kind of shit sunglasses don’t fit on proper on cuz it is so fucking uneven that it looks like she was beat the fuck down with a frying pan by her drunk father before she broke out of her abusive home, lied about her age with her mother and auditioned for Disney and it worked cuz you gotta have at least one ugly girl to make the ugly girls watching feel comfortable and able to relate to it….

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2010

05

May

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch The Bikini Edition of the Day

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I have this thing where I track how ugly Ashley Tisdale is because I hate her and think she’s ugly and feel that just because she got a nosejob and a gig on some Disney Bullshit and a few awards were bought for her, she’s got this ego where she doesn’t realize how ugly she is. It’s called delusions and that’s the same kind of shit that landed me in an institution a few years ago because I thought I was a cop and would go around trying to arrest people with my pants around my ankles , something a hell of a lot less insane than Ashley Tisdale looking in the mirror everyday and thinking she’s got it going on…

So she’s put me to the official test and she has gone all out in her bikini, something I like to see any girl in, except maybe my wife or women of my wife’s size, but as we know Tisdale puts a lot of effort into working out so that she doesn’t have a fat body…. but she didn’t bring down my guard and despite it almost working on me as I stared into her non-cellulite teenage lookin’ ass, I still see ugly, and know she’s ugly and really ugly never stopped ne from fuckin a bitch, so long as she knows she’s fucking ugly….something I don’t think Tisdale knows….

So here she is with her awkward sex partner….

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2010

19

Apr

Ashley Tisdale is Still Ugly, Even When Half Naked of the Day

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I do this thing called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, because I saw her winning the hottest actress of the year in some Teen Choice award a few years ago, and the smile on her face, made me really believe she thought she was actually hot…I thought maybe it had something to do with her nosejob, or the fact that she works out, or that people keep giving her positive reinforcement and the whole thing made me mad enough to start a campaign against her, so people everywhere know she doesn’t have it going on….and even when she’s half naked in a sports bra and when when you put Ashley Tisdale next to a fat ass, she still looks like shit, throwing away the urban legend that hanging with people uglier than you makes you look better, when really all it does is just make you look like a group of ugly people who are forced to stick together cuz no one likes ugly people…

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2010

19

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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I do a little thing here called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch and it was inspired from when I saw her on TV getting an award for being a starlet of the year for some MTV shit because I got mad. It was like a bitch who was destined to be the annoying girl in your math class, somehow got confused along the way and instead of working towards her law degree or her MBA, she got mixed up in Hollywood, despite having a face for Accountring….so I figured I had no choice but to remind the public, and by public I mean on reader I have, that this bitch may be worth a fuck at the office Christmas party after a few too many drinks, but she’s not worth jerking off, even if she plays a 14 year old in the movies….and if you look close enough you’ll notice she has the same hips as your younger brother, something most people don’t find hot, unless you’re a little league coach or priest.

So here she is with her asymmetrical face and the funniest thing in all this is that she’s already tried to alter her shit with plastic surgery and this is what she ended up with…it’s like seeing a dude get his shitbox car painted for 5000 dollars and shit comes back looking just as bad as it did before…

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2010

01

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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It turns out that not only is Ashley Tisdale still ugly, but she also has a big vagina. Sure I’ve never seen her really tall dude’s cock before, but based on logic, shit would look pretty fucking small if it was anything under 12 inches long, and that means Ashley Tisdale’s little frame takes it all in her like it aint a fuckin’ thing….meaning your sexual fantasies about her should end right now, cuz her pussy will be about as snug on your dick as her ugly jean shorts are on ugly legs…and the real issue in all this is that bitch is a victim of positive re-inforcement. This dude tells her how hot she is and how great she is because she knows it isn’t true but likes hearing it and he know she’s insecure and can offer her the real good life. Her parents do the same for the same reasons, making her live in this little bubble I wish someone close to her would pop, so that she deals with the fact that she’s ugly, useless and not talented by self medicating like she was Lohan…or the stripper my friend recently hired to fuck for 100 dollars.

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2010

25

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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Yep, Ashley Tisdale’s definitely still ugly, only today she decided to step up the ugly by wearing a pair of over-sized basketball shorts, the kind you’d see on a couple of white Jewish dudes at their driveway in the rich part of town…I don’t know what the fuck possessed me to do a post on this trash, she’s a fucking nobody, I guess it has to do with hoping it gets to her to remind her that she’s not the hot pussy she things she is. I also don’t know who possessed her to put these shorts on, like who told her it’d be a good idea, but I can only assume it was chanelled directly from her internal testicles, you know her high testosterone count. She’s useless and ugly and now she’s has reached her lowest in sex appeal, unless rich Jewish boys playing basketball in their driveway is porn to you….

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2010

13

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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Yep. She’s definitely still ugly. Sure she’s tried to get back to blonde proving that blondes don’t do it better, but that they are usually ugly brunettes who are trying to stand out from the other brunettes cuz they think being blonde is hotter and gets more attention, like they were Pam Anderson or some shit….She’s also decided to step up the ugly by wearing a pair of combat boots she got from some homeless lesbian who was planning a school shooting back in the 90s. I guess she killed herself and left Tisdale her boots as a memory of their erotic short lived lesbian love…I mean if Ashley Tisdale was actually that interesting and not a boring waste of fucking space…and the boots are just a bad choice and not the product of a highly erotic lesbian affair…snuffin’ out the little amount of hope I had for this pig of a girl….

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