This is the hustle of the ugly girl who was considered hot for a minute due to marketing….it’s called hit the fucking gym to keep as fit as fucking possible, because at least you will have some redeeming quality, like that you’re not fat, sloppy or disgusting, so ugly girls out there, follow this ugly girl’s lead, let her be your leader into having a tight ass, cuz when you have a tight ass, a busted down face won’t even be noticed….especially with big sunglasses on….it is a good cover-up scam…..

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She’s lucky she has a decent body that she works endlessly on maintaining at the gym cuz her face is fucking disgusting. It’s the kind of face they model to make halloween masks and I’m not just saying that to be funny, or mean, I’m saying it because I’m looking at this nose jobbed nose that still looks capable of supporting the nose needs of at least one other person, like some kind of siamese twin connected at the nose, cuz it’s just that much nose…that luckily makes for a good distraction of her fucked up mouth, weak chin, wonky eyes, and pretty much everything about her….

But people will still talk about her, partially cuz disney made her hang with the gay Zac Efron to stir up shit with the kiddie pornographer Vanessa Hudgens, for the media, cuz Hollywood is all a lie….a lie that has even put blinders over the eyes of kids who grew up on this bitch who actually think she’s hot…the only good news is that if she’s made it, with the right team, anyone can…cuz clearly looks don’t matter…when the world is filled with retards who just consume all that is fed to them….bullshit…lies….

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I used to do a thing here called the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch. It all stemmed from her winning some Young Hot Hollywood award, where she accepted like she actually believed she was Young and Hot in Hollywoood. It was a case of too much positive affirmations, so I figured I’d do my part to myth bust her face. It’s not hot. That award was obviously paid for or maybe selected by a gang of retard kids in a make a wish foundation kinda hustle, because all I saw was asymmetrical, even with a nose job, like some picasso gone wrong, and the only redeeming quality was that she wasn’t fat, cuz fat chicks suck.

I think of done some good though, not that she knows I exist, but throw a pair of glasses on the bitch, cover her face with her hair and position her face proper and she’s not all that bad…unfortunately for her the paparazzi only got one pic like that, and the rest of her wonky fucking face…but again at least she’s skinny…and here are her legs…even though she’s ugly…

On a side note, she posted some pics of her bare legs in shorts next to fellow ugly alumni Hilary Duff’s Sister….

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Drinking all day really fucked me up. I ended up losing track of pretty much everything and passing out the last 6 hours, but here I am now, and I figured I’ll still post the shit I had lined up, cuz why the fuck now, I got nothing better to do, but start drinking, but I can wait a couple hours for that, and the good news is that at least I’m not Ashley Tisdale, you know an ugly bitch who thinks she’s hot, delusional thanks to positive reinforcement, at least I know what I am, and that’s a pervert, deadbeat drunk, who watches his friends fuck hookers that smell like shit….Or something similar.

Either way, here’s her asymmetrical experimental looking face….

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I do a thing here called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly watch, it stemmed from her winning some hottest girl of the year award, and my immediate need to educate the youth that media lied to them, that this award was paid for, and that she is in no way the hottest anything, except maybe fuck, cuz ugly girls put in a lot of effort, but usually not after they’ve won hottest girl awards, it distorts their insecurities….

I stopped doing the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, because along with the rest of the world, I totally forgot about Ashley Tisdale’s existance, sure there would be pics of her Ugly face leaving the gym, I guess prepping to get naked in Allure cuz she knew someone there who convinced the editors to bring her on, and this is the result….her ass naked, photoshopped and in magazine….because if she took a lesson from the Hudgens nude strategy, which was a lot of headaches for the equal amount of publicity and far less hairy pussy lip exposed…not that it matters.

Here’s Tisdale, looking better than ever, cuz I don’t have to focus on that sour face with a botched nose job…and can focus on what is important, an ass crack, a cheesy tattoo, some feet and some titty from the back side….if you know what I mean…

Remember it’s best to ignore these pics, cuz that’ll make her try harder next time….this is the dipping her toe into the naked shit to see if it is for her…cuz thankfully Disney girls are all the fucking same…

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Sometimes I like to sit on my computer and pretend I matter to useless cunts like Ashley Tisdale enough to make her change her hustle, step-up her game, and fix her ugly. Not because I want her to read the kind things I say about her, but because I think she needs to just step it up and stop being the boring cunt from High School musical in her mid-20s, who plays a teenager and who wins awards for being hot when there is little to nothing hot about her, other than the fact that she’s not fat and that she once had a lot of teenage fans….Sure awkward distorted faces that look accidented are cute on your own kids cuz you have no choice to love them…but when it comes to Hollywood, that just doesn’t cut it….so it is smart move for Tisdale to be rockin’ these leather pants…even if leather pants aren’t quite as fun as spreading twats….even if they are the key to making a twat hot since they don’t breathe…If you know what I mean.

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I do this Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because I hate her features. They are all asymmetrical and inbred looking. From a weak chin, to some adistorted Picasso lookin bullshit, so I hate that she gets the kind of support and attention she does.

But, nothing makes an assface more disgusting than seeing it suck on straws, or from my experience, suck on anything, because I’ve got some good and bad blowjobs from some very weird looking girls, and for some reason they just get weirder looking when trying to get sexy with a dick in their mouths, but at least when my dick is in their mouth I can close my eyes and pretend their weirdness isn’t going down….when Ashley Tisdale does it with a straw, I can’t ignore it…

Not that you care, she’s useless and so is this post. It happens…

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I do this Ashley Tisdale ugly watch and I have been since I saw her win some Teen Choice award for being the hottest female actress of the year and I was disgusted by it…I knew she was bought, paid for or bribes/favors were called on…and I decided to make it my mission to let the world know she’s ugly….but she’s making it hard when wearing shorts and boots like this…because it totally distracts me from her busted up face…clearly she’s onto me and my campaign against her and now she’s pulling out the big guns…and lucky for her…I’ve got no standards and have fucked girls way fucking worse than her..so the harder she brings it…the happier I am…cuz as long as she’s not fat…I can still cum to her and her busted down face….especially when she leaks nudes…or sluts it the fuck up…not that I really care….

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I like Ashley Tisdale’s new strategy to try to look less offensively ugly…and that’s by putting on some big glasses and looking towards the ground so we can’t see her asymmetric face…her shitty nose job…or be reminded that even with fame, money, time, an intense workout routine and a team of people buying her awards from MTV saying she’s “Hottest Female Star” to help brainwash the public….you can’t turn an ugly bitch hot…

Now I know, her fans are going to email me bitching at me about how I’d fuck her if I had a chance….so before you do, realize I would fuck a bag of broken glass to feel the sting…I’m pretty much willing to stick my unprotected dick into anything, but I’m not blind or disillusioned, and I know what I am doing is wrong, disgusting, or ugly…So accept the truth…even Ashley Tisdale had…

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