Who gives a fuck about Jessica Alba. We need to remember her as the starlet who wronged us. Who chose her cunt self over her career and keeping her pervert fans happy. Who felt too important to get naked on camera, cuz she felt she had integrity and didn’t want to cheapen herself, even though she only was getting work for being hot, and who instead went and got knocked up to keep her boyfriend who was trying to dump her, like she lived in the fucking projects or some shit….The whole thing is fucking ghetto and I hope the only way she ever makes a comeback involves me seeing if her pussy is an inny or an outty…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Here she is showing off skinny calves on the street….like a common whore….

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I like watching bitches shove money in inanimate objects. It’s a fetish that I can only get a taste of standing at vending machines, gumball machines and parking meters…I don’t know what it is, but can assume it’s all about the penetration…

I don’t know what I’m talking about, I don’t have that fetish….the only sex with money games I play involve roles of quarters and willing assholes which has nothing to do with parking meters or the bitches confused by their complexity….the only insertion in coinslots I’m into involves meaty inny vagina….

I just felt like I had to get these Alba pics up, even though she’s a mom and thus disgusting…cuz she’s still Jessica Alba….

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I am pretty confident that these pictures prove that there is little hot about being a mom. I mean this is Jessica Alba and she should in theory look good under all circumstances, in any condition, from shitting, to taking out the trash, to being unshowered, to gaining 20 pounds, to the idea of her nagging the fuck out of us to do more around the house cuz the Mexican maid she hired as a tribute to her Mexican father, but the second that shit happens knowing she has a kid….it loses all its appeal…..unless of course it is naked…which in these pictures she’s not….

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I don’t know what these pictures of Jessica Alba are from. I am assuming they are pre-baby, because if they were post baby, her labia would be hanging down to her knee, but maybe that’s just my misconception on the vagina’s ability to go back to its original form after child birth, because let’s face it, I’m not a gyno, and I don’t ask the whore’s I sleep with how many times they’ve had kids, that’s a little too personal for my needs as I climax on their faces, not that that’s even an option anymore with the whole impotency thing, but looking at these Alba pics, I wish it was cuz she’s looking good. Maybe that’s the hangover talking, maybe I’m just into anything in that stance, let’s just hope she keeps it up.

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Jessica Alba is fucking boring….what is even more boring is that I am writing about her just for wearing a dress that showed off a little titty like it’s a big deal. Seriously, when I think about the fact that I pulled these pictures off the internet, resized them and uploaded them to my site one by one, like some kind of virgin loser who doesn’t have better things to do but gather pictures of bitches he is convinced are of his bride who just doesn’t realize it yet and the whole thing makes me feel fucking pathetic. Seriously.

I don’t know why I do what I do. I’m too cool for this shit. It makes no sense to me, especailly when I don’t make money on this shit and don’t care or have a passion for this celebrity lie, especially when the pics are of some bitch who had a no nudity clause when she mattered before she got herself knocked up to get her man back…..

Here is her cleavage. I hate myself for this post…but I hated myself before this post…so I did it anyway…

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No, I’m not talking about Jessica Alba’s actual box, but I am assuming that hers is just as cold, dead and cavernous, you know capable of storing your Christmas decorations, and that midget stripper prostitute you kidnapped during a drug raid at the local midget strip club that you accidentally fucked to death when you got it home cuz you didn’t realize her little stripper pussy couldn’t handle your forearm, cuz shit hit vital organs unlike the pussy you are used to that is built like Jessica Alba’s box, cuz it has a couple kids and is lifesize. If you know what I mean.

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Seeing as she’s been with the same dude for a long time and they have a kid together, I doubt he’d go around showing people these pictures for jokes, so either it’s not Alba, or it’s an inside job to regain her sex appeal after having a kid and pretty much ruining it….I guess you can be the judge and all I really know is that bitches with digital cameras change fucking lives…

Unfortunately, as Jessica Alba’s sext can confirm, sexting takes on a whole new level of disgusting when it is monitoring baby weight, or post baby weight, which I can only assume this is, you know those pregnant bitches just can’t get enough watching their body’s transform…and think the guys they are with who are fucking hookers behind their back to feel like men cuz their bitches have morphed into monsters are into it…

But like I say whenever I watch a bitch breast feed her kid in public, at least there’s nipple.

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I don’t know if it was the Mexican music strumming at my heart…bringing back memories of my priest at the orphanage who used to throw bricks at my head…or my mother fucking white American men who were passing through…while I was in the same room….or if Jessica Alba actually is hot in this British GQ photoshoot video…but I am posting it anyway…

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I knew a guy who knew a guy who would go to gas stations to get off. He’d park his car near the pumps and whenever a girl would get out to pump her gas, he’d jerk off. I know this actually happened because my friend was passed out in the backseat one night after a lot of hard drinking and woke up to the dude going at himself saying things like “Pump that gas you little whore” and “you like getting your hands dirty don’t you little slut” and “you like doing immigrant blue collar work don’t you”….and “daddy stop putting your fingers in me, I’m trying to watch the nice lady pump her own gas” with some real repressed memories because apparently he grew up in a small town and his dad was the gas man…and he worked the pumps growing up…and was molested by his gas man dad….making the whole thing a really fucking weird way to start the day….but here’s Alba pumping her own gas anyway…

And here is a recent pic of her nipples, for those of us who can’t really get off to a girl pumping gas cuz it is creepy and not as easy as it is for the weird friend of a friend with a Gas station background and a molesting father… cuz everyone likes nipples….except maybe that crazy homeless guy I met who was scared shitless of nipples.. he thought they were aliens coming to eat his soul…but he’s a rare case, and for the most part…nipples are a good thing…

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Here is the Alba scene from Machete. I don’t kno if this is her or a body double and I really don’t care, because Alba died to me a few years ago when she decided to have a kid, and no matter how well she bounces back from that shit, a living creature has managed to squeeze through her weird vindictive cunt that she used to trap her boyfriend who tried to leave her, but more importantly, she didn’t abort it because she felt like her career was in a safe place that wouldn’t be affected by a pregnancy, when really she only had a career cuz she didn’t have a kid..

Either way, here’s the clip.

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