I don’ know how accurate this virgin loser nerd photoshop job is on Lindsay Lohan’s black top…but it looks like I can see a little nipple and I guess that’s enough to get yourself a post here on Drunkenstepfather.com, cuz nipple on great tits, without a bra is all I need….Sure the virgin loser nerd photoshop job is almost hysterical…you know cuz I visualize the motherfucker doctoring these to release to the masses, so proud of his work….pathetic in a “I dont’ get pussy way” and I guess that’s why I’m endorsing him…cuz sometimes that pat on the back, or recognition when all else in life wrongs you….is all you need to keep going….

I don’t even really know when these pics were taken…but I’m thinking recentlry….her face all bloated…and lovely…

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Most girls use tits to distract from face….you know jacking them up in a push up bra so hard men everywhere forget they even have a head until in comes to blowjob time….but lohan isn’t like most girls and probably knows she has great tits and as a sexually confused, sexually unsure, sexually abused, sex pod objectified by men everywhere for her tits..she’s decided to zombie up her face like this is zombie walk and she’s some college girl…even though she never went to college…she was too busy being rich…and here are the pics..

Here she is leaving court all busty and old as shit….Hollywood ate the bitch up and spat her the fuck out…

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Lohan was half naked in Australia Maxim….and it is hardly as interesting as her topless pics in Playboy but it is funny that it is pics for one of their fringe markets….you know not even the US Maxim…cuz the US doesn’t care while Australia is still into low level celebrities as long as they are from America….but the whole thing just pisses me off. Let the bitch fall into obscurity in peace. Let her die with dignity without giving her these glimpses of attention that feed her ego enough for her to not kill herself…It is time to move onto other pussy that isn’t as damaged or boring…but here are the pics anyway.

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I’m a Lohan fan….but there is no doubt in my mind that her tits are fake, despite all the arguments I get about them, like I haven’t been running a titty site for the last decade and have no idea what a fake tit looks like, cuz when you have an experimental surgeon, tear drop shaped implants, this is what happens…She’s been 60 pounds and still busty….and there’s nothing wrong with that or with implants…I just like speaking truth.

There is also no doubt that she went to Hawaii timed properly for when the Playboy mag dropped, to follow up with bikini pics, with hired paparazzi, because bitch is on a comeback, and despite her ignoring me, welcome fucking back Lohan….

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So Lohan did do Playboy naked…she just didn’t show pussy, but she did look amazing as she recreated her icon Marilyn Monroe in some vintage inspired shit…Her tits, as always are the best implants ever and I regret not sucking them that night I had a chance…but instead just watched her dance in heels and pajama pants to her unreleased album….

I love Lohan…So this made my fucking day….although horrible as always…just a little bteer

I don’t fuck with posting Playboy Pics…Cuz Playboy are pretty emotional and have a lot more money and better Lawyers than me….leaving them in a position to ruin me for using their copyrighted shit…but that doesn’t mean I can’t link to their copyrighted shit…

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You may or may not know that when Lohan was going broke, back when she was battling court dates, unable to land any actual work…not even starrrin as a dead pornstar….the charitable, festive, tis the season, good people at Playboy came along and offered her a million dollars or some shit to pose for them, despite rumors that she would have accepted 100 dollars for sme coke….to do more than just pose, but also fuck the top 15 entries to a Fuck Lindsay Lohan contest…she’s that desperate….

And in Playboy trying to recoop some of their money, because it turns out Lohan didn’t even end up going naked, even though we’ve all seen her naked, they’ve been pushing the PR train, something huge for Lohan cuz she hasn’t been interviewed in what must feel like years…I mean besides what went down in court…

So she’ll be on Ellen, she’ll on other shows, all pushing these non nude pics…and Playboy even went so far as to leak the cover….

Boring probably…but as a Lohan fan til the grave, hers or mine, I’m gonna encourage her to continue down the dark windy road into porn. It is kinda where I want her to be so that when I come save her off a street corner, to help her get her life back, she’ll be more inclined to suck me off for a hot meal and a bed to sleep in. We’re all allowed to have dreams…..

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Remember Lindsay Lohan? She was some child star who turned into an 18 year old slut, who eventually became a 25 year old washed up drug addict with legal problems, who I loved the entire journey into the gutter, but who most people have probably forgot by now, because she doesn’t matter, doesn’t get work, and doesn’t have a very amazing PR team….She also isn’t very nice to old friends who want to help her, like me….but I haven’t forgot her, how could I when she’s skinny, busty and dressed up like a 70s pornstar….I want to bury my face in her vagina until she uses the last of her meth energy to hump my fucking face…..I don’t have a very good sense of smell, so the dirtier the bitch the better….Lohan is incredible…

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Here’s some Lindsay Lohan, possible meth addict, probably heroin addict, definite cracker I love….all hard plastic faced like the stripper begging for a lap dance cuz she bought her fake lips and botox on credit card and she needs to pay the shit off or her doctor’s gonna remove her implants…..something that will never happen to Lohan cuz she’s rich…and even the most angry surgeon wouldn’t ruin whatever’s going on with her hot tear drop shaped tits…that I’m convinced are fake cuz they look so firm and nice as the rest of her has fallen apart….street walkin’….

I love her.

Here’s Lohan heading to court for violating some bullshit that won’t get her locked up looking like a zombie….two weeks before halloween cuz she’s a first mover, trendsetter like that…maybe it’s a self fulfilling prophecy….cuz she sees death in her near future…I’m just hoping I get the chance to save her first…

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I have a soft spot in my empty soul for a few things in life, one of them being Lindsay Lohan since we are connected at the soul and have a one sided relationship, the other is addicts cuz I appreciate they passion and commitment, and the third being street hookers since I like cheap blowjobs…and these pics look like a great amalgamation of the three….

It has elements Lohan who was back when our one-sided love affair started, mixed nicely with addiction legs, addiction skin, addiction teeth, addiction hair, rocking the look of a street whore ready for action…only far more luxurious cuz this pussy has paparazzi following her around….

People are saying she’s on meth, I’m saying it is heroin, but i could just be pills or even crack…and it doesn’t matter, that crockpot, smorgasboard of amazing goes straight to her vagina, making it a colorful petridish of amazing…and I just wish she was one size smaller so that her lip stuck out the short leg….instead…I gotta look at the awkard fit and imagine….knowing one thing ….that she is perfection,

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Here’s Lohan at an event rocking some dirty fucking teeth. I’ve never seen veneers this color. Usually when a bitch pays 20,000 dollars on her mouth, the porcelain caps don’t end up looking exactly like every so stained her teeth are green crackwhore tooth…but Lohan defies all…

Now, I’m not gonna rip on her hygiene, cuz Lohan’s a dream and the more gutter she gets, the happier I get, cuz gutter is my thing….not to mention there are many people out there who hate shiny, white, perfectly straight teeth, and they aim for defective, rotting mouth, disgustingness, especially when looking for a bargain blowjob…

These are gross to some, heaven to others, and what it comes down to is that Lohan’s a disaster and I like it….

I like to think she’s researching a role as a crackwhore living on the streets…a role I hope becomes real life….fingers crossed – here are the pics.

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