Lohan’s not dead….and even if she was I’d try to dig her up and titty fuck her and I’m not even a necrophiliac…I’m just aware of the fact that she’s got the best fake tits I’ve ever seen and I am probably in love with her tits….as much as I am bored of and done with her….

I figure all she has to do to get back into the scene is capitalize on this investment….I mean the tits have already paid for themselves a few times over…but they are powerful and have the ability to make the world forget she’s got a drug addiction and has been nothing but an annoying spoiled brat in her privileged existence….hell these tits make me want to go buy heroin or as Lohan like to call it “Quartz and Meteor Dust” and smuggle it in my ass to try to swoon her….It’ll be like Romeo and Juliette….only I’ll live at the end…

Lohan is amazing….whether her career is dead or alive…and here’s the proof..

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Here’s Lohan’s latest diversion from the “Quartz and Meteor Dust” purchase last week that got followed up with a see through shirt and a bloody photoshoot and now this….a day of surfing…maybe she’s trying to look healthy, cuz obviously the public hasn’t seen that scene in Point Break with the meth surfers, but Lohan alwayslooks like someone who is more into surfing cock if it’s covered in heroin….

I’m just disappointed this didn’t end in a shark attack, cuz I’m ready for lohan to end like her career did a few years ago….I’m an asshole like that.

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Lohan was caught buying Quartz and Meteor dust the other day, you know cuz she’s a rock collector and because her PR people needed a lie big enough no one would further investigate….coupled with some see through/no bra pics yesterday and now these Tyler Shield’s impromtu last minute shoot cuz Tyler Shield’s has the best photographer scam going in Hollywood, these bitches think if he shoots them, people will pay attention, talk about them, write about them, like he’s some actual talent, the new Andy Warhol or some fucking shit when really he’s just down with celebs and gets them half naked and we pay attention to that….cuz we’re perverts….who like this really low level concept of blood and underwear/knives and guns/ straight out of a high school art class controversial….and it makes us forget bitch was in a drug buying scandal….her PR team really get how it works…don’t they…real fucking genius.

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Here is what you call diversion….a diversion of the most basic bottom feeding kind….you know cuz yesterday there was a video of her and a gay black, or as I like to call them a G’lack, buying a ziploc bag full of something her people are saying is quartz and meteor dust…cuz I figure coming up with the single most insane excuse makes it easier to believe….cuz I know pathological liars and for some reason the bigger the lie…the more outrageous the lie…the more people believe them cuz no one would lie about something so stupid unless it was true kind of thing…but her people still told her to go out without a bra….you know to really put those rumors to rest and I wish her people were a little more hardcore cuz I’m in the mood to see lohan pussy during a herpes outbreak…but maybe that’s just me….

What it comes down to is that Lohan, once a passion of mine, is old, tired, boring and I’m done with her…as I hope the rest of the world is…cuz I’m ready to write her RIP MOTHERFUCKER post…since she’s already dead to me.

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She’s so wrecked….and I love it…From her yellowy, disgusting skin color to her lip that looks like she was punched in the face…or at least had some dental surgery or botched plastic surgery…all crooked and discount bargain basement stripper working the day shift….to the bruise on her leg…to the deeper rooted truth that is her inability to get work, maintain work, her family issues and most importantly that she was once at the top of the world…and now she’s dragging painfully along the bottomand that’s why she’s amazing…

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Here are some pictures of Lindsay Lohan taking any work she can get and a band taking advantage of a once famous pussy everyone wanted to fuck being in desperate need for work to generate some attention to themselves by getting her half naked and seductive like an escort you find in the back of the local entertainment newspaper….

Overall, I’m pretty disappointed with Lohan’s comeback tour, because I know how easy it is for her to get famous and relevant again, because I’m a huge fan of her tits, even though her face is botoxed and looks like it’s 40 at 25, a hustle I generally don’t masturbate to…but maybe you do…..

Watching her doing graffitti like some rebel without a cause is ultra lame….but I hate graffiti, especially when it is the plotline of using lohan in a music video and at least she’s showing off those tits…since that’s all she has going for her….what a joke…..

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I was convinced Tyler Shields was full of shit, until I was told by a mutual facebook friend that he’s actually a genius. I just assumed he latched onto celebs and rode their celebrity to get recognition as a photography. I’m still not convinced he’s not full of shit, but here is his new shoot with Lohan, who is hungry for attention, cuz she’s Lohan, and she’s grabbing her tit in it….I figure this unable to get work thing is working out alright…next step porn career….

On a sidenote, for those of you who don’t follow me on twitter , I write lohan messages at least every day and she always ignores me…how fucking rude…tit getting grabbed or not…..even though the fact she turns to tyler shields o get noticed is pretty fucking hilarious….I remember when she was the untouchable Disney star…now she’s pretty much sucking dick to have her pic taken…let’s just skip a few steps and have her sucking dick while having her pic taken….

Here are some of those pics…so high concept….haha…dancing in a tunnel dressed for a glamourous hollywood event…genius….what a joke…

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Here is Lohan, boring as shit for Vanity Fair Italy….

I’m not a publicist or marketing person…I’m just a dude who knows that if you’re trying to make a comeback with your dying career cuz you’ve fucked up quite a bit the last few years…you should do it by doing an actual fucking photoshoot, one with nipples for fashion, cuz that’s all we want to see at this point, and if you give us that, you can build from there, otherwise, this photoshoot was just a shitty waste of fucking time. Useless.

Let’s hope the uncropped ones show more lohan fake tit…..or even vagina…cuz that’s what I’m into when it comes to photoshoots, and I’m pretty sure so is everyone else…

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Lindsay Lohan Vanity Fair Italy Non-Nude for Fashion Pics of the Day

Here is Lohan, boring as shit for Vanity Fair Italy….

I’m not a publicist or marketing person…I’m just a dude who knows that if you’re trying to make a comeback with your dying career cuz you’ve fucked up quite a bit the last few years…you should do it by doing an actual fucking photoshoot, one with nipples for fashion, cuz that’s all we want to see at this point, and if you give us that, you can build from there, otherwise, this photoshoot was just a shitty waste of fucking time. Useless.

Let’s hope the uncropped ones show more lohan fake tit…..or even vagina…cuz that’s what I’m into when it comes to photoshoots, and I’m pretty sure so is everyone else…

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Lindsay Lohan was officially taken off house arrest where she made some statement that she was going to go do her community service and come back home early to read a book, because she’s become accustomed to the laid back, chronic masturbating to the point of smelly callused fingers, and more importantly keeping drinking and drugs very local…within a few steps from her bed…where she can go chronic masturbate some more…I mean shit, if you were locked in your house for a month, it’s safe to assume there’d be a river of your virgin loser semen pouring down the front steps…and Lohan’s no different…

But instead of her plan she made a point of telling the media, she went out and got wasted with Emile Hirsch, cuz guess what, Lohan is full of fucking shit, and if you haven’t caught onto that yet, it’s probably cuz you’re not paying attention and that makes you far more of a man than me…cuz this celebrity shit is just that…shit.

Here are some pics of her freedom before the hard drinking….

Here are the pics of her freedom during the hard drinking

Boring. This fucking useless (other than her tits) trash needs to be left in the dumpster where it belongs…killed her off…

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“Lindsay Lohan? The name sounds familiar, but I can’t seem to place it….wasn’t she on The Hills or something?”….that’s what people will be sayin about Lohan in the next 10 years….cuz she just doesn’t fucking matter…

Beezid, a penny auction site that has an office here in Montreal, hired the bitch while on house arrest to do some webcam shout out for them. Funny concept, wish I had a couple hundred thousand dollars to throw at a drowning celebrity while bored at home, but I hope they didn’t pay her too much, because when I pulled this off youtube an hour ago, only 300 people had seen it….however, I’m not a marketing genius and assume every site and their mother will post this cuz Lohan’s the talk of the town even though she doesn’t do shit in the town and it pretty fucking uninteresting now that all stunts have been pulled…

But it is funny to see what a struggling failure will do to keep in the acting mix….holding on as hard as she can…which will make her ultimate demise much funnier to point and laugh at..

A much more interesting story about BEEZID, is that I took a bath with one of the girls who works there….

That said, I’d like to get in touch with Lohan and pay her in publicity to do the same kind of video for drunkenstepfather….but she neglects me…cuz that’s what using cunts with egos and issues do as they slowly but surely fade into obscurity…

Good times.

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