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2018

07

May

Paris Hilton Hard Nipples of the Day

Paris Hilton Hard Nipples Braless in a Black Shirt and Pants

Original rich kid porn star, who still pretends that she was raped by the sex tape that made her and that really paved the way for the Kardashians who have made billions off that staged shit, when we all know that Paris Hilton can’t be raped…she’s such a fucking attention seeker that everything is calculated, strategic, and a lie…and even if she was getting raped…she’d likely find it exciting…or funny that she’d be giving the rapist herpes she’s been nursing in her cunt for decades…

She’s old as fuck now, she’s looking good, because all these women can scam aging for a bit via injections and fake tits…and she’s been making appearances…

I’ve enjoyed her fading away and being non existent the last 5 years the Kardashians have been jacking her wave, and I’m not keen for a comeback as all these bitches are old hags now…but she is out there with her tits to remind you that she’s Paris and all her baby talking bullshit hasn’t died yet…but more importantly…that she has hard nips.

Here are her tits in some weird cosplay shit..

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2018

04

May

Paris Hilton Does a Photoshoot in Cosplay of the Day

Paris Hilton is in a magazine, looking like she’s plastic and jacked up, looking like she’s trying to make a comeback because all her friends are out there cashing the fuck in, why shouldn’t she. She is the den mother, the first at this. The sex tape that went viral before Kim K had viral diseases like herpes…and HPV…that Paris laid the foundation for.

She does look good, in an old lady done up with plastic surgery who is still skinny and who has implants kind of way.

She’s a bit of a legend despite being the worst…in being the useless, seemingly famous for doing nothing, who got richer than she already was, in what was actually just clever media manipulation and marketing…

So I’m into staring at whatever the fuck this international magazine, from some obscure market, photoshoot…

I mean I’d rather see her than that hairy Kim K any fucking day….

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2018

28

Feb

Paris Hilton Topless for Old Times of the Day

Paris Hilton topless in black panties

Paris Hilton or the people who handle Paris Hilton’s feed, who I assume are the same people who run the Kardashians social media, because I am convinced Paris is the Kardashian’s silent partner….has blocked me on her social media…

Which feels so hurtful to me, because I never actively went out of my way to insult her on her social media feed, I don’t even know if I ever liked one of her comments, but then again my “relationship” with Paris Hilton started long before 2013 social media / instagram hustle….we were 9 years deep at that point….where I had been talking shit on her back when websites mattered and people googled themselves…

I posted all her nudes, whenever they happened, I was first on so many of her leaked pics, the Paris Hilton phone hack that gave me Lindsay Lohan’s number…it was a different era…and I guess this old timer remembered those good times…I mean why else would she block me….so cold, so heartless, so mean…so hurtful….it’s like I didn’t mooch off her to get clicks to my site with her sex tape and other whoring…that I guess is still whoring in whatever this EASTER fetish shoot is…

I’m still a fan.

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2018

08

Jan

Paris Hilton for Love Magazine of the day

Paris Hilton is a magical creature who buys million dollar engagement rings for herself because it makes for a good story….I can’t follow her existence as closely as I would want to – in theory – because in practice I am too lazy to really follow any of these people, despite following 7500 people I don’t give a fuck about thanks to not knowing how instagram works when I was following them…because Paris Hilton blocked me early on….but I know this magical creature still exists…I remember years ago trolling her on the regular…I would prank call her all the time, I tricked her and her ex boyfriend Stavros to put me on the guestlist of a party she was hosting once, I was funnier and more motivated back then….and Paris represents that good days for losers like me that are on a slippery slope to irrelevance…

Well, she’s staying hot, staying active, doing LOVE MAGAZINE VIDEOS like she’s not 37…and it’s interesting to see…not as interesting as some of the other videos I tried to ignore because Love Magazine figured out their clickbait and are still pushing ADVENT CALENDAR CONTENT into the new year, making it far less exclusive than a 25 day feature, fuck make it a daily thing so we stop watching…I mean the PARIS video only had 6500 views when I grabbed it…that’s fucking criminal…this is AMERICA’S Princess…show her respect and watch her damn video people…

Nicola Peltz was there too, in yesterday’s video, because I guess LOVE MAGAZINE likes billionaires….

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2017

30

Oct

Paris Hilton and Pregnant Sister for Old Times of the Day

Paris Hilton and Pregnant Sister for Old Times

Paris Hilton and her herpes matter….

I mean they don’t actually matter and they paved the way for the Kardashians, who took over for her when she lost intrest in being a shameless fame whore, pretending to be a fancy gay man, pretty much going viral in more ways than just on the internet, but also in her panties, because she fucked everyone, you know typical rich girls trying to fill the void through their vagina problems….she got famous for a sex tape, like Kim K after her…you know the kind of whore this is….one that is still skinny at 40 and worth looking at, still rocking that hook nose bird face, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be….she’s a vapid, vain, garbage human who is just over the top and trashy in her barbie life, and she’d never let herself get fat, or sag…she’s BOTOXing the fuck out of herself…and it’s ok…

Her sister on the other hands got a worse STD, some cum stuck to the uterus…and it looks like she’s about to explode…so the DNA / bloodline continues…

In case you were wondering – Paris Hilton is not Paris Jackson…but she is equally useless, riding a name, and annoying.

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2017

16

Oct

Paris Hilton Butt Shot of the Day

Paris Hilton Butt Shot

Paris Hilton is the fucking devil and I am not just saying that because I don’t like the gay man…and clearly she’s a gay man…I am saying it because I don’t like Paris Hilton on the bullshit she initiated with her sex tape that eventually became a Kardashian.

I do appreciate that she bowed down on the sidelines, probably getting her kickback the last decade of Kardashian’s making money, due to her sly, good business hustle, but I don’t like that she’s making a comeback with her photoshoots, even if she’s not bad looking for a gay man, good juciy ass you know…but because she hasn’t died of AIDS yet and that offends me….

She’s the worst.

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2017

22

Sep

Paris Hilton is Trash of the Day

Paris Hilton for Galore

Old lady Paris Hilton may be old as fuck, but she’s lookin’ alright…still skinny…hard faced…but skinny and what it comes down to is that skinny goes a long way…in a world where skinny is being threatened…and faces don’t matter much….

I still think she should be taken out back and shot for creating the kardashians, and that she’s too old to want to fuck the herpes off of…but she did a shoot I feel I’ve already seen…why not give her some coverage for old times..since we’re all getting old you know..I KNOW

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2015

07

Jan

Paris Hilton Cleavage of the Day

Paris Hilton gets a lot of hate, but people still follow her around like she matters, because as much as you say you hate her, at least she’s not a Kardashian…..even though she’s obviously the reason for the Kardashians, they were just able to leverage everything she did like lecherous bottom feeders who had a strength in numbers competitive advantage, because animals are born in hairy shit colored litters….as Paris was off gallivanting because she was over it,

You can assume this is her showing off the tits she always wanted, you can assume this is her trying to get attention…I can assume you’re right, because she did launch her career of socialite with a porn tape…and it worked…girls…it worked…so send me your porn tapes…

All this to say, Paris isn’t so bad in the grand scheme of things…at least not like this.

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2014

18

Dec

Paris Hilton’s Terrifying Panty Flash of the Day

These Paris Hilton panty flash pictures have been floating around the internet the last few days and I didn’t want to post them…obviously I saw them, what the fuck do you think I do all day, it’s not like anything gets past these pervert eyes, but sometimes I wish they did…you see I am a man who can handle a whole lot of disgusting..I mean I’ve been watching freakish porn videos since StileProject…I think the first asian puke video I ever saw was on VHS in 1992…I’m seasoned….a veteran…some would even say desensitized, lacking a soul…and broken…but for some reason…Paris Hilton’s vagina and anything that comes near it…whether it is lace, cellophane or topical creams….make my stomach fucking curdle…but the sick thing in all this is that I’d love to eat every square inch of it, and you know there are a lot of square inches to it…just to see if my tongue falls off…

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2014

17

Dec

Paris Hilton’s Wet Spot of the DAy

I really don’t give a fuck about Paris Hilton, but when she looks like she had a miscarriage, or that she’s lost control of her bladder do to overuse, or like she possibly had one of her herpes blisters explode…I get excited but not in a I’m gonna jerk off to this old, washed up, pile of shit of a person….who has masterminded the world and made a lot of money kind of way….more in a point at laugh at this garbage ….

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2014

27

Oct

Paris Hilton Loves Halloween of the Day

Paris Hilton loves Halloween…because it gives her the opportunity to dress up in costumes like the drag queen that she is.

I know, I know, we’ve all seen the sex tape and we know that she doesn’t have a cock, but in fact a pussy, probably with herpes that has been well used…over the decades…

But she’s still a fucking drag queen to me…and here she is being her princess, barbie, fucking pink and gay tranny self…

It’s boring, but I guess funny she’s still at it…right…?

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2014

25

Sep

Paris Hilton Hot for Instagram of the Day

You got to give it to Paris Hilton. She has been pretty resilient in her career…like a cockroach…which is actually a good name for her since she loves cock…a lot..

It’s like she had the brand name as her last name, played it up and ended up making a lot of her own money from it. She was one of the first rich kids turned pornstar turned self made rich kid…and she keeps going and going – even when people just don’t fucking care about her..

She’s out there DJing, hustling, running an entourage, traveling the world, making money…all while people don’t fucking care about her.

She’s even doing lingerie photoshoots…posting slutty selfies…even when people don’t care about her…

She beats to her own drum and doesn’t care that people don’t care…and if she’s getting half naked in the process…all old, herped up, but still not fat…I am all fucking for it…even if I’ve seen her fuck badly, back in her prime…I think she is inspiring to us all that we just need to keep on going…even when the world thinks we should have stopped long ago…

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2014

02

Sep

Paris Hilton is Dirty of the Day

In case you didn’t already know….Paris Hilton is really dirty.

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2014

29

Aug

Paris Hilton in a Bikini “DJing” in Ibiza Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Call me old fashioned, or maybe I am stuck in the past, but when I think of anything involving Paris Hilton in video, I want to see her getting fucked in it. Not doing some drag queen caliber performance for a crowd she is getting paid over 100k a gig to DJ for. Proving that DJing is a fucking joke and anyone can do it. It doesn’t require talent, it just requires a computer program. The scam of the generation…so it is only natural that Paris Hilton, also a scam of the generation, would be tainting in like her vagina has tainted so many good looking girls who have fucked Paris’ sloppy seconds…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

29

Jul

Paris Hilton in a Bikini of the Day

It is kind of ridiculous to think that anyone would care to see Paris Hilton in a Bikini – now that she’s in her 30s. Sure she’s got a pretty great body that she’s grown into nicely…but I far prefer her coked up, drugged out, medicated, sex tape at 19 to put her on the map – and it really isn’t that good – but then again…either is anything Paris Hilton says or does.

She’s not overly disgusting to look at…but her vagina probably is…thanks to herpes… I just did a Paris Hilton post….my life is now complete and depressing as fuck…Paris Hilton is always a good reminder of that..

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