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2007

05

Apr

I am – Uma Thurman on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

I was walking home last night and some fat drunk chick in the passenger seat of an SUV was hanging out of the sunroof with her shirt off screaming at the top of her lungs…I felt like it was a sign from god. When I got back online, i saw these pictures of Uma Thurman, who never really did much for me sexually because I didn’t realize her tits were so fucking massive. I can only assume that she is one of those mom’s who still breast feeds her kid because she likes how it feels when he sucks her off…if I was her kid, I’d still be breastfeeding too. Hell, I am a grown man, and given the opportunity, I’d change my diet to only conisist of her breast milk because it looks to me like her tits are a lot healthier to suck on than this hand rolled cigar I was given, that may be rolled up dog shit for all I fucking know…What I am trying to get at is that her tits are fucking solid, unlike her dumpy ass like the fat chick hanging out her sunroof last night…but at least she was accessible…

Speaking of accessible, it looks like her kid is starring at her box dreamin’ of crawling back in there because boys will be boys…and he sees this bitch naked daily and you don’t. Loser….

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2007

04

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin' Of a Nice Walk of the Day

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I couldn’t access the internet last night, and I tried. I think my neighbor put some kind of block on my computer or some shit so I didn’t get to do my stepLINKS, something I look forward to doing everyday. I guess I could have made my way to a coffee shop with free internet or some shit, but I wasn’t about to put on pants and walk 3 blocks today, that would be asking too much of me.

But when I get down and out and feel the pressure of stepLINKS, I like to kick back and fall into a day dream of taking a nice walk, because sometimes the the thought of doing it is just as good as doing it. At least that’s what my friend says every time he tries to pick up girls and they laugh in his face while rejecting him. He thinks the fact that he talked to them was just as good as fucking them, but without all the work….not that you’d know anything about that, now do you, loser.

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2007

04

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin’ Of a Nice Walk of the Day

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I couldn’t access the internet last night, and I tried. I think my neighbor put some kind of block on my computer or some shit so I didn’t get to do my stepLINKS, something I look forward to doing everyday. I guess I could have made my way to a coffee shop with free internet or some shit, but I wasn’t about to put on pants and walk 3 blocks today, that would be asking too much of me.

But when I get down and out and feel the pressure of stepLINKS, I like to kick back and fall into a day dream of taking a nice walk, because sometimes the the thought of doing it is just as good as doing it. At least that’s what my friend says every time he tries to pick up girls and they laugh in his face while rejecting him. He thinks the fact that he talked to them was just as good as fucking them, but without all the work….not that you’d know anything about that, now do you, loser.

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2007

04

Apr

I am – Kate Moss in a Bathing Suit Type Thing of the Day

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I hate people who drop Wednesday is Hump Day jokes. It seems like every fucking wednesday, I check my email to find the 10 people who email me trying to promote their garbage music, bands, movies, record releases, etc, who have added me to their mailing list start the emails saying “Happy Hump day”. Maybe I am a little too uptight, but I like to think I wouldn’t be so fucking uptight if people had a little more substance, creativity and maybe even a need to be different by not dropping a shitty hump day joke that everyone else drops on every wednesday of every week. It’d me nice to have a wednesday go by without having to read anything hump day related, including this post….

Speaking of hump day, Kate Moss likes to hump or at least do bumps, which rhymes with hump, but maybe she’s more into doing lines cuz her tolerance is a lot higher than yours or mine. Here she is in some kind of one piece tube top bullshit that’s riding up her ass because she knows I want to taste her, and by taste her I mean go back to bed, I am tired. I’ll update more later on, I’m taking in a few hours, not quite a girl not yet a woman…if you know what I mean, which you don’t. Cuddles.

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2007

03

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am taking a drinking break and I am drunk. You wont see the site updated until later tonight or maybe tomorrow because that’s kinda what drunk people do and that’s ok as long as you are dealing with other drunk people and not lame corporate middle managers I fucking hate who judge you for not updating….

Here are my links, pray for a post, if not don’t worry, I got all kinds of things to say to you, asshole just be patient. Cuddles…

Halle Berry Kissing the Ground
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Pam Anderson is a Waste of Time
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Stacy Keibler Sexy Video
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Dita Von Tease Does Penthouse Cuz She’s a Whore
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Some Slut With A Half Shaved Head _ Sexy
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Fleshflicks: Where are your manners
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Fergie is a Lesbian
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Gisele in Rolling Stone Sucks My Dick
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Hania Barton Upskirt
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Liz Hurley Got Fucked
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Abigail Clancy Bikini
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Ciara Dawson in King Magazine
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Alanis Morrisette Does My Humps
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Alexis Malibu 20 and Female
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Photobucket Girl Posing
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Photobucket Girl’s Dirty Pics
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Photobucket Porn
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Photobucket Girl in Panties
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Photobucket Tits
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Bikinis and Air Blowers Video
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Tammi is from LSU
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Some Slut Posing Topless
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Rose McGowan in Blackbook Posing
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Tree is 21 Female Webcam
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Hillary Clinton vs, Britney Spears
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Ivanka Trump Is a Who
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2007

03

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin’ of a Passed Out Bum of the Day

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I am tired of my wife because she is causing me massive grief about random shit I do like run this website, so last night I decided to pack my bag with all my belongings, which is surprisingly not very many things, I don’t even think I have a week’s worth of clothes or a toothbrush, but I packed it never the less, and for some reason, I stopped at the door and realized I have no money to go anywhere. I thought about moving to LA to be closer to the stars or NYC to be closer to New Jersey or even to end up back in Mexico by the beach or someshit, but I can’t even afford to go to the fucking bathroom, toilet paper is too expensive.

It all is very draining and makes me daydream that I was taking a nap on the street corner while cops check my pulse.

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2007

03

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin' of a Passed Out Bum of the Day

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I am tired of my wife because she is causing me massive grief about random shit I do like run this website, so last night I decided to pack my bag with all my belongings, which is surprisingly not very many things, I don’t even think I have a week’s worth of clothes or a toothbrush, but I packed it never the less, and for some reason, I stopped at the door and realized I have no money to go anywhere. I thought about moving to LA to be closer to the stars or NYC to be closer to New Jersey or even to end up back in Mexico by the beach or someshit, but I can’t even afford to go to the fucking bathroom, toilet paper is too expensive.

It all is very draining and makes me daydream that I was taking a nap on the street corner while cops check my pulse.

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2007

03

Apr

I am – Jenny Powell Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I have no idea who Jenny Powell is and that means I have no idea when these pictures were taken but I do know that I like girls in bikinis, or any bathing suit for that matter, but that’s because I am a pervert. I remember a long time ago while sitting by a pool I snuck into, four 300 pound women came in wearing their old lady one pieces and looking a complete fucking disaster but clearly had a love for donuts. There skinny friend who was rocking a tight revealing bikini came running up behind them, she was about 250 pounds. I like that she felt like she had the right to dress sexy cuz she was so skinny compared to the people she hung out with, when in reality, bitch shoulda been in a table cloth covering her disgustingness up. Here’s Jenny Powell.

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2007

03

Apr

I am – Lohan Partying for DJ AM’s B-Day Like a Drunken Slut of the Day

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It was DJ AM’s birthday party on Sunday at LAX, the club he owns. I know this because I know everything about DJ AM, I figured I needed to study everything about him before giving him the title of “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts”. If I was just some virgin out of New Hampshire writing this site claiming that dude’s a fucking Homo who hasn’t realized he wants dick without any background check, you’d think I was a total fucking hack….I’d rather be be a hack by stalking a motherfucker…and wikipediaing his ass.

Either way, I got this email and pics from the party saying:

AM left his own party early and sam ronson is a lesbian and lindsay was wearing kimberly sewarts shirt and a dimmak hoodie

I may not know what that means but I do know that I like drunk girls dancing around, showing their tits, while pretending to be sober. It’s usually a guaranteed “cum inside me and don’t use a condom, its ok, I am sober” situation, because the drunker a girl a gets the more sober she claims she is.

Speaking of no taste, I just found out that some model named Jessica Stam is dating AM. I can only assume the eating disorders fuck you up and modeling gives you such a shitty self-image that you settle for a piece of shit like him…Happy Fucking Birthday Asshole.

I HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE LOHAN PARTYING PICS BECAUSE IT’S THE LAW…

To see the pics go HERE

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2007

03

Apr

I am – Lohan Partying for DJ AM's B-Day Like a Drunken Slut of the Day

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It was DJ AM’s birthday party on Sunday at LAX, the club he owns. I know this because I know everything about DJ AM, I figured I needed to study everything about him before giving him the title of “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts”. If I was just some virgin out of New Hampshire writing this site claiming that dude’s a fucking Homo who hasn’t realized he wants dick without any background check, you’d think I was a total fucking hack….I’d rather be be a hack by stalking a motherfucker…and wikipediaing his ass.

Either way, I got this email and pics from the party saying:

AM left his own party early and sam ronson is a lesbian and lindsay was wearing kimberly sewarts shirt and a dimmak hoodie

I may not know what that means but I do know that I like drunk girls dancing around, showing their tits, while pretending to be sober. It’s usually a guaranteed “cum inside me and don’t use a condom, its ok, I am sober” situation, because the drunker a girl a gets the more sober she claims she is.

Speaking of no taste, I just found out that some model named Jessica Stam is dating AM. I can only assume the eating disorders fuck you up and modeling gives you such a shitty self-image that you settle for a piece of shit like him…Happy Fucking Birthday Asshole.

I HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE LOHAN PARTYING PICS BECAUSE IT’S THE LAW…

To see the pics go HERE

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