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2010

08

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Isn’t Slutty of the Beach of the Day

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I always hated the girls who go to the beach but aren’t confident enough to strip the fuck down. I don’t expect girls to be perfec airbrushed bodies, if anything I’m cool with the sloppy stomachs, dimples in their asses and pretty much everything else that could go wrong in a bikini as long as they are half naked…because when a bitch is half naked, I can see past their insecurities but there’s nothing hot about the bitch in her t-shirt at the public pool, or waterpark or pretty much anywhere pretending she doesn’t want to get a sunburn when really she doesn’t want us to see her stretchmarks or some shit…especially when the pussy in question is pussy we’ve all seen in self shot naked pics she took for her boyfriend before she started dating a gay for the success of their movie…it’s like she needs to seriously tap into her fucking roots and remember where her whore mixed race pussy started….this is a disgrace.

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2010

02

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

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What ever happened to Vanessa Hudgens. She had a few minutes of fame, back when she wasn’t showing off her chimpmunk face but was showing off her chimpmunk pussy. Shit was fuzzier than something you’d feed in the park, but for some reason it made me want to rub my hands through it, despite knowing the Disney Execs had beat me to herand her boyfriend Efron has made her strap on and fuck him like the little bitch he is, but now she is fucking boring…Here she is at some boring bottom feeder event…wearing something as sexy as the bitches at the last funeral you went to…hardly showing off skin…putting focus on her chimpmunk face…forgetting that we’ve all seen her awkward body naked…and the whole thing is a let down…you know when I saw those pics of her leak…I believed she was ready to take the role of slutty starlet from the generation of bitches who helped built this site with their nipples and pussies over the last decade…but instead it seems like bitch has gone conservative….I am just posting this now, cuz it’s never too late to release your pussy lip to the public again…once a slut willing to get naked, always a slut willing to get naked, it will do wonders for her career and it is safe to say that we are ready for a pussy lip comeback tour…just a heads up….

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Posted in:Leg|Vanessa Hudgens

2010

24

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens is a Mess of the Day

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I like to keep track of all girls who get naked and put their pictures on the internet….So here’s Vanessa Hudgens lookin like a bit of a mess. She’s got the tag still on her dress, the band aid on her leg, and the whole thing is amazing to me…not so much because she’s sloppy, but more because I know she takes nude pictures of herself and sends them to her boyfriends, something I wouldn’t require from a girl if I was in the dating scene now, and something I appreciate when boyfriends get bitter and make shit up and definitely something I don’t ask for from my wife, because we don’t need proof that shit actually exists and isn’t just bad movie make-up or a cartoon of a fat girl….but when young girls do it, especially when they are on shows designed for kids, it is totally amazing….that’s why we care what this bitch is doing…

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Posted in:Mess|Vanessa Hudgens

2010

19

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Reminds Me of Nude Scandals of the Day

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There was an era when nude pics would get everyone excited about celebrities. Back when Paris and Lindsay and Britney were all showing their vaginas in various situations that made this celebrity bullshit almost entertaining to watch…it was like the scandals were actually scandalous…but then something happened where everyone stopped caring, we all got desensitized and celebrities became reality stars and accessible on Facebook and Twitter and the lovelty wore the fuck off…leaving idiots like me with sites no one cares about, with memories of the day I got a lawyers letter for posting this teenage Disney stars muff, telling war stories in bars, when everyone else has forgot the war…it’s gonna be time to move on soon…I just have no where to go….at least if I got pics of naked chicks wanting fame it’d be worth going on…but that never happens…so everyday is just a miserable reminder….RIP celebrity scandals…you don’t exist anymore and Vanessa Hudgens is our reminder of the last we care about….and here she is showing off her little slutty body, in a slutty aninmal print dress, making slutty bedroom eyes on her slutty immigrant face at an event that is probably not even worth mentioning…cuz they are all bullshit…maybe I’m just depressed that I’m not drunk right now…Let’s forget this emo shit ever happened….

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Posted in:Legs|Scandals|Vanessa Hudgens

2010

08

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Struggles in Stupid Heels of the Day

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I have a thing for short legged bitches wearing the most ridiculous heels to try to make their anatomy seem like it’s long and lean…It’s the only tool they have to compensate for their short comings, because there is no surgery for leg lengthening and bitches are stuck with what’s they’ve been given and there’s no hiding from that….this is the only fuckin’ way to compensate, but as time goes on and long thin legs become more and more important, it seems like the heels get higher and higher until they reach the Vanessa Hudgens level of circus performing as she struggles down the stairs and the whole thing is funny enough for me. and possibly erotic to those of you who like watching your neighbor’s teen daughters play dress up in their backyard walking down their imaginary runway in their mom’s heels all awkward and shit….she should just stick to talking pictures of her overgrown pubic hair for her boyfriends like she did last year, that was her peak….

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2009

15

Dec

Trying to Look Up Vanessa Hudgen’s Skirt for Old TImes of the Day

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There was a time when Vanesssa Hudgens leaked some nude pictures of her when she was a teenager because I guess she was trying to rebel against Disney, her lame teenage fans, her gay boyfriend and her family that pushed her into this industry and not letting her blossom into the whore she always wanted to be, so she decided to show the world that little attention webcam whore and her muff and then she just disappeared……only to come back letting me do what I call the Holiday Shoppin’ Creep during this time of the year, where I hit the malls everynight after 5, to see ladies in their work clothes scrambling for gifts flashin panty too busy to realize it….which is almost as exciting as Spring Break holiday shoppin where sitting outside the changing room at the bikini stores 2 weeks prior to Spring Break becomes a gold mine, but I’m not gonna bore you with my pervert hustle, I’ll just post Vanessa Hudgens mini skirt pics I’d be lookin up if these weren’t pictures that I have no control over all for old times cuz I know she’s got it in her to be my kind of girl….she’s just a little misguided thanks to all her advisors and her fag right now….but in time we’ll see the Vanessa Hudgens we want to see….I’m convinced….

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Posted in:Upskirt|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

17

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Makes a Boring Comeback of the Day

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Remember when Vanessa Hudgens showed the world her vagina…well based on these boring fucking pictures of her at the airport in her sweatpants like she was some kind of fat person who can fit into regular sized jeans anymore, I guess he’s bottled up that inner slut and is on some reformed slut kick that I can’t stand and over the years I have come across a lot of these holier than thou, condescending twats who had one too many abortions and decided that maybe random unprotected sex is a bad thing, and turn to religion instead of cock, in Vanessa Hudgens case it may be some contractual deal with Disney and when she hits 25 and is free to do what she wants, she’ll pull a Lohan and teach her vagina new tricks, but until then she’s nothing but a boring useless bitch.

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Posted in:Comeback|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

19

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Inspires the Kids of the Day

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Disney is one of those companies that is so tightly knit into the kids that shit pretty much helps raise the youth. From the time Disney started back in Walt’s basement after sunday school lessons where all the little boys would sit on his lap and watch cartoons to now when Vanessa Hudgens whores out on the internet and here’s the proof that a Disney shouldn’t play the wholesome card, we all know they are directly involved in kids being sexual at younger and younger ages, whether its Miley Cyrus’ vagina in the offices of their executives or a couple 12 year olds finger banging to that new interracial movie they are droppin, or even a blow job on Space Mountain or the Tea Cups,.Disney’s got it’s scary corporate hands in the shit…and I am sure they are makin’ money on it….I wouldn’t be surprised if the motherfuckers invented Plan B contraceptive, I mean provided they were interested in girls who have had their period, but to these perverts, puberty is just yucky…remember Peter Pan? Exactly…..

Posted in:kids|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

11

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens and Her Whore Legs of the Day

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So I was looking at the Vanessa Hudgens nude pics and wonder what genetic fuck up happened to make her nipples that big and shiny. So I hit up my expert racist who can spot any fuckin’ ounce of another breed of human so as to stay as far the fuck away from them as possible and this is what she discovered….

Ethnicity: Filipino, Chinese, and Latina (from her mother) and Irish and American Indian (from her father)

That doesn’t seem like a possible mix of human, it’s just too fuckin’ random and dirty and it is more like she was made in a mad scientists lab than some mutt’s uterus….and that mad scientists lab belonged to Disney.

Here are her whore legs….cuz she’s a whore….at least based on her nude pics she released as a publicity stunt and threatened to sue every site.

Posted in:Legs|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

05

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sexy Pics of the Day

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I guess Vanessa Hudgens was bored when Montreal shooting her new movie, mainly because she never called me to hang out, and everyone know’s I am a whole lot of fuckin’ fun, especially when I dirty dance like I was Patrick Swayze, post terminal cancer, not when he was still virile, because these nude/topless/sexy pics of her have hit the internet.

I guess it is possible that this isn’t her, but I like to think that it is, because it makes my life work feel a little more relevant, not to mention if you were dating a faggot like she was, and not realize he’s gay, like she doesn’t, you’d start pullin’ all the stops to try to turn the motherfucker on, since being a chick who gets rejected for sex fucks with your self esteem a lot and makes you do things like this.

I am not too sure what the deal is with her nipples, but I blame scientific cross-breeding that went on in her mother’s womb, sometimes it just doesn’t work out and weird shit come out of it.

This isn’t the first time she’s had pics like this surface, it won’t be the last, she’s moving away from her Disney image and stripping in her next movie, and I guess this is all part of communicating that to the public, because you know behind every leaked celeb picture is a team of lawyers, agents, managers, advisors, PR people, making sure it goes down flawlessly. This kind of thing doesn’t just happen, it is all part of a bigger cause/machine and you are an idiot if you think otherwise.

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