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2012

24

Feb

Chanel Iman’s Half Naked for Foam of the Day

I’ve never found a black girl willing to fuck me….and I want one to so bad…cuz black girls are hot…and maybe it is cuz I don’t do enough black specific content….

Maybe it is cuz I do not post enough on Chanel Iman…

I have pretty much only posted her Victoria’s Secret bullshit runway shit….and once I Posted some HALF NIPPLE and another time I posted a bit of her ASS with a bunch of white girls…and I have no idea why I haven’t given her more love…this is exactly the waist to hip ratio I loook for in a bitch…and she’s 3/4 black, 1/4 Asian and her fucking hybrid human species is what interbreeding is all about…as far as I’m concerned she turned out pretty fucking perfect….but maybe that’s just the tail end of black history month excitement talking…

Here she is in Foam magazine….

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2012

10

Feb

Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Other Victoria’s Secret Angels for a Vman Calendar of the Day

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VMAN made a calendar featuring 12 Victoria’s Secret angels in some 50s style jackets, wearing some 50s style vintage lingerie, rocking some prety intense cleavage and ending out my horribly hungover day just a little better but still horrible than it normally would be….it’s simple, get these girls out of Victoria’s Secret airbrushed nippless and vagina lipless campaigns and into some better concept stuff that may not be as half naked but that is less fucking repetitive than their played out – tried – tested and bullshit evil corporation marketing tool robots act that brought them fame and fortunes……

Calendars may be stupid, dated, and only used by elderly and mechanics but here are the pics….even though THESE PICS OF KURKOVA IN A THONG BIKINI ARE BETTER ….

2011

01

Mar

Some Model Vagina for Fashion for i-D mag of the Day

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Chanel Iman, Hilary Rhoda, Jessica Stam, Erin Wasson but only one of them was willing to show her hipster, model, fashionista bush I love so much, and I can only assume the one who showed her hipster, model, fashionista bush was the one who no one’s ever heard of before, cuz the others are all super models and shit and don’t need to flash cunt in some Magazine spread to get noticed, they save that level of prostitution for the big payouts…

Not that I care….I’m just happy to see half naked models in pictures instead of in person, cuz it reminds me how many wrong turns I’ve taken in life…something we all need to embrace….