Christie Brinkley is 60 years old…and People magazine did on a feature on her to either celebrate how fucking insane and weird it is for someone to look like this at 60…or it was to showcase their photoshop skills or maybe it’s some ad on BOTOX technology that you can assume advertise on their site and in their magazine…and that uses Christie Brinkley as a spokesperson…you know a little advertorial to trick us all….or maybe, just maybe Christie Brinkley is a fucking robot…because it just doesn[t make sense…
I mean I remember masturbating to her in the 80s and she looked the fucking same…what’s going on here – and why do I think Russia has something to do with it…
Christie Brinkley, even at 100 fucking years old, is amazing and may or may not be hot enough for me to jerk off to, even if I really tried, because I don’t like old used up women, but who I can still use to remind me of the the titties that once were jerked off to by me, because she’s still got it going on…and by it, I don’t mean her period, she’s too old for that…which I guess is a selling point if she wasn’t Christie Brinkley, because getting her pregnant, a curse to so many on so many levels with so many women, isn’t a curse with this one, because it would be a K-Fed situation…a K-Fed situation now made impossible…cuz she’s 100 fucking years old…but at least she still looks good at the SI 50 Year Anniversary of Swimsuit event I wasn’t invited to but where Chrissy Teigen was invited…because she’s the biggest scam around..
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Christie Brinkle at 59 represents all the good SI has done for the world, because there was a time before fame whores and low level models with huge Internet followings that backed the magazine into the corner feeling obligated to put them on the cover for a third time…despite the obvious glandular issues no one seems to notice but me…
I mean historically, the Chrissy Teigens and Kate Upton and Nina Agdals were actual serious babes who we were excited to see in bikinis – not over exposed media machines who must works for free because SI is still a stamp of approval, especially for a Billabong spokesmodel turned gold digger….
Because there was a time when I could really embrace the model choices, from Elle Macpherson to Christie Brinkley to whoever the other busty and amazing bikini models they used were…and I guess seeing Christie Brinkley amazing at 60, even if she’s had some work done, reminds me that superhumans do exist and the team at SI found them…
Which bring us hope for a better tomorrow, because they have done it before and I believe they can do it again…
I mean I want Christie Brinkley in my mouth…She’s amazing and I can say with confidence, I rarely admit to wanting to bed seniors…if anything over 30 is too old for me….and SI is to thank for that….
Out with the new, in with the old…throwback memories of a better time!
No this performance isn’t at her old folks home, you know to keep them busy and their brains working pre-death and it is not the grand entrance at some over the top 60th birthday party she’s put on for herself….this is Christie Brinkley actually tapping into her crossover talents of song and dance she left behind when she decided to spend her life getting her great tits into a bikini, marrying Billy Joel and raising an ugly daughter….only to realize when those great tits, and hot model figure slowly turn menopausal, it’s time to channel to outlets to pay the fucking rent, I mean other than living off Billy Joel’s pile of money, and her own pile of money, making me think this is less about finances, but more about finding purpose in some vain, irritating, not naked enough way. Good times.
She’s too old for this nonsense…bitch needs to become a nudist and retire on a paparazzi filled nudist beach….
Here’s a clip from a VHS featuring Christie Brinkley that I used to Jerk off to……back when she mattered….
Someone looks like they got implants…I’m not gonna name names cuz I don’t need any lawsuits, but then again, she was a bikini model and bikini models have fat tits, they do make push up bras, tight lowcut dresses, spanx and a whole lot of other tricks to make tits chin-high. Old ladies historically hit menopause and their tits keep growing, sagging, and hanging giving lots of skin to work with…and the weird thing in all this is why she wore this out to the Tony’s, or the gayest night in show business, but I can assume it was to test the waters with her new tits and most importantly prevent rape, or maybe it was cuz she knew that amongst the dicks and man pussies, the paps would notice her….and so will I, cuz she’s looking real fucking hot.
I think the theme of the day, even though I don’t really do themes, is bitches I once jerked off to…except maybe for that Conrad Murray baby momma, but then again I can never keep track of back alley hookers I’ve had my dick inside, so we’ll just pretend that’s the theme of the day, and Christie Brinkley being one of the original supermodels from Sports Illustrated, I figure why not give her a little where is she now coverage…
Not cuz I like old bitches, but because old bitches who were once hot are usually desperate, depressed, sad that they lost all they once had, and that makes them easy to bed, cuz for them any male attention gives them feeling of acceptance and appreciation they grew up with….giving you hope that she may bother with you…and hope is really all we’ve got…
So here’s Christie Brinkley grabbing her tits…for old times…
As a Mexican it is my duty to post pictures of any bitch posing with a Donkey, even if that bitch is an ex-model with an ugly daughter who married Billy Joel and hasn’t mattered since her retirement issue of SI Swimsuit back in 1989, because we event that whole Donkey on Woman shit and we stand by it with pride, especially when we see it slowly work its way into the mainstream
I grew up jerking off to Christie Brinkley’s modeling pics, it was the 80s, I was a virile young man who hadn’t found the value in cheap hookers and together we had a pretty wholesome coming of age relationship. She was with me the first time I ever stuck anything in my ass to heighten orgasm, she was with me when I jerked off in the school bathroom, she was with me when I asphyxiated myself with my belt the first time, she was with me the first time I fucked an inanimate object and with me the for the first 20 or 30 times I fucked ugly chicks.
I remember staring to hate her when she married Billy Joel. I remember hating her more when she got pregnant with him and I remember being excited when I found it was a girl 13 years younger than me, thinking that by the time she was 18, we could maybe fuck. Then I forgot about the whole thing, I turned 16, I got my driver’s license, I got on with life and I couldn’t be bothered remember Brinkley or any other model or celebrity, I was too into living and by living I mean slowly killing myself.
When I came across these pictures of Alexa Ray Joel last night, I didn’t believe it. Christie Brinkley was a blonde goddess, not some hooked nose rat, I guess Billy’s seed is strong, or should I say Billy JEW’s seed is strong….
I was reminded of those years, the hope, the memories, the good times, but horribly faced with the reality that Alexa Ray Brinkley is no Christie. I guess it only makes sense since my life is filled with disappointment.
Here are her pics in some stupid outfit from the other day….
It turns out the as nepotism does, she’s a recording artist, because modeling wasn’t really an option an here is a boring perfomance video….I have no idea how a 20 year old would get into this kind of music…I am posting it because she’s disappoints me.
That said, I’d still fuck her, just to get a chance to accidentally walk in on her mom in the bathroom, or sleeping, or some shit. And I feel for her, because it must suck to live a life in your mother’s shadow. All she can do is blame Billy.
