Emily Ratajkowski did S Moda, which is apparently a big deal for fashion models, something I wouldn’t consider Emily Ratajkowski, because she’s short, has a weird face and a rocking big titty body…but she’s still an it girl everyone is paying attention to, who is more importantly the girl who Kanye found and carted around to shows, while dating Kim Kardashian, as a little sex toy, who I guess he got into the Blurred lines video and made into who she is today, over hyped…which I guess is what you’d want when banging Kanye in the first place, I mean that or an “unwanted” pregnancy to pay the bills for the rest of your life, but she’s still young and making money. There’s a whole lot of gold digging and trapping dudes ahead of her..I can sense it.

All this to say, S-Moda forgot to show off her tits…the only thing that really matters about her.

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Emily Ratajkowski was one of the Sports Illustrated Rookies, which I am sure is a big deal to her considering she was just a video vixen who had sex with Kanye West this time last year…

You know the aspiring model and actress who was getting naked for every and any interesting enough photographer…

Who when I started posting on her had under 10,000 followers on instagram…and twitter…before blowing the fuck up…and becoming this huge phenomenon….

I guess I am a bit of a purist, and I prefer Emily Ratajkowski posing in fashion nudes, than in Sports Illustrated body painted nudes, because Body Paining is tacky as fuck reserved for Tattoo conventions for losers…and not nude models…it’s like she might as well be wearing a snow suit since her vagina and nipples are covered…

But I guess, we can always go through the archives of her young career to see the real good…

I don’t understand the hype with body painting…it’s pretty dated…but I guess speaks to the Sports Illustrated reader..

I do get the hype with Emily Ratajkowski…she’s masterminded the celebrity system…and did it with an awesome set of tits.

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Emily Ratajkowski is officially a Catalog girl. She went from topless muse for photographers looking for girls to take pics of topless, who ended up getting her cast in a couple music videos…to the girl in catalogs, interchangeable with pretty much every girl, because that’s her whole purpose, to sell motherfucking clothes…to the masses…and if this was the 70s, in an era before google, when you couldn’t find her countless nude pics, and you were forced to jerk off to the nameless girl in your mom’s catalog because they didn’t retouch bush or nipples back then, and porn wasn’t accessible at all..this would be a bigger fucking deal than it is..but I’ll still post them because Emrata is a friend of the site who doesn’t do anything to help promote the site..but liked us before she was famous which counts for something…and that something is that she’s one of those people who trades the fuck up…

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit feature this year was already a given, I mean thanks to that music video of a song that has been played so fucking much I want to rip my balls off to shove them in my ears every time I hear it…that’s how much I don’t like it…so they decided to leak a pic and get the buzz going that the magazine is coming…

She’s got huge tits, that she’s not afraid to show off naked, so putting them in a bathing suit, just seems like the logical thing to do, since every girl wants a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit credit to feel validated, even if SI Swimsuit is kind of a dated concept thanks to the internet, but still huge enough because they go to the trouble of shooting all these babes and putting them in one place…which I guess isn’t totally worthless since it makes them 100,000,000 dollars…

Here’s her preview as she continues to take over the world…one titty pic at a time.

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Emily Ratajkowski even in shitty catalog pics, something I hate more than life itself…because they are a dated way to showcase clothing and if you’re not excited about the clothing…they are a total misuse of a potentially amazing subject…who as we know for Emily Ratajkowski’s other work…could take this shoot to some pretty fucking substantially busty places… but being pathetic in the grand scheme of things…and even a pathetic on a micro level…I’ll take her Catalog Pics as news….while being creepy….

She looks birdlike, her nipples and vag photoshopped out, this is some of her worst work, but it probably paid the best, so whatever, I get it…and most importantly…it’s good enough.

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Emily Ratajkowski is starting to get over exposed…you know talked about too much, celebrated too much, up on some Kate Upton shit, but luckily for us, she’s not Kate Upton because Kate Upton is a fucking monster with a Muppet body…sent to confuse the world, but rather some interesting face, who is just trying to use her tits as a model to get more exposure to become an actor…something I am sure will happen, because this is her time to shine…and something I will fully support because I have a soft spot for this girl…she’s managed to do nude modelling in a way that other trashier girls have did Playboy in the 90s…you know to build a real career…and sure she doesn’t message me anymore or respond to my love letters…but that doesn’t mean the love on my end has or ever will die…these types of things are eternal…and here she is for some Clothing company…

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Emily Ratajkowski did GQ November – shot by Terry Richardson, which dropped in October and were probably shot in September….only for Terry Richardson to post the outtakes today, that despite both their past, were totally uneventful…I mean I’ve seen her vagina, I’ve seen his penis in Juliette Lewis’ vagina…I’ve seen her nipples, I’ve seen his penis in Juliette Lewis’ vagina…his book that is sold in stores everywhere is porno…while Emily Ratajkowski’s career, albeit new found, has been being a modern day playboy chick, without playboy cuz playboy sucks…when bring the two together..and this is what they give us…

I think they are mocking us….but then again…aren’t they all…

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Emily Ratajkowski was in GQ and with every photoshoot that happens comes hundreds of pictures they don’t run with that are just as hot when photoshopped as the other pictures they did publish….

The magazine came out in November, the pics came out in October, it was Shot by Terry Richardson, her body looks banging, her face not as weird as usual, her Belly Button, not as OUTTY as my that exploded deli sandwich pussy I watched masturbate on webcam last night…and I’ll post and stare, even if you can find naked pics of her…vagina and all…all over the fucking internet…and even if I think she’s a little too celebrated, no matter how lovely she is, not one pussy deserves this much power..ever…but I’ll still write her love songs, cuz that’s just what I Do for the women who have worked their way into my heart by ignoring my Facebook messages…

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This is Emily Ratajkowski pulling down her panties in a GQ shoot that I guess is for December…she’s pulling down her panties like this was on the Kanye video that gave her her big break…at least if you think being flown around by Kanye as the bitch he fucks is a big break…that lead to nude shoots…and that lead to Blurred lines…and that lead to her going viral when probably already having a few viruses …making this her year in all her fake lips that are apparently not fake lips glory…

I like her and her body, even if she’s too “famous” for me now.

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I am a firm believer that anytime of day is a good time for some Emily Ratajkowski nude pics, whether you can see her labia or not, I am still into this girl Kanye used to sleep with, before she got famous on her own for being naked…

Sure, I know she’s just going to be an it girl for a minute and a half, but that minute and a half will be full of full breasts and that makes it a minute and a half I am totally down with being a part of….

I don’t know who took these pics, but I know I am looking at them…

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