The Christmas Season has arrived, I know this because the last month, I’ve been seeing decorations and TV specials, and the world is trying to shove buying garbage gifts for people I don’t even like, down my fucking throat…that’s why I try not to leave the house…

The parties, the laughing, the music, the dancing, the happiness, that isn’t even real happiness…it’s exhausting so for November, I tend to hate on it…but come December 1st, motherfuckers, I’m listening to Christmas music, trying to get invited to office parties, baking fucking gingerbread, and preying on lonely sad girls who have drank one too many Pumpkin Spice Latte and now crave a different kind of hug from the inside…

So today, what better way to start the official Christmas season that with some EM RATA in costume…she is the it girl this year…and Christmas fetishes are forever…so let’s combine the two and have this joyous event…I don’t know what it is for.

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Emily Ratajkowski is a very nice girl….

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I hate lingerie catalog pictures and always have…when it came to pre-internet, no available porn because it was confiscated masturbation, I was always the more cultured and exotic type who hit National Geographic, while the while suburbanites did the Sears Catalog…sure it was an era of bush, nipples and shitty manual photoshop airbrushing skills, where nipples and vagina definition happened, but just the studio environment was with the same pose over and over was just fucking dull…so even now when I post these things, of models I have professed my love to over and over, in emails, tweets, instagram comments, packages sent, interpretive dance and even song…only to be ignored because they know they can do better than me, the pics bore me, but her belly button doesn’t that thing looks like it has a vagina of it’s own and I want to dig in deep with my tongue…but I may just be overly excited since Emily Ratajkowski is one of the best there ever was as far as I’m concerned….

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Emily Ratajkowski, wherever you are….I know you can hear me because there is no way that our souls aren’t connected…

You are the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before going to bed…my everything..

When we aren’t together, I feel an emptiness in the core of my everything, that consumes me and leaves me feeling as though I am lost on this empty meaningless earth…which is not convenient since we’ve never met and I feel like that all the time…

But then I see a picture of you, and I see hope as I am reminded of what it is all about…Emily Ratjakowski….

Allowing me to continue this search, looking for you and knowing that one day the stars will align and we will end up together like we are destined to…I’m talking some Final Destination shit…because that’s how destiny works…and every time someone writes poetry for a girl they’ve never met, or love songs, or even blog posts…they always come true…because the girl they are about never finds them creepy and it never leads to restraining orders…

Until that day, the only happiness I find…and the only hope I find…is in pictures…pictures or Emily Ratajkowski that I pull out, even though I’d never pull out of her…

This life of mine belongs to Emily Ratajkowski, no one else matters and she’s looking amazing in GQ…but then again, I may just be blinded by this endless love…love I will continue you to write poetry about or maybe…she’s just looking amazing in GQ…but that’s just because she’s perfect…

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Emily Ratajkowski is famous now…and it isn’t for modelling lingerie….it is from taking off her lingerie…making this totally disappointing…unless you’re like me and think she’s fucking lovely in all she does…from shitting to having her period to farting after a big mean…I want it all…in my face…all the time…because I am a sick fucking man..and she’s so good on all fronts…even though other girls hate her for being so perfect…

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Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of girl you try to make fall in love with you and trap with a pregnancy you convince her is a good idea so that she never leaves you.

Kinda like what Jessica Alba did to her husband, or what K-Fed did to Britney, because there comes a certain responsibility, at least with most people who don’t flee the country and legally change their name like a fugitive to never be found by their illegitimates, where a person puts their differences behind them, and focuses on the kid, meaning for the rest of your life, even if she comes to her senses and hates you, not that she would, because when you land a girl like Emily Ratajkowski you don’t fuck around and treat her like the queen that she is….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…well then look at her tits, they seem to do a great job explaining things…from making music videos hits, to making herself famous, she’s gonna have a solid year at the top…the real question now is where does she take it from here…some people go from rags to riches, she’s gone from naked photoshoot to famous…and for that she’s the hero of the day…I’m a fan, now if only she responded to some of the love letters I’ve been mailing her….sealed in semen and blood so she knows I care…

Feminists hate her, I love her hustle, I’m just interested to see if the fame lasts or if it’s a flash in a pan, cuz there are many hot girls out there, it’s the smart ones who maneuverer shit probably to win at life, even if it seems like she’s won at life today…that can all change if shit’s not done proper…I guess we’ll have to keep watching, something I don’t mind doing…cuz she dresses like this.

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