Emily Ratajkowski has made it. She’s officially bi-coastal.

A working model who isn’t getting naked for free or for exposure anymore like she used to and despite that shit getting to her head, making her think her tits are more important than they actually are, because they are getting paid and noticed and loved by everyone from A-Listers to you assholes jerking off in your mom’s basement…

She’s been at this shit a long time, even though she’s in her early 20s, and she did shit properly…and she still looks good enough for me to stare at…even if I’ve quit her and stopped writing her love songs…because I get bored when the desperation leaves the equation…

Here she is in some see through dress at fashion week…and her fake lips look hilarious.

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The worst thing about Emily Ratajkowski is that her social climbing whoring worked out for her. I am a much bigger fan of what the social climbing doesn’t work out for a bitch and she ends up working at the stripCLUB, or worst, a waitress or GoGo dancer at the club, because you know they pretend they like it, or that it is good money, and they pretend like they are hot shit and too good to talk to you, but really you know, and they know they are failures who need to get the fuck out…and if you position yourself as the guy who can help them…the’ll do anything for you…while girls like Emily Ratajkowski think they did this on their own, and ignore people like me, who I am pretty sure was one of the first people giving her hype, but now she’s just too fucking cool for school, cuz she’s naked in a fucking music video and milking that like all the cock she’s milked before…unfortunately none of them were mine, but one of them was rumored to be Kanye…and the sick thing in all this, is that I’m still totally down with writing her love letters, songs and poetry to perform for her the day it all falls apart for her, when she’s no longer 20, hot bodied and desired…I’m a bottom feeder like that….

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Emily Ratajkowski is alright.

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Emily Ratajkowski is famous now..but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t take time to stare at her tits…it’s like when a girl you used to fuck had only been with a few dudes when you got her….you know like when you ate her out you felt that she was a pure and elegant angel…barely tarnished like so many other girls…because she was the road least travelled…only to have her cheat on you, turn into a slut and fuck the fucking world…we’re talking hundreds of dudes…most of which were unprotected…all up inside her…then one day she hits you up, tells you she misses you and wants to re-connect…but knowing she’s a dirty whore…you just ask for a spread pussy pic, jerk off to her, and call it a day…

I guess that’s where my romance with Emrata is at now…

From connected at the soul, singing romantic songs for he and writing diary entries about the day we will meet…to totally uninterested cuz she’s played out and I hate that fucking song, but I still thinks she’s good to stare at…

All romances come to an end….but pictures are still good enough for me….

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Emily Ratajkowski is famous now..

She’s booking all kind of jobs, from modeling, to spokesperson shit, to acting, shit’s gone out of control and all because she got naked and showed off her rockin’ natural looking tits, a lot, in a strategic way, working with the right magazines, the right photographer, fucking with the right famous dudes in LA, and that landed her tits on the right music video, that went so fucking viral, that she’s become a household name….

I’ve been supporting this girl for a long time, almost since the beginning and I’ve even written her at least one love song….and by love song I mean tried to masturbate to her a couple times…

But really her legacy, isn’t great tits, it’s telling girls everywhere, to show their fucking tits and dreams will come true, if done proper. So do it proper.

Here she is for Nasty Gal…

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This girl is amazing.

I love everything she does.

It is times like these I wish I was with her, you know as “friends”…and/or a married couple, so that I could volunteer to let her use my face as a toilet instead of that sad pavement, like some kind of homeless person, or white girl wasted girl outside the club…you know because she is a delicate flower from heaven, and I am a man who likes being peed on by the right amazing babe..who I predict will be the fucking future at least based on her naked body that I am going to tattoo on my chest so that she knows I’m serious about this endless love….

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Emily Ratajkowski may ignore me 98% of the time I write her love poems, and I really can’t blame her, since my love poems are usually about eating her ass before her shower, which if you ask me is as romantic as it gets, because you only eat the ass of a girl you love before she showers, while other hookers you eat the ass after a good hand sanitize of the asshole….

You see, getting eColi from the one you love, isn’t quite as upsetting when you are sitting on the toilet shitting and vomiting blood at the same time, pretty much near death, when it is for someone you love, in an “I’d die for you” kind of ass eating…

But I don’t need her to answer me, you see she consistently takes these kinds of pics for me, even if she pretends they are for some other client or magazine, and it’s really all I fuckin’ need from her…

She’s hot, she’s got a good level of porn to her look, I’d like to in her…and she wouldn’t even feel a thing…or notice…thanks to my small penis…but staring at her pics of her boxing hot, rather than her hot box, is not ideal, but good enough…she’s a babe.

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Her name may scream Communist Red….and she may be drinking Mexican and British Beer…and her ass may not look as firm and amazing as you’d want it to be in this Americana themed fur filled shoot, but Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatatkowski is no cow, as her name would suggest, but instead a lovely, well built woman, who I think is going places….a girl I would sing love songs outside her window, if only she sent me her address…a girl who I’d start a fan club for, if I wasn’t so busy liking other girls better, but still appreciating what she has to offer…She’s sweet, she’s hot, she’s the future…and I want to campaign to get her in SI Swimsuit, something I am sure will happen….

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