Photographer Jonathan Leder has tempted the girl I love with all my heart even though we’ve never met…but who I know is my soul mate…cuz why else would I want to be inside her so bad……to model nude…and normally I’d be mad about a homie doing that to me…you know getting the one girl who has made me believe in the institution of marriage and lifelong commitment…but the truth is that I need him to take pics like this…otherwise I don’t get to see her naked…you know since we’ve never met….

She’s the future…and already getting naked…I expect great things for her…especially since she’s young and lovely….with one of the best bodies in history….but unfortunatley for her…those great things involve raising my children….

She’s the best.

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Emily Ratajkowski hates me and rejects all my offers to marry her and show her a good life in my one room basement apartment with no heat….that I share with my obese wife….

I was willing to share my everything with her….even my last bottle of bourbon….while we sit in the cold…singing love songs and gazing into each other’s eyes…as my obese wife snores and struggles to breathe with her apnea…

Unfortunately for me, she was having none of that…but that just means I need to put in more work…to make her a believer…because true love like this is not something you let slip away…it is something you slip inside and snuggle up next to….

That said, love and romance aside, she is the future, she is what Kate Upton was supposed to be….a natural and amazing body….that people should be celebrating…cuz it deserves to be celebrated….especially since beneath that lovely skin….and phyical perfection

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Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of aspriring model who will pose nude as often as fucking possible, because she’s got a fantastic body, and a great set of fake tits, and is pretty much one small step away from being a stripper….but isn’t seen as a stripper…because her shoots are “artistic” and for fashion….not to mention she has an IMDB page…and has had some small acting roles…and is just doing the LA thing as hard as she can so that she doesn’t have to move back home when she runs out of money with her tail between her legs, forced to work for her dad’s company, instead of being the big superstar she moved to LA to be….you know making all the moves so that she can get noticed, pay the rent, and not have to lower herself to be a waitress like this was Hollywood in the 80s, before everyone who movied their could become a social media celebrity all the studios want to work with cuz they have no idea what new media is…

That said, she’s showing her tits, and I guess that’s all I really should be focusing on, so look at the pics and ignore all my whining words, which is something you’re as accustomed to as this Emily Rata chick is with being nude on camera…you jerk.

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I am the most inconsistent person on the internet….true fucking story…when this Emily Ratajkowski bitch first dropped…I was excited…I thought…shit…this girls a fucking babe and she gets naked in fashion shoots…while trying to launch an acting career…that’s amazing….and so I started POSTING ON HER JOURNEY…like it fucking mattered…

I even posted THE PHOTOSHOOT THESE OUTTAKES ARE FROM …..

But now all I see is phony LA bullshit….maybe I’m just not horny cuz my wife is hard breathing next to me and giving me the eye….

Seriously…Implants, Fake Lips….starvation…fake hotness that makes a bitch look like she’s morphing into a tranny…

I still like looking at her…and I dig that she does erotica on her quest to fame and fortune…and I dig that her nakedness is all that is working for her in that quest….

But I think I jumped the gun…she’s not as hot as I originally thought….

But then again this may all stem from the fact she’s blocked me on twitter.

I’m sensitive.

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Here’s a weird edit some creep made of Emily Raajkowski….

Emily Ratajkowski is some model who may hate me and has blocked me on Instagram and Twitter…but I still like looking at her aspiring to be famous tits..tits that she doesn’t mind showing off because I guess she figures it’s better than sucking dick in back alley’s to pay the fucking rent…..not that she has to pay the rent…but I guess with a body like this it should be put on blast.

My friend told me her tits were fake. I used to hate fake tits. Now I don’t…cuz I fuckeed a whore with fake tits and realized when tits don’t morph into weird shapes when getting slammed…but stay firm and round…I cum faster…cuz I don’t get lost in the motion…like staring at a water feature in the park or some shit….

I don’t know if I make sense, but the good news is that I don’t have to.

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Emily Ratajkowski is some barely there actor…who is luckily fucking amazing looking and has a rocking body that she shows off in hipster photos cuz these hipster bitches love getting naked…and I love looking…especially when they are built like Emily Ratajkowski….

I like her so much that I reached out to get her to model for me…on my dick….but she never answered….which reminds me that the problem with hipster bitches…other than dressing like grandmas…is that they are snobby as fuck…and only like what others tell them to like…even though that’s against their ironic way of life…unless that irony…is all part of it..I’m so confused…I’m gonna regroup staring at her tits.

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