Emily Ratajkowski or as I sometimes call her Emily Ratakowski…or as I like to call her Emily RATATATATATATATKOWSKI….but who I want to call “wife”…is a fucking substantially built woman, who when I look at, I wonder if she’s even human, almost too perfect to not be alien, or from a creepy model producing factory in Russia….Just watching her in action, in all she does, makes me want to continue my quest in seducing her badly through love songs, poetry and posts about her tits….One day, we will meet, and she won’t be able to resist the total disappointment that comes with me…and more importantly so is sex with me….let’s hope Emily experiences that first hand!!

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Just this morning, I was thinking to myself, what model would I want to have sex with given the opportunity to have sex with her, and this Emily Ratajkowski babe came to mind, something that never happens….making me ask myself “where has she been”, because for a minute, her awesome tits were everywhere, from GQ to Alan Thicke from Growing Pain’s son’s music videos, and she was really making moves….moves I expect will land her in SI Swimsuit this year, every girl’s dream, even if this girl can do so much more…..and all of a sudden, these new pics for some bathing suit company appeared in my inbox. Emily Ratatatatatatatatatatakowski and me are connected at the soul, she just doesn’t know it, but maybe all the love poetry I mail her will help inform her…..

Sure, she’s not showing off her tits, but this body and face is spectacular, even when clothed, and I’m just glad it happened….unlike how I felt when I get hot sauce on my dick last night and shit just burnt for hours….even if it was the most stimulation I’ve had all week…thanks to the lost city of shit that is my wife’s pussy…and it’s weak muscles that can’t grab on and let me know how horrible my life is with every thrust.

ALl this to say, Emily Ratajkowski is perfect, she’s won at life and I’m in love.

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Emily Ratajkowski is pretty much perfect. I’ve been writing her love poems and love songs every day since I first met one of her topless pics…something I’ve been tracking since pretty much day one….and I haven’t got her mailing address or her phone number to really solidify this love affair…but with all soul mates, we are just connected, and don’t need modern things like communication to know it is real love….we just need pics of her amazing tits….it’s less work this way and avoids all other issues with soul mates, like marriage, kids and hatred / resentment for each other…

No idea what these pics are for…but I’m glad they happened…

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Emily Ratajkowski is a babe who I am fully supportive of…not in the way I’d like to be supporting her…you know her tits with my mouth…but supportive none the less…because I believe she has what it takes to be the next big thing in modeling….all busty, young, big lipped, tall, lean, fit and amazing….which is more than we can say for a lot of the models out there making movies…and that’s why I do my part to endorse her every chance I get…cuz I believe she is the future….unfortunately not the future of my married life…cuz I could see myself waking up to her every morning and eating her ass for breakfast in bed every morning….but I’ll just pretend….while staring at her pic…trying to communicate telepathically with her….you know cuz she’s the kind of girl I look into her eye when masturbating to her pics…hoping to steal her soul….like she has stolen mine….Amazing.

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In the event you don’t read this site….Emily Ratajkowski….is a girl I write love letters to…love songs for….poems…and even have taken up the art of sculpture to express myself…because her tits…and body….just inspire and most importantly make me feel like we are connected at the soul….at least through her tits…cuz that’s all I can stare at….because I think they the window to her mind….

She’s a babe, she’s going to the top, she’s doing a campaign for Fredrick’s and she’ll be working for VS or SI by next year….unless I get her pregnant first and ruin her life…which is something I am trying but my envelopes full of sperm I try mailing to her…keep getting sent back to me…dry…..

She’ll be famous….That’s my prediction….get ready for it…cuz we’ve already seen her naked….good things are to come….

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Emily Ratajkowski is awesome….She’s the kind of girl I’d want to charm with my sex appeal, have a one night stand with, trick into falling in love with me cuz I was the first guy to make her squirt, then ignore her calls til she can’t take it anymore….because when you look like this, and a guy ignores your calls, you take it up as a project to make him not take your calls, driving her insane…and eventually leading to her getting knocked up by me….spending the rest of her life with me….pretty much falling into the bear trap that I planted, without realizing I planted it…unless she reads this post….which she probably won’t cuz no one ever does….

That said, she’s what Kate Upton should be, so it is nice to see her shooting for Esquire, and not just because she’s topless, but cuz it means she’s taking it to the next step and that means the fame her hot body deserves…amazing.

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Emily Ratajkowski is perfect. I have already written her ten Valentines Day cards…but I have no where to send them….so I just keep them in a box…in the hopes that one day we meet…so that I can give her the jar of semen she’s made me produce….along with all the love letters of written her….it’s bound to impress her and make her fall in love with me…so that we can live a Disney Fairytale love story…with a double wedding…so that I can stare at her body all day….

This strategy is not designed to creep her out…it’s not even designed…it is just what my soul is telling me to do to show her the passion I have for her…you know how much I care…..for her amazing body….a body so good….practically perfect… that I don’t understand why it isn’t top of the charts famous….when so much gutter shit like Kate Upton’s gunt is…

Emily Ratajkowski….I choo choo choose you…..be mine.

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