Eva Longoria is another aged out talent that was marketed as a babe about 20 years ago, who has found fitness, starving herself, some health and wellness tactics, some non-invasive procedures, I mean they’re rich as shit, they can fake being hot like strippers do…..only far more high end, I mean you realize she has an IMDB page right.

So yeah, despite the money, the fame, the connections, a production company that gets her paid on a series of shows, a booze company, all her other investments, she’s still reducing herself into a bikini body for the other old ladies to look up to her, to follow her lead in hopes that they’ll look like her with their Walmart trailer park budget, good luck……save the vampires that don’t age to the 50+ year old geriatric, drug store discount celebs who won’t give up as they do young girl tactics of THIRST TRAPPING!

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Must be feeling fit, showing off like

45 year old bored bitch who has been watching too much instagram and doing her best impression of it to try to matter, exist or still be seen as hot amongst the younger generation of “Fuck the going to hollywood to be famous, I’ll just sell sex tapes and make more than these celebrity bitches”..

I mean she is an actor and social media is their enemy, or new hustle, but maybe this is her version of method acting, you know one you didn’t get a full taste of when she was a glorified soap star, which is a glorified porn star, back on the Housewives show that made her matter.

She’s obviously more about her body than her face, since she’s basically erased her face in some of these strategic marketing selfies, typical old, near or post menopausal bitches holding onto the dream.

I see women like this everywhere, they have kids they dress like, compete with and try to out-slut.

I guess narcissism never expires, doesn’t have an age limit, can go on forever, even when the pussy of said narcissist fully rots……..I mean you can practically smell her old musky musty ass twat through the computer and it sure don’t smell as delicious as the chorizo tacos I just ate for lunch….and no, I didn’t make a mexican taco joke about a Mexican’s taco intentionally, but I guess I just did…….thank god it wasn’t funny, so no on will notice….but everyone will notice Longoria’s midlife crisis, or three quarter life crisis if she’s vaccinated, but they won’t say “why is this old bitch trying so hard, like an old guy trying to play pick up basketball with the kids, only to die of a heart attack, but in outfits”..they will say “she’s fierce”……..weird world.

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I may be wrong in thinking that Eva Longoria is one of those white washed people who use their ethnic background to their advantage when trying to get ahead or trying to get sympathy, you know like “I’m gay be nice to me”….or “I’m trans give me this job”….only in her case, she’s Mexican…..as unique as a breakfast taco.

I just feel like she doesn’t even know the language, you see this with a lot of first generations from back in the day like Eva Longoria, because maybe their families were trying to assimilate in their new found country, with as little prejudice as possible, you know TO HIDE from the NAZI RACISTS of TEXAS who were scared of the Mexican migration of the 50s when Longoria was BORN.

She just gives off the vibe that she has a Mexican Gardener…..who she underpays like a white person….like my black friend who used to hate black strippers and take them for lap dances just to give them shit for their life choices…..

Anyway, shes in a bikini with some bitch named BRAVO, and I have to wonder if this is pre-fisting or post-fisting, since celebs are fucking perverts and since Longoria has had a kid, and thus totally easy to fist.

She is old as shit, but still trying, and I guess when trying involves slutty selfies, even when old, and out of context, we’ll look.

She’s also one of the biggest international stars, which is weirdd, since she hasn’t dropped and Spanish Language album yet, but maybe that Housewives show, which is really the only thing I know her for, was syndicated in 100 languages for globalism….that people of the world couldn’t get enough of….you know vapid american suburban drama….what a joke…..

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Eva Longoria’s out here looking a little Skeletor Meme in the face, but surprisingly has whipped her dumpy ass into shape worth looking at in a bikini, which is saying a lot, because I am pretty anti-Eva Longoria for whatever reason, probably because she seems like an entitled brat….but on an International Level, she is so fucking famous, yet nothing she has done is all that good, so the reason she’s viral, loved, famous, because prior to today, she’s barely been in bikinis this skimpy, fully waxed down and glistening, but maybe when they start rotting and losing their sex appeal, they start to grind down for their egos, not for the money, since she is rich as shit, so now it is about delaying the rot as long as sh can….worth watching…kinda, and I hate saying it, but kinda hot….but keep in mind sluts holding onto the dream by being sluttier is a fetish.

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I always thought Eva Longoria was A LOT of hype and I didn’t really understand how they managed to take her as far as they did, but people fucking love her, and she’s embraced on an international level, and not just by the Basketball player she once married, but by the people.

I had NO idea that that Desperate Housewives show was such a big fucking deal, because it’s pretty fucking trash, but for whatever reason, it launched this First Generation Mexican to a place where she could have the Mexican Gardeners and now where she was a Mexican Gardener….I mean, I don’t even think she knows how to speak Spanish, but instead is one of those first gen’s who just fully got into American culture that she now runs it with her production company and pile of money.

I do think she looks better than usual in this bikini, fat ass in a good way, because there’s been times in our 15 year relationship with Eva Longoria where she was fat in the wrong way, but when you’re rich and have access, there’s no excuse for a bad fat ass, only good fat asses, she can afford teams of people from trainers, to dieticians, to cosmetic surgery or spa treatments that cost millions for the ass….so next time you see a rich fuck with a shit ass know they’re just being lazy and bold…testing the waters to see how gross they can get before the people turn on them….and in this case, Longoria is skewing on the good side of evil…so we’ll acknowledge that, which doesn’t mean we think she’s good….it just means she’s better than she’s been….

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Here’s some Eva Longoria working out her ass on a trampoline like some kind of 5 year old because she doesn’t realize she’s old as shit, expired milk, or maybe since she’s Mexican, expired Horchata…fuck I love horchata..but I don’t love Eva Longoria or understand her fucking hype…but people are confused into liking her for whatever reason….I just see a first generation Mexican who looks like the kind of rich person who hires illegal Mexicans to do her LUSH rich person gardens because that’s how feeling like you made it works…YOU underpay desperate people to feel better about yourself..

That is not to say EVA LONGORIA has Mexican gardeners, or that they are illegals, or that she underpays them, it’s just to say she looks like she does…

I guess now that she’s lost a little bit of wait, maybe they’ve released another one of her clones, or it could just be some STEM CELL HGH medical tech to keep these bitches going into their grandma age…WHY BAKE COOKIES when you can SHOW people you fucking COOKIES…without SHOWING the cookies…because her COOKIES would likely be her cunt….

WHO knows.

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I have always got the vibe that Eva Longoria is the kind of celebrity who exploits her cultural heritage, while doing nothing for her cultural heritage, except maybe hire some of them to do her domestic work, because it’s an ego thing…an “I AM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I AM THE ONE WHO PAYS THEM”…

I don’t know if there’s any truth to that, but the first generation Texan Mexican was likely raised like a lot of the first generations I know, with parents who wanted them to have that American Dream, or in my case the Canada dream…which is basically to white wash the fuck out of them, some don’t even know how to speak their origin language, as their parents struggle to give them the best life possible, raising total fucking brats…

I know cab drivers from Lebanon forced to flee in the 80s, when they didn’t necessarily want to leave, but because they were Christian they had to leave, and in leaving they left behind insane careers as doctors and engineers to work 12 or more hours a day as a cab driver….before UBER destroyed them…but yeah…their kids, totally unaware of the struggles, so that they can grow up to be a vapid mall dwelling cunt like the others…WHERE IS THE WHOLE FOODS AT?

So people fucking love Eva Longoria, on an international level, I’ve met people from all parts of the world in bars while drunk and on more than one occasion they’ve told me they love Longoria…and don’t see it…she’s some midget scam but her tits are out in some matching spandex gear on and I guess old ladies in fitness gear getting their steps in can be hot, it happens…

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If you don’t find this vaccine campaign sketchy at best, remember that they aren’t sending people Vitamin D, or any supplements, they aren’t encouraging people to work out, they aren’t telling people to stop eating shit….they aren’t closing McDonald’s or banning junk foods sold at their evil corporations they deem essential…have you been to a walmart, that place stinks of fucking diabetes…

There is no mention of fresh air….there is stay in, don’t talk to people, go broke, wear masks to breath in all the bad shit you’re body is trying to breathe out…

Americans are fatter than ever, do you think that’s not by design or at least a symptom of the insanity that is going on….

Focus on health, mental health, actual health…meditate, eat nutrient rich food, get son, get outside, talk to people…SURVIVE…

Don’t fall to marketing hype…but it’s all a reminder of why Eva Longoria is deemed as the voice of Mexican Americans, when you know she hires Illegal Mexicans for her multiple houses to work the land, probably doesn’t speak the language, because her parents threw her into American Culture…

She is marketing hype, people around the world are convinced she’s some hot actress, and she produces tons of shows, makes huge money and is super fucking famous…all thanks to marketing…because she’s really not that great…but she’s producing bikini pics like a attention seeking click chaser she is….middle aged bikinis….but bikinis nevertheless.

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Eva Longoria is producing mom in her fitness gear erotica….if you can call it erotica because I can’t….

I’ll stare at a mom’s ass in tight pants for a very long time, it actually makes those COVID line-ups outside the Grocery Stores a lot more fun….you may be 6 feet apart so you can’t smell their sweaty post workout assholes….but sometimes that’s better…you know, keep your afterbirth scents to your damn self, I’m just here to see how the tight leggings make your ass seem worth staring at when I know when the pants come off…we’re left with a very different experience…

I’ve always been an Eva Longoria hater, I’ve felt she was a Mexican who hired Mexican houseworkers to feel like the more dominant Mexican…you know the type of self hater who mooches off the ethnicity….but does all she can to not support it..it’s just the vibe she gives….you know like J.Lo not being able to speak Spanish, yet rocking a Spanish accent as hard as she can to play a part…it’s pretty horrible to the people who actually deserve the Mexican roles…not the first generation haters trying to fit in….

I’ve also been amazed how famous Longoria is on an international level. I’ve met Europeans who thought she was the hottest, sure it was 10 years ago and in the Housewives days but she really wasn’t all that hot…basically ever….

She is however doing as a favor here by cropping out her face, proud of her ass or the way her little body looks, assuming it’s not just a body double, these people are professional liars, the only reason I’m thinking it’s legit, is cuz it’s not that good…

The cropping of her face is actually not making up for the lack of a pussy wedgie, how can you be in pants this tight without showing full cunt…it’s a crime against social media dick sucking.

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