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2010

17

Aug

Eva Longoria’s Shitty Little Kid Tits of the Day

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I know 12 year olds at the local pool who have better tits than this. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t check out 12 year olds on a sexual level, I just have eyes and they have bikinis on. I also don’t hate small tits, I just don’t like when they look pubescent, like the little bee stings I didn’t find hot back when I was in elementary school, and that I don’t find hot now, especially on a grown woman….

Seriously, I don’t know if I am getting my point across properly. I love small tits. I have cum on flat chested girls, a-cup girls, b-cup girls, E-cup girls, and I’ve got no issue with small tits, there’s just something weird going on here as the shit is jacked up on her chest, whether from the bra or the shirt or just shitty tits…but I figure I had no choice but to post this weirdness…esepecially since it’s on a bitch who should be stripping or cleaning hotel rooms and not a Hollywood star making Mexicans look bad…or at least look awkward cuz these tits aren’t right…they are fucking strange.

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2010

16

Aug

Eva Longoria Lovin Big Black Cock of the Day

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Eva Longoria likes black cock because she’s got a big vagina…it is big because she had to use it so that her little immigrant Mexican ass didn’t end up cleaning hotel rooms, but instead ended up staying in hotel rooms, and all the abuse she put it through left her numb enough that the only thing she can feel is something the size of a baby’s arm….or maybe I am wrong, and she is just like every other bitch I know who is looking to get off and not for a support system, who isn’t racist but who views black dudes sexual animals who’s sole purpose is to fuck the shit out of them properly….that feels so wrong and so right all at the same time…you know, it is the resason Black on Blonde born was invented….that shit isn’t for white dudes, it’s for dirty pig women with fantasies…that Eva Longoria is living out cuz she married the motherfucker to have his dick on call…

Here are her legs…watching a basketball game…something I am sure she finds to be a very erotic experience….and that’s probably why she keeps crossing and un-crossing her legs…you now cuz she doesn’t want the wetness to cause a rash….

Either way, here is some tainted meat for you idiots who used to think she was the hottest fucking thing.

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2010

28

Apr

Eva Longoria Should be Deported of the Day

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Dirty Mexican trash Eva Longoria should be fucking deported even though she was born in America strictly based on the fact that she tried her hardest to be white and live the American dream, you know getting on TV and shit, but genetics couldn’t trick her dress size as she now looks like a dumpy piece of Mexican trash you’d expect to find cookin’ in a Hollywood home for a rich family, which brings up the real proof as to how white she tries is, because no real Mexican would hire a Mexican to do their dirty work, but I have a feeling Eva Longoria would in her quest to be white….

She can pose with our troops like she was George Bush trying to trick people forget that he is killing thousands of people in a war by saying shit like “support our troops”…but that doesn’t make her any less busted, interesting, or white American….and here are the pics…

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Posted in:Eva Longoria|Fat

2010

16

Mar

Eva Longoria and her Gang of Rejects of the Day

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Eva Longoria turned 35, which explains why she has zero fucking sex appeal, as shit died then she turned 30. It’s not really her fault, it takes a specific strong gene to carry a girl I want to fuck into her 40s, for the most part, especially when they are Mexican even if they pretend they aren’t Mexican and actually offend all Mexicans but are destined for short, fat, breeding, the boners fade at 30. So this picture might as well be the fucking Golden Girls on their way to a lawn bowling competition, or at the beach smothering sun tan lotion on their loose fitting skin, cuz nothing says washed the fuck up like Kim Kardashian, Robin Antin and other old, boring pussy the bitch from Desperate Housewives has managed to get to latch onto her useless celebrity status….celebrating her 35th birthday.

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Posted in:Birthday|Eva Longoria|Kim Kardashian|Robin Antin

2010

02

Mar

Eva Longoria is Bent Over in a Little Skirt of the Day

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I don’t know how long this Desperate Housewives shit is going to go on for, but I do know that the ladies are starting to age in a pretty major way and that they should consider changing the name to Desperate Retirees.

Lookin at these pictures of Eva Longoria, I can tell they had to strap this Mexican trying so hard to be white ditch pig up so tight that her ravaged married and sloppy ass still had the youthful perk. I’m talking the industrial sized SPANX to shape her in a way that wouldn’t make the average man forced to watch this shit because he is poor and only has one TV or is totally fucking owned by his wife and who does what she tells him because he traded in his balls for the married life years earlier, think to himself “she she really is a desperate housewife and now the one thing that was decent about this show and that allowed me to put up with watching the show has turned to shit like their tired fucking storyline”….. and here are the pics.

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Posted in:Eva Longoria|Skirt

2009

23

Nov

Eva Longoria Showin’ Off Her Gut of the Day

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I am guessing that Eva Longoria is either pregnant, or that she’s been eating a few too much Mexican food in her marriage, since she’s found what she’s lookin for and doesn’t have to starve herself anymore, you know, now she can finally like her Mexican genetics step the fuck in and turn her into a round-ball of a woman that all other Mexicans tend to grow into when they hit a certain age, usually after they’ve reproduced a few dozen times. I guess she figures since her husband is black, the fatter she is the better, but she’s forgetting one key thing and that that logic only works for white girls and not Mexican girls pretending to be white. Either way, she’s not wearing pants and a pants off party is a party for me…

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Posted in:Chubby|Eva Longoria|Pantsless|Sloppy

2009

01

Oct

Eva Longoria Shows Some Nipple in Some Magazine of the Day

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Here is gutter slut Eva Longoria in some possibly sexy photoshoot depending on who you ask in a magazine called Citizen K, which looks like it could be Russian, but I’m not really that solid on identifying foreign languages so it really could be English for all I fucking know, since I never learned how to read.

What I do know is that Eva Longoria’s got a massive vagina, not because she is Mexican and every Mexican I know is designed to birth babies without realizing it, with pussies you can wear as a Nacho Libre mask, but because she’s married to a abnormally tall black man who probably makes the sex tape with her 5 foot frame comical, like a fucking circus performance.

Either way, the Russians or English behind this photoshoot released a pic of her nipple peakin out, I’m pretty sure her reps would put an end to this if they could, but when you fuck with Russia or England, they play by their own rules…

Posted in:Eva Longoria|Nipple

2009

21

Sep

Eva Longoria and her Perky Mexican Tits of the Day

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I said some pretty cruel things about how Eva Longoria was just some Mexican immigrant who worked at the right hotel as a chambermaid, and as a Mexican I should have had more pride about her success. I should celebrate it and let the world know that we Mexicans are not just lazy motherfuckers and we can slowly take over the world with people like America Ferrara, George Lopez and Jessica Alba and Longoria, but I don’t really connect with being Mexican and I figure either does Longoria, so I’ll just spew the same stereotypes everyone else is, because I’m just trying to fit in with the white man and because Eva Longoria hasn’t done shit for me.

Here are her perky tits…

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Posted in:Eva Longoria|Perky TIts

2009

17

Sep

Eva Longoria Sill Boring as Shit of the Day

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Wow, I can’t believe people were going crazy over this bitch. She’s nothing more but a Mexican chamber maid who slept with the right hotel guest, a Mexican cleaning lady who had the right client that she would fuck when the wife was out, a Mexican nanny who babysat for the right family who she would fuck when everyone was in bed, you know trash who used her pussy to get ahead and I hope people are starting to realize it….especially when seeing her in these boring fucking pictures…

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Posted in:Boring|Eva Longoria

2009

23

Jul

Eva Longoria’s is American of the Day

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We get it Eva, you’re insecure about being a Mexican because other Americans look down on your border jumpin’ strategy to get into the country, where you are forced to work illegally, hoping to never get caught and deported, but that doesn’t mean you have to overcompensate and dress like the fuckin’ flag. It’s like that time I overcompensated for being a mexican immigrant by trying to get a job and showing the world we’re not lazy, before realizing that was a stupid idea, so I got fired and was forced to live off my wife.

Posted in:American|Eva Longoria