Faith Schroder may be some irrelevant influencer who basically has no influence but is trying to pretend she does by getting half naked in bikinis for attention, which is pretty funny if you think about it, since she’s some LA based rich kid with a superstar, albeit no longer a superstar, but who was a superstar celebrity dad that everyone hates for paying off some teenage killer’s bail….which you can’t hold against this idiot, because you know that her morals and values lie with the general consensus of instagram, not those of her family, cuz the media is THAT powerful…it brainwashes these fools….with all their whining, activism, you can’t say you don’t believe in, even if you don’t believe in it, because you FEAR being cancelled too much to bother…so post the meme, the hashtag and go on with your vapid and useless life…solid…apathy while too busy caring about themselves to care about other shit that doesn’t matter.

ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini and has a ridiculous body, and that’s about as important as she needs to be, or as relevant as she needs to be, or as political as she needs to be…because sometimes looking at hot young bikini bodies reminds you that the world isn’t just fat vegan feminist lesbians with blue hair trying to invert their genitals to be other genders crying about the white man’s patriarchy and how they were mansplained too once and now suffer severe trauma that leads to overeating because of it….if you know what I mean…

Here’s her sister CAMBRIE SCHRODER doing the same half naked huslte they all do – KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY!

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I know that some of you out there are against the Schroder’s thanks to Ricky being a Trumper who gave money to bail out a kid who went to an event armed with an AR-15 and I get that…I mean you might as well alienate their daughter for being a product of him…assuming you are offended by him…which if you are on that side of the conversation…you likely are….

But I am not interested in politics, at least when it comes to celebrity children trying to be influencers, because I know that you can’t make everyone happy…there is good an there is evil and good that looks like evil and evil that looks like good….it’s a slippery slope that bred the cancel culture and all the headaches we have to deal with because everyone is so emotional, irrational, and don’t just let people have their own opinions no matter how bigoted or annoying they are…

I am more interested in staring at the tight pants trying to see the cameltoe you know to know what the pussy potentially looks like…it’s the whole point of tight pants you know…

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Faith Schroder is Ricky Schroder’s daughter who barely matters in the grand scheme of thing since all she does is the whole instagram thing…but who matters more than other girls doing the instagram because she was raised rich in LA by a played out actor, who was at one time a huge star, but who didn’t really live up to that stardom as he got older, and I am not saying that because I am not mad at him for being an American Patriot who supports Trump and bailed out the kid who shot up the protestors, I am Canadian and don’t give a fuck about any of that…and you shouldn’t either…give Ricky a fucking chance peoople…this black and white, good vs evil, division is idiotic…we can collectively, from all sides of the political divide call an expired star…expired…and we can all all look at his slutty daughter on instagram who felt the need to post a pic of herself, but not jsut any pic, one with her pants unbuttoned so that you can see she wears panties…because you can’t post on instagram without something racy, sexual, perverted…people need a reason to like and follow…and it is the porno generation..

I don’t know what she’s trying to achieve as a rich kid raised amongst rich kids in the most vapid and horrible place in the world….with the most vapid and horrible people in the world…but she’s making the right moves because a pic without pants unbuttoned with panties exposed is not a pic at all..you shameless slut.

I guess she’s about to take a shit and she’s taking us on that journey…of her pants too tight that she’s ready to explode all over the mother fucking place…we’ll call this the SHITTING selfie!

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Faith Schroder is Ricky Schroder’s not so conservative daughter, since her career, or lack of a career, that is more an attempt to have a career, has been done through half naked, fitness and bikini pics, which you could argue is the style, what they are all doing, but as the clothing gets less and less, there’s a point where it’s softcore porn, and that point is when all of Ricky’s friends are jacking off to his girl’s content….because her ass is ridiculous…

The muppet face injected celebrity who is barely a celebrity anymore but who likely did some solid investments and is still rich from his 80s stint as a heart throb, like all girls her age, gets racy for attention, for that clickbait, because it’s an over sexualized society of perverts to busy jacking off to themselves in the mirror to NOTICE all that is going on, or to care about what is going on, so long as they get those hits, views, influencer deals….it’s all so dumb, but I don’t mind being distracted by young rich ass that wants old ass perverts like me to stare otherwise they’d never post them…right!

Bonus – Here’s her ass in a bikini:

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Faith Schroder is a Body not a Face…because that face is mangled which is why she’s wearing a mask.

Even better is her caption to this video about seizing the day, living your life to the fullest, loving and thanking god, because he’s got your back, I mean her name is FAITH and her Dad is a Trump Supporter, hence Jesus is in their life….

Plus, her skin looks like it’s in its 40s, because all these tweens getting BOTOX to fuck themselves up and make them their “hottest” and most “Instgrammy” look like shit…

I mean she should go by FAITH THROATER and work sucking back alley blowjobs outside the club at 3 am…but I guess nepotism and being raised rich, because despite her dad being useless and irrelevant, he was a massive star and made that TV money..

So here she is in her fitness gear looking hot bodied, which is really what it’s about.

Here’s Faith Schroder in her fitness gear

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Faith Schroder is Ricky Schroder’s hot daughter who is putting the family name back on the map as something you shouldn’t point and laugh at. I don’t actually know if Ricky Schroder was an embarrassment, I just know he was famous in the 80s, forgotten in the 90s, 00s, 10s…but maybe his hot daughters can change that…I mean it’s probably in her best interest, because she has a lifestyle to maintain and I am sure his residuals aren’t anywhere near where they need to be to live amongst the famous….but the good news is eventually all her dreams will come true when the Kardashian dude moves in and “dates” her as the Kardashians launch her like she was Sofia Richie and now Lisa Rinna’s daughter…they run a pyramid scheme..those kardashians…..so Scott Disick is the 20 year old aspiring influencer, rich LA kid, dream…

In the meantime, here she is looking hot bodied.

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Faith Schroder is Rickey Schroder’s daughter, which isn’t saying much because the average person doesn’t know who Ricky Schroder is, but he was a big star that eventually faded out and barely existed for the bulk of this one’s life….

That doesn’t mean that people aren’t so into celebrity dick sucking that having that famous relative or famous last name where even if they don’t know who the fuck Ricky Schroder is, the public is like “he was on TV, he’s better than us, so his cum shot that survived is better than us too”….

Which based on this one’s look, isn’t too far off the mark. Her body is banging….and maybe her being a celebrity daughter in celebrity world was far less lucrative or exclusive since her dad was a has been, maybe the other celeb kids pointed and laughed from their bigger houses, while the Schroders, still rich as shit, weren’t quite as rich…forcing her to hit the internet half naked to get paid…

But then again, hitting the internet half naked is more just what her generation does than a means to an end..they all do it….even the ones with even higher profile parents!

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Sisters….

Whenever I seee two sisters being sluts together – you know to double the pleasure and double the fun in their whoring on the internet because they are stronger united than divided because dudes are perverts and always want to see sisters fuck each other…it is a thing….

But yeah, whenever I see the sisters song I think of this scene from White Christmas, because it reminds me that people are fucking perverts and have been since the dawn of time, they were just less obvious and graphic about it….which was probably a more exciting and classy time to be alive, rather than “Here’s my spread asshole for feminism, down with the patriarchy, pay me 9.99 a month” shit….

These sisters are probably the least exciting set of sisters on the internet, some Ricky Schroder kids that were raised in LA and thus on the lower tier of the celebrity kid ladder….which makes them try harder…and this is trying harder…

My theory is it won’t be long before they are producing porn together, they all end up there, I mean they are sisters, it’s like masturbating yourself….but not at all…not that these girls will turn to porn, since they were raised rich and that’s for the lower hanging fruit sluts….but we’ll take this Russian “art” fashion shoot as a step in the right direction – keep it in the family for those of us who’d rather fuck our wife’s sister than our wife…we got the dud….

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Faith Schroder is down in Turks and Caicos because apparently being Ricky Schroder’s daughter means she still gets to live that rich and luxurious life, even though to an outsider you’d assume that being Ricky Schroder’s daughter would mean you’d have to use that last name as an angle to get 50 year old dudes who find it a novelty that she’s Ricky Schroder’s daughter when they sugar baby her, you know it makes paying the rent for the fucks seem more worth it, a better story at the very least.

As it turns out, Faith Schroder has a pretty fucking amazing body, whether it’s natural or the Malibu Kardashian mix of plastic surgery, photoshop and filters, doesn’t really make a fucking difference because we aren’t in Turks and Caicos creeping from the mangrove on her tanning and posing…so we just get whatever it is she’s selling..

The truth is when your link to hollywood is Ricky Schroder, you need to put in extra work to use that access to your benefit…because it’s one of those situations where the name is VERY famous, but the man behind the name really isn’t….forcing her to fend for herself amongst the other slutty rich kids she was raised with….monetizing that instagram the way nature intended…unfortunately, that extra work is not her spreading her butthole for subscribers that steal the pic and repost it for us for free…but it may get there one day.

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