FISHNETS ARE A CONSTRUCT OF THE PATRIARCHY!!!

They send not so SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES to women trying to be sexy, that they are actually ENTRAPPED by the patriarchy…..

Even their UNDERWEAR or FANCY lingerie they use in their SEX work…or to be SEXY to the men they love have generational sexism ingrained in every mesh quadrant….

The fishnet, a seemingly innocent lingerie or hosiery…is really a product of a system of social structures and practices, in which men govern, oppress and exploit women…

Even the name “FISHNET”….means they were inspired by a TOOL or device used in the HUNTING of innocent FISH….which makes the fishnet even worse, because of all the years those evil MEN have referred to a pussy as fishy….or seafood… it’s just layers and layers of systemic sexism ENGRAINED in a product you can buy for under 10 dollars at all major drug stores and grocers.

Why didn’t they name them “Bear Trap”….or “Hunting Rifle”…it’d still have the same oppressive and predator vibe, without the negative connotation for pussy…..maybe it is because they look like FISHING NET….those CLEAVER misogynists…

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I realize that I say the same thing week after week, which could be why no one bothers with this site, it’s old, it’s tired, it was a dumb joke that started 17 years ago that I can’t help but keep running with….pretty embarrassing….but what the fuck else are you to do in a given day…

Not to make this about me, but I’m just letting you know why I always go back to the fact that Fishnets are oppressive, they are a sign of the patriarchy and misogyny, they represent a woman, like a fish, being caught at sea, only to be CONSUMED by man….

The girls in the fishnets don’t care, because everyone is a godless fuck who sells their nudes, and if fishnets make them hotter, than they have to be a good thing for their bottom line, as they are a commodity, consumed by man, ideally paying subscribers…that’s why they do these…

I personally like the fishnet mesh, what it represents, it’s a level of vintage hotness, vintage classy, vintage erotica…that women can buy at every drug store or walmart of 10 dollars…you know the easiest and cheapest way to make themselves more interesting so today we celebrate that.

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With everyone so angry at white men, the patriarchy, and all that other bullshit, that is really just a small percentage of people, but thanks to laziness, and the media not actually bothering to dig into real stories that matter, it’s easier to run with the whiners of the internet and give them purpose and validation…..

No one I know gives a fuck about any of this woke shit, they all think it is dumb, even the annoying college kids…it’s just a small handful of annoying nerds with nothing better to do who may not have found masturbation or drug addiction as a good way to distract oneself from the injustices of the world, because they are being rewarded and now feel part of a movement. I’ve seen protestors over the last 20 years…Occupy Wall Street, etc…and it was never the cool hot people…it was always who you expected it to be…those who should be ignored…

Anyway, with all the wokeness, from Lingerie brands casting uglies to everything else, you’d think the opppressive and misogynistic FISHNET and all it represents historically, and practically, because a fish net is designed to catch fish….free fish swimming…by man to feed his insatiable desires of eating….but I guess when it’s a piece of clothing you can monetize, you don’t bother burning the home of its founder….or tearing down his statues….focusing on historical sexism…losers.

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Fishnet Friday because we celebrate Fishnets, in part because we like the girls who wear them, except I am still scarred by the 89 year old woman I saw in them last week, who I assumed thought she was still hooking in Paris in the 1920…then there’s the fat chicks in fishnets who look like they’re trying to strangle out their thighs like some cat burglar with dental floss on a security guard’s neck during a heist…but fishnets on average and better looking girls, not the outliers, who oftentimes are the norm, are still hot…

I would be suprised they aren’t cancelled because of the oppressive name, FISHNETS, imply that women are fish cuz they have rank pussies and that they need to be netted and controlled by a fishnet….a symbol of the patriarchy…netting women up like a tadpole in the pond amongst shitty children…or like a free swimming fish against the toxic masculinity capturing them….

But luckily, fishnets aren’t cancelled, cuz they can be monetized, they just complain and cancel everything else for the patriarchy…JUST NOT FISHNETS….CUZ THEY make average bitches look better.

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The other day I saw some fat chick in shorts with fishnets on and I thought to myself “Those are going to leave a mark”…because I remember being a kid who fell asleep in one of those rope hammocks and seeing her compartmentalized fat pertruding out of each fishnet quadrant I couldn’t imagine how that wouldn’t feel like being choked out with dental floss when you can’t find your Bourdain robe belt for your auto-erotic asphyxiation…

Then I saw some 80 year old woman, who still had a decent body, because she’s from a generation before fat was normalized which is probably why she was hotter than the fat chick in fishnets despite being 80…you know she watches what she eats so that she can still wear her fishnets like she’s still a protistute in Paris in the 1920s getting cummed inside by Hemingway and Picasso and Owen Wilson in Midnight in Paris…

That doesn’t mean that Fishnets are bad, it means they can get into the wrong hands and put on the wrong legs….because no one seems to think they represent the oppressive PATRIARCHY…as FISHNETS steal the FISH from the sea….OPPRESSIVE PATRIARCHY….all while being an object or tool or symbol of sexualization cuz fishnets are erotic….MISOGYNY!

Fishnets are fucking everywhere…

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FISHNETS are the OPPRESSIVE SYMBOL of the PATRIARCHY implying that women are only sexy when in restraints for the misogynistic male who sexualizes them….or some other nonsene the fake feminists of social media will claim because they need to find an angle to cancel everything, even fishnets, unless of course those fishnets are being used to bait dudes into exclusive content sites where the women in fishnets can make money off their own empowered sexuality, in which case it’s ok to sexualize women…

They aren’t even consistent in their messaging, which just further confuses everything, but luckily, we don’t have to listen to these crazy people…and once you recognize that whole woke thing as crazy…it makes life far less annoying and we can go back to being normal and having fun….because ultimately, we’re not here for a long time, so let’s have a good time, all the other noise is just miserable people being miserable, trying to rain on our PARADE…since it’s not a GAY PRIDE parade…

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Fishnets, so oppressive for Memorial Day!

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One of the most interesting observations that I have made in doing this site for 17 years….and having been on the internet for 26 or 27 years….is that it was always the grossest fucking girls who would produce the amateur nude selfies….you know self shot shit…propping the CAMCORDER up in what looked like a basement apartment or a double wide…wearing cheap lingerie that looked like it was from some ghetto ass sex shop…or GOODWILL….on mixed matched sheets on an air mattress on the floor…an old computer on milk crates…garbage bags taped over the windows as blinds…maybe if you were lucky some crackpipe or maybe some junk food…maybe a sword or dragon on the wall for decor…it wasn’t very nice…not even the stained indoor/outdoor carpeting….

Then one day…all of a sudden….hot chicks started doing it…and here we are now…the uglies, still exist, the “TOO AMATEUR” still exist…but they are being outshined by hot chicks too lazy to get real work, so they sell nudes…those HOT girls always taking advantage of a situation and making ugly chicks obsolete…but I guess they had their time to shine…

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Fishnet are the oppressive lingerie that we can only blame the patriarchy for….women aren’t fish, even if they’ve been rumored to have vaginas that smell like fish, according to any dude who has fucked an unshowered hooker at the end of her shift….and women can’t be caught and tangled up in nets and thrown onto boats…even though they technically can…because you’d assume someone trying to catch women to throw onto their boat would have some help in carrying them onto the boat…but women shouldn’t wear symbols of the OPPRESSOR….because they are the OPPRESSED…and there’s nothing more OPPRESSIVE than nets…I hear that’s how they created the slave trade…human trafficking rings…and any other primitive man capturing weaker primitive man or woman story you’ve heard in history….the net…designed to catch the prey….

So why would a woman subscribe to that….because it’s hot and girls like looking hot…

I is not to reclaim the OPPRESSIVE FISHNET it is because they’ll wear whatever looks hottest and fishnets tend to look hottest..despite all the NEGATIVITY the FISHNETS exude to anyone who is miserable enough to look at the potential NEGATIVE, albeit insane, attributes something has, so that they can be activists, outraged and offended, about something, instead of just chilling out and having a good time…

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It’s always so interesting to me that Fishnets haven’t been cancelled yet….because every Friday I do the Fishnet Post with 50 more girls in Fishnets who are into showing off their fishnets for whatever reason they want….you know empowered women comes at us from all angles..even though we know what empowered truly means…it’s an excuse to do slutty shit and pretend you’re doing it for liberation from the stigma or guilt you feel for wanting to be a slut who gets that dopamine release from being a slut…oh right…empowerment…hilarious.

Anyway, I think Fishnets should be cancelled, not because I don’t like them, but because everything else is being cancelled, maybe just rename them to MESH…to get rid of that derogatory word for pussy “FISH”…real mature FISHNET GUY….while also getting rid of the word NET…which is SUPER triggering to those oppressed by the patriarchy…

DOWN WITH FISHNETS, but first FISHNETS…you dumb fucks…

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