IT IS NOT RACIST – HER DAD IS BLACK…

There was a time when this bitch whined about being half black with nappy hair and not getting the products she needs from the hotels she doesn’t pay for thanks to sucking the right DJ off at the club and getting a career because kids don’t need talent or even good product, it just needs to be catchy, a meme, clickbait…you know it…videogame culture…

Now this bitch is out here living that good life, while pretending she was a homeless drug addict, cuz it makes her poptart dick sucking, trying to be famous, celebrity bullshit life she now has cuz she’s a groupie mainstream lame as fuck pile of shit, seem like it has a better origin story.

Throw her in the trash where she belongs this week old kitchen garbage looking bitch.

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Halsey is some trashy girl who got famous thanks to believing her own hype and her own lies….she created some nonsense story about being homeless and an addict…when we can assume she was just a degenerate party girl going to the raves and fucking the DJs…those DJs let her lay down some vocal tracks…they made a hit with her and signed her and kept her around….and now she’s out there stealing Emma Robert’s queer boyfriend…who has her on his shoulders in this pic…where he looks like he’s struggling.

This bitch is from the VICTIM generation, so I’ve been annoyed of her for a lot of reasons…ranging from her origin story that is a fucking lie…to her complaining that hotels don’t offer shampoo for black people…or black hair…because she wanted the people to know her dad is black and she’s mixed…so that she appeals to a broader audience I assume…and that whole thing was annoying….

But she lieks to have her tits out, fake tits from what I’ve observed, but it could all be photoshop, we live in a time when Halsey could just be a hologram, which would be great, because we could fucking turn her off…

Other annoying Halsey facts…the paparazzi caught her railing a line of whatever powdery substance in Miami…and brands still work with her…I prefer a time when getting caught meant not hiring you….but now we’re cool with celebs snorting drugs…since we’re all snorting drugs and can relate….don’t stigmatize addiction or partying….that’s discrimination…instead celebrate it….however…it’d be nice if this bitch got canceled….they never cancel the people I want them to.

Here she is for the new DKNY campaign

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I don’t know what I dislike more, SNL or Halsey, but both are pretty fucking bad.

I know that SNL has this legacy and that it’s seen as this revolutionary show for comedy and that may be true, I mean the 70s were a different era. I think I only watched the show a few years when I was 14 or 15 and even thought it was shit…I just lived in the middle of no where, had no friends, and would be home on a Saturday night with nothing by network television to entertain me.

I know that the show has bred some serious fucking talent whether you like their comedy or not….from Adam Sandler who got fired from the show and who is now a billioaire, to Chris Rock to Will Ferrell, also a billionaire, to Dan Ackroyd also a billionaire thanks to Ghostbusters…to Bill Murray and all then all the modern assholes I find fucking terrible like Dancing Monkey Fallon, Tina Fey and Andy Samberg…it’s all just a pile of commercialized, safe, TV friendly, weak comedic garbage…

But then again…what do I know about comedy. I’ve never tried to be funny. I’ve never done stand-up. I’ve never written a comedic movie. I am just a critic on the outskirts of relevance. I say I’m a comedy snob, that laughing is a waste of time, that comedy besides a small handful of people is just lame. Some loser who practiced and memorized in front of the mirror to get that perfect 15 minute set. So my opinion doesn’t reflect the success or the zeigtgeist of what the people are actually into. I mean if it was, I wouldn’t live in a ghetto basement apartment with a fat wife cuz she pays the rent.

I still think I can say SNL sucks…

Then there’s Halsey, some liar who created some fake backstory of her drug riddled ghetto half black homeless youth, when really bitch was just some party girl who fucked a DJ that kept in contact with said DJ and did a vocal track on one of his massive songs, paving the way for her….but no one like to say “i sucked a DJ dick and he was nice to me in this MeToo era and wanted to keep the door open for future dick sucking, so I sent him a vocal track I did and he made it a hit”….

I find her barely hot, barely interesting, barely slutty enough….whether in lingerie showing off her new fake tits, or a bikini….so these are two things I hate….coming together for media and popculture moments that shouldn’t fucking matter.

Here she is in a slutty short dress

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Halsey is a cow, and she’s showing off her cow tits that she bought with her popstar trash money, because she’s manipulated the industry into thinking she’s good, and the industry has manipulated the fans into thinking she’s good, despite just being some DJ slut at an EDM concert who sucked the right dick. I am not a fan.

I remember when she first came up and people were praising her for being “almost homeless” and a “drug addict”….bitch was a party slut but bitch knew how to polarize that shit HARD…and people bought in.

She also plays up that her dad is black, which in and of itself is BLACK FACE in its own right, you know the whole “I’m so victimized, feel sorry for me, connect with me, feel for me, the plight of this ethnicity is my plight too”….garbage…she so white…

Then there’s the whole resurgence of COUNTRY music, something I’ve listened to forever and something I’ve written off people for extended periods of time for spitting back the scripted “anything but country” response to “What music do you like”….people, with no brain or knowledge of anything just denounced an entire GENRE of real fucking music, with real fucking stories, talking about real pain and real hardship, cuz they were trained to say that….I fucking hate you.

I can assure you that both DIPLO and HALSEY and even LIL NAS X all at one point in their lives said “anything but country”….

But country music PAYS the fucking bills, so now it’s cool, trendy, it goes viral..jump on it like it’s a record exec…or in Halsey’s case…a DJ at the club’s dick.

Her bolt on tits are shit, her sleazy country angle is a lie…she is a lie…and lies must be taken out back and shot…

Here she is last week humping a boat on vacation with Evan Peters..

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Halsey is so shit, everything about her is shit, even her panty upskirts are shit, but not too shit for a lame fucking trendy internet DJ to make her into a star by letting her lay down vocal tracks on his shitty mainstream music….all cuz he felt her panty upskirts were worthy as he slid his dick up in her…otherwise there is no justification of her money making career…cuz she’s so fucking average…

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