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2008

09

Jul

Hilary Duff’s Ass Fucks Hockey Players of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff bending over for her hockey playing boyfriend while shopping. It’s called the baboon style of seduction where her cunt inflames and secretes disgusting smells that only a horny, testosterone filled animal would appreciate. There’s pretty much nothing hot about her, except for maybe the fantasies of what she can do with her little dog she carries around, shit’s like a live-action sex toy and a lot more luxurious than the 2 fingered vibrator that I got my wife for our first wedding anniversary, it was a lot more expensive back then and it turned out obsolete, because my wife needed 6 fingers to fill her and I just didn’t have that kind of budget or interest in making it happen.

Bonus -Some Pictures of the Hockey Couple from a Couple Days Ago….

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Hockey Players

2008

22

Apr

Hilary Duff is a Cowboy in Shorts of the Day

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This post is legendary and by legendary I mean not very interesting at all but worth posting because short shorts are in style this summer, at least that’s what it looks like because I was out over the weekend and every girl was wearing shorts where ass cheeks hung out of the motherfuckers and pussies were suckin’ those fuckin’ things up like they hadn’t been fed in weeks….and that makes me a fan.

The truth is that anything slutty making its way into the mainstream is something that I support because I am a pervert and there was a time when the only girls who wore these things total were fuckin’ sluts and looked down upon by other girls, making the girls who had the bodies to pull it off and who were sitting on the fence about rockin’ these in public choose to not put them on. That made people like you and me the losers in the situation, which isn’t saying much because we were losers to begin with but it’s saying something and that something is that when you see Hilary Duff in anything slutty, you know that shit’s not slutty anymore and is all of a sudden considered wholesome because her virgin touch purifies things since her only sexual experience was when she used to eat Good Charlotte’s pussy and that was a long time ago….since then it’s been occasional accidental masturbation from when she pressed up against the jet of her jacuzzi for a few minutes longer than she was supposed to…

Either way, here’s everyone’s favorite cowgirl who’s only experience with a horse was back when she was younger and would climb up on her sister’s back and I approve.

Posted in:Cowboy|Hilary Duff|Shorts

2008

21

Mar

Hilary Duff Showing Off Her Tits of the Day

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Here’s some stuff by Hilary Duff and by stuff I mean tits. Look down Hilary Duff’s shirt because it’s the closest you’ll ever get to her which is too bad because based on her tits – it looks like she’s on the pill and you know what they say about girls on the pill, they let you bang them without a condom and they can’t get pregnant…but after seeing what happened to Britney, I can be pretty sure she’s now one of those lame girls who you date all year hoping to just get a chance to bang her without a rubber but she always insists on using one, even though she’s on the pill and even after you’ve been tested for STDs numerous times which was never really an issue since you’re a virgin but you can never be too safe, plus that chick you wanted to bang worked at the clinic and you wanted her to think you were massively experienced.

BONUS – Some Hilary Duff Lookin’ Hot in Fishnets from the Other Day

Posted in:cleavage|Hilary Duff

2007

19

Nov

I am – Hilary Duff’s Ass in Demin of the Day

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I have decided that today I am a fan of Hilary Duff. Not because she’s hot, but because she’s not fat and broken down like my wife and that shit is refreshing to me.

It’s kinda funny what happens to a man when you’ve been with someone who makes you sick to your stomach for about 5 years, and that is that the girls I once found hideous are slowly getting more and more attractive.

It’s like when I was in High School and I wouldn’t fuck the decent looking chick because she had one eyebrow and took too much work to convince to take my dick and my albino neighbor was easy and all about my dick because dude’s were usually scared shitless of her red eyes…but the point is that as an older dude, I find myself lookin’ at average lookin’ 18 year olds who I would have never fucked when I was 18, but now bring dirty thoughts in mind, because the fact that they are 18 outweighs the fact that they looks like they belong on a farm.

So Hilary and her horse face may not be the most amazing thing to look at, but I wouldn’t mind riding her down the beach and into the sunset like on a club med commercial but that’s just because late at night, I like to pretend I’m a cowboy and I feel like she’d be able to contribute to that fantasy by playing both the whore in the Saloon and the Horse I rode in on, she really is a triple threat.

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Posted in:Ass|Denim|Hilary Duff|Jeans|Unsorted

2007

15

Nov

I am – Hilary Duff Leaving a Massage Parlor of the Day

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Finally, Hilary Duff and you have something in common. These are pictures of her leaving a massage parlor, something you’ve got a lot of experience with, but you usually sneak out of that shit with a hood on a 4 am because you don’t want us knowing you get hand jobs from 40 year old asian bitches.

I went to a massage parlor a few times, I didn’t have the money to do the rub and tug shit, and I didn’t really want her dirty hand job hands rubbin’ me up and down, but I was drunk and thought it would be funny to see how they work.

Basically, you walk in and the pimp seats you in your own private room. He sends in 10 drug addicted chicks in bikinis to do a little show for you, one by one, for you to decide which one you want. So as each girl came in one and did their little dance, I’d reject them for whatever flaw I could find after making them flash me their pussies, or touch their toes or crawl around the floor or balance on one leg or do the running man or whatever stupid shit I could convince them to do because I am into making whores look like assholes.

I kinda felt like the king of the massage parlor, you know making these girls do embarrassing shit for me for free until the guy was out of girls and I caused a scene about how shitty his girls were and that I just came to get a hand job and now I’ve wasted an hour of my life and went to storm out… but the problem was that the drunk dude I was there with who was in a room of his own, wasn’t as poor or strong as me and ended up getting a massage from the rattiest lookin’ slut in the place and I was forced to sit in the waiting room for another fuckin’ hour like a total asshole.

Speaking of assholes, I wonder what the slag who rubbed Hilary Duff out looked like. I bet she was all high end and designer because Hilary Duff’s got more that 15 dollars to spend on that shit….and based on her fuckin’ ear-to-ear smile, she was pretty fuckin’ good.

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|Massage|Unsorted

2007

19

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff's Ass at the Latin Music Awards of the Day

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What can’t this girl do? She’s acting and she’s singing and running her stupid business and making all kind of money at least she knows that showing off her ass and panties while performing is good for business and leads to a lot more money that she probably doesn’t need, but who cares, because you get to jerk off to her.

We all like sluts and the only thing better than banging a slut is banging a slut with a boyfriend because a single slut could be out trying to live the empowered woman Sex in the City lifestyle and meaningless sex makes her feel like she’s got it going on, but a slut with a boyfriend, isn’t supposed to be a slut because she’s supposed to be hooked to her boyfriend, and making her break that code, proves that she’s got no self-control and under the bullshit lie that is her relationship is really a slut and making that happen is even more exciting than seeing a girl flashing her junk.

Point of all this is to say, that it’s nice to see that Hilary Duff showing the world that despite being cursed with a busted up horse face you can still make it, because she’s like the Phantom of the Opera and all it took was a slutty dress and a pair of black underwear to make it happen.

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2007

19

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff’s Ass at the Latin Music Awards of the Day

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What can’t this girl do? She’s acting and she’s singing and running her stupid business and making all kind of money at least she knows that showing off her ass and panties while performing is good for business and leads to a lot more money that she probably doesn’t need, but who cares, because you get to jerk off to her.

We all like sluts and the only thing better than banging a slut is banging a slut with a boyfriend because a single slut could be out trying to live the empowered woman Sex in the City lifestyle and meaningless sex makes her feel like she’s got it going on, but a slut with a boyfriend, isn’t supposed to be a slut because she’s supposed to be hooked to her boyfriend, and making her break that code, proves that she’s got no self-control and under the bullshit lie that is her relationship is really a slut and making that happen is even more exciting than seeing a girl flashing her junk.

Point of all this is to say, that it’s nice to see that Hilary Duff showing the world that despite being cursed with a busted up horse face you can still make it, because she’s like the Phantom of the Opera and all it took was a slutty dress and a pair of black underwear to make it happen.

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2007

17

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff on Set of Greta of the Day

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I originally planned on posting these pictures because they show off how hard Hilary Duff’s working life is, you know having to run around like an asshole and crawl on the ground after wrestling a bitch for her bag like she was a 10 year old kid in the park fighting over a chocolate bar, which is probably where this fat ass got her inspiration from, because her ugly sister used to emotionally eat all the chocolate in the house when they were growing up and before developing an eating disorder, because food heals a broken soul who is jealous of her sister’s success….and Hilary sometimes just wanted a Milky Way baby.

But then I checked my email and the paparazzi are after me for the last set of Hilary Duff I posted, so I decided to let them know that I am like Gangster like T.I. and don’t give a fuck cuz I found this shit on a message board.

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I am offended that they didn’t open up with this email with some greeting. I replied telling them I have no money and can’t pay them and would like them to pay me for the damages all their harassment is causing me emotionally. Either way, here are the Hilary Duff getting paid to play in some Oscar worthy performance that will be overlooked because the movie’s going straight to fucking video and if it’s not, it should. Cuddles.

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Posted in:Acting|Ass|Hilary Duff|On Set|Unsorted

2007

15

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff Nipples and Stupid Tights of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff with some erect nipples in a stupid Jewish Outfit of the day, only she took some kind of slutty twist on it with some slutty tights under her slutty dress, but I am all about sluts because all girls are sluts and I am into vagina, so it works for me.

I realize that I am a little too abrasive when it comes to sluts because girls don’t like that I think they are all sluts. I was in the coffee shop talking to some gay dude about how all chicks love cocaine because they are insecure and it makes them feel good about themselves and that’s the same reason why they like male attention, because it’s some kind of empowering shit that makes them feel like they are worth something. So I start going off on this rant and this old feminist bitch next to me who is listening to me go off, gets up and in my face and starts yelling at me about how disgusting I am and how I am a woman hater. I told her that it’s the opposite, I actually love women and love the fact that they are sluts because otherwise I’d have nothing to jerk off to or on. Then I asked if her if she was into anal and she stormed off. I guess she tried it once and it hurt too much and hasn’t been able to get over that pain. Slut.

Here are those pictures of Hilary’s hard nipples, I love that she is trying to cover those fuckers up with whatever that Stuff by Duff in her hand is, like she doesn’t want us all lookin at her tits, even though I know deep down inside she loves the attention.

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2007

09

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff Eating Ice Cream of the Day

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These pictures remind me of a time my stepdaughter was still young and vibrant, before she became a cocksucking club slut and taking her out to get ice cream was all she needed to know that her stepfather cared, what she didn’t realize was that I was too distracted to listen to her lame fucking stories about her friends and her day, by lookin at the 18 year old girls and new moms sucking their ice cream cones while imagining it was a cock, but not just any cock, my cock.

Unfortunately, my fat wife has ruined this ice cream fantasy for me by eating a tub of the shit every couple of days in one sitting. I just sit and watch her go at that motherfucker like it’s her last meal and see her slowly get fatter and fatter and realize why people who work in ice cream shops don’t eat the shit ever because of how disgusting it is.

I guess watching Hilary Duff eat ice cream is interesting for some of you perverts who are into watching girls with horse heads eat ice cream, but I am more interested in the diary she has stuck to her wrist. Could she be writing a book or a movie, or is she just writing about her useless day like keeping track of how many tampons she’s gone through, or maybe even how many dudes tried to stick their dick in her that week.

I guess none of that matters and you should just watch the creamy white drip down her chin, you sick fuck.