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2010

May

Jennifer Aniston, Brooklyn Decker and Nicole Kidman on Set of the Day

As you may know, I can’t stand celebrities….It’s not because I am jealous of celebrities because they get to live the good life, I just don’t think they deserve all they have….

Take this bullshit Adam Sandler movie starring Nicole Kidman in a shitty bathing suit, Jennifer Aniston showing off cleavage and looking for love and Brooklyn Decker convinced she can make it in Hollywood as an actress because she got the cover of SI for wearing a bikini and having her husband Andy Roddick pay them off with exclusive tennis stories for the next 18 months or some shit….

They work for 6 weeks in Hawaii, pretty much on vacation and make 5,000,000 dollars…The entire time they are there they have assistants doing pretty much everything for them…they are staying at the best hotels…they are eating the best food…they are fucking the best hookers and it is all at the Studio’s expense. The only work they have is to wake up and have the driver take them to set where they take take after take of the 4 lines at most they memorize per shot…. It’s like they have this fucking scam going that in theory is fucking awesome, but just frustrates me, because it’s all our fault they live these lives….If we boycotted movies and focused all our energy on something else, like this website for example, there would be no need for these overpaid cunts to live the good life while contributing nothing to society like some egocentric leech…..

Now I know you only come here to see tits and pussy, so I’ll just get to the boring pictures of these cunts on set, but realize as you stare at Aniston’s lonely tits, forget that she’s crying on the inside cuz her life is so unfair cuz Brad Pitt left her and forget your fantasy of sweeping her off her feed and making her yours cuz she’s so broken and you’ll help mend her wounds and remember she’s just a worthless, overpaid cunt who doesn’t deserve yours or anyone else’s attention….let her die alone on her pile of money for her assistant who shows up late to wipe her ass to find her and sell the exclusive to RadarOnline….

BONUS – HERE’S BROOKLYN DECKER PICKING HER NOSE CUZ SHE’S A PIG WITH HORRIBLE HYGIENE….cuz you know if a bitch doesn’t use kleenex for her nose, she probably don’t change her tampons too often, or really rock enough toilet paper…disgusting….

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Posted in:Brooklyn Decker|Jennifer Aniston|Nicole Kidman|On Set

2010

Feb

Angelina Jolie is a Lost Slut of the Day

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Remember when Angelina Jolie was a hot, dark, almost gothic whore who used to show off her hot body, milk her her raw sexuality for all it was worth, leaving us with empty testicles and a dream that her next movie she’ll show nipple. You know the bitch who played a dyke with AIDS in GIA, who made out with her brother with tongue, who carried a vile of blood and talked about how much she loved fucking, who was really just a fucking gimmick who left all that good shit behind to save the world and start a fucking orphanage and pretend she’s a fucking nun sent from God to care for every third world child , totally taking away from the leather clad, thick lipped slut she made us think she was and based her whole career on…

So for every kid she adopts or provides clean water for, I see a motherfucker who robbed me of pussy I wanted to fuck, and who turned her into some “good” person you don’t want to fuck up the ass before cumming in her pussy cuz she’s so wild she doesn’t care about UTIs, because you don’t want to taint the purity that drips off her refined, luxurious clothes….The whole thing is pretty fucking depressing to me and here she is back on set, but instead of wearing PVC and showing off tit, she’s dressed like a fuckin’ lady…very fucking annoying….

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Posted in:Angelina Jolie|On Set|Refined|The Tourist

2009

Aug

Elle Macpherson’s Got Sex Hair on Set of the Day

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Elle Macpherson got a job on some Ashton Kutcher bullshit show about models because she used to be a model and I guess it was a natural fit, but not quite as natural as the unprotected sex she had to get from her tribal village in Tazmania into the the big modeling world back in the 80s, not that that happened, but I like to imagine all women with bone through their noses and one down their throat, if you know what I mean, which I hope you do, cuz I don’t have any idea what I mean, I am just distracted by my love for Elle Macpherson even as her beauty slowly ripens into a sloppy mess, it’s like we’ve got history or some shit, thanks to my jerking off to her for the first time back in ’88, that was 20 years ago, and I could still get off to her, and not many pussies have that kind of longevity.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|On Set|Sex Hair

2008

Jun

Pussycat Dolls are Boring on Set of the Day

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The Pussycat Dolls may useless stains on the world of music, but if you ask me, half naked chicks who do erotic shows and don’t show their pussies are pretty fucking useless, but when you compare this shit to everything else out there, it’s a little more interesting to watch and proves that if you want to make money, all you have to do is turn yourself into a sex object. I tried taking my own advice once and decided to show up to random job interviews topless, but turns out that we live in a sexist world and topless big breasted chicks get ahead, while topless big breasted men are looked at as if we’re disgusting creeps.

This is the some video shoot that the Pussycat Dolls are currently filming and I guess it’s the light at the end of the tunnel in some kind of a moment of inspiration for girls out there who think showing off their drunken asses at the club won’t lead to bigger and better things, because I know sometimes feeling objectified and only having a case of herpes to show for all your hard work you’ve put into being a slut can make you feel like throwing in the towel and giving it all up because it’s only downhill from here, but there is hope and hope is all we really have…..I feel like I’ve said that before….

Posted in:On Set|Pussycat Dolls

2008

Jun

Miley Cyrus Does a Cheer About Her Little Hips of the Day

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Here’s a 2 week old video of Miley doing some kind of cheerleading chant for her fans on set for the Hannah Montana Movie and I figured since this site has a huge 15 year old girl following and by 15 year old girl following, I mean perverted dudes who like 15 year old girls and not actual 15 year old girls, I figured I’d post it because it’s not everyday that you can help your fantasies be more realistic as you loop her saying “shake my little hips” over and over because when you’re down with young girls, that usually means your down with little hips because Miley only got her period a year ago and still hasn’t grown into herself and despite my being completely against that, I do what I do for the fans and by fans I mean 5 of you.

Posted in:Cheerleader|Miley Cyrus|On Set

2007

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff on Set of Greta of the Day

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I originally planned on posting these pictures because they show off how hard Hilary Duff’s working life is, you know having to run around like an asshole and crawl on the ground after wrestling a bitch for her bag like she was a 10 year old kid in the park fighting over a chocolate bar, which is probably where this fat ass got her inspiration from, because her ugly sister used to emotionally eat all the chocolate in the house when they were growing up and before developing an eating disorder, because food heals a broken soul who is jealous of her sister’s success….and Hilary sometimes just wanted a Milky Way baby.

But then I checked my email and the paparazzi are after me for the last set of Hilary Duff I posted, so I decided to let them know that I am like Gangster like T.I. and don’t give a fuck cuz I found this shit on a message board.

Hilary Duff Nipples and Stupid Tights of the Day

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I am offended that they didn’t open up with this email with some greeting. I replied telling them I have no money and can’t pay them and would like them to pay me for the damages all their harassment is causing me emotionally. Either way, here are the Hilary Duff getting paid to play in some Oscar worthy performance that will be overlooked because the movie’s going straight to fucking video and if it’s not, it should. Cuddles.

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Posted in:Acting|Ass|Hilary Duff|On Set|Unsorted

2007

Jun

I am – Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley on the Set of their New Movie of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley proving that acting is such a fucking hard job and that these cocksuckers deserve to get paid millions of dollars a year for it, because frolicking in the ocean like a bunch of Autistic kids do in puddles every fucking rainy day means getting fucking paid for them, when it just makes me look like a weirdo when I do it.

If you’re in a position to change your career, I think that you should consider acting. It’s like everyday is what you would do on a vacation if you could afford to go on vacation and you get paid heavy for the shit. If you’re in action movies you get paid to pretty much experience all the most exciting things life has to offer, whether it be car chases or running from explosion or whatever. If you’re in a romantic comedy, you usually get to see a celebrity slut naked, if you’re in some drama you usually get to chain smoke and chain smoking is amazing, especially when you get paid lots of money for it and on your downtime you can spend your money, party and get addicted to cocaine and not have to worry about paying rent.

I think it’s safe to say that actors don’t need talent. I think it’s also safe to say that Sienna Miller showing off her throwback pantyhose that you’re already jerking off to and that makes me feel uncomfortable.

Posted in:Keira Knightley|On Set|Pantyhose|Sienna Miller|Unsorted