Jade Chynoweth the dancer who was getting gay with that degenerate Halsey on stage at Rihanna’s fashion show, so she’s like practically famous now.

So when you’ve worked your way into part of Halsey’s fake storyline people are buying into even though it’s fake, embellished and designed to generate hype and sell records for the puppet…..you do what you can to get half naked on social media with that dancer body that anyone who has fucked a dancer will know can deliver in the bedroom thanks to the strength they have from dancing and the cardio endurance they have from dancing…in a bounce on your dick until she rubs it out so it no longer exists….just jack hammering it like it was an old concrete floor you’re trying to replace..forever out of the way and you’d be okay with cuz you wouldn’t have to ever fuck your fat wife again, and the sex with the dancer was that much better than the sex with your fat wife….who just sort of lays there smelling like un-wiped sweaty barn animals…and here’s that dancer body for attention…

Here she is dancing..

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Jade Chynoweth is some dancer and I guess this is her dancing…on the beach in a bikini because she needs content for her 2 million followers who are only there because she posts shit like this.

I figure if you’re a dancer and you have a social media with a huge audience you gotta keep that dream alive…..by posting smutty shit cuz the idea of dancer is that she’s a stripper….and I get it, I’ve known professional non stripper dancers, or girls who did dance in college, or girls who do hip hop dance on the weekends or nights to stay fit, so not all dancers are strippers, but it is a decent or more interesting plan or strategy than working at a dance school, or doing whatever it is non-stripper dancers do…I couldn’t tell you because they don’t exist to me.

The nice thing about dancers is they know how to move, which can be applied to their sex, and they are relatively fit that can be applied to their sex, so even if they aren’t the best dancer, or well known dancers, or strippers like dancing intended, they have some good qualities….like that they like to show off their bodies half naked for social media…with their slutty friends.

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Jade Chynoweth is some dancer…which means if the trying to be famous as a dancer, a ridiculous concept in and of itself doesn’t work out for her…she can always become a stripper…or cam girl…who dances for money…whilst showing her pussy…which is pretty much what all these girls do anyway, even when they aren’t official sex workers…because why the fuck else would they be thrown into dance…not to mention, we live in a world of all girls being sex workers even when they arn’t official sex workers…so it all kinda works out the way it should work out anyway…

All this to say, who cares about Jade Chynoweth.

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Who is Jade Chynoweth?

I don’t know, but her instagram says that she’s a dancer…a very important dancer…because all dancers are important…their strength, athleticism, musculature, their rhythm, their stamina…their weird hippie dancer mindset…unless they are just new generation young people who want to Hip Hop dance to train for their instagram stories to be sexy enough to be jerked off to. That’s the era, why do sports when you can do half naked gyrating and sex simulation…like a stripper but more annoying because they don’t get naked as easily….but luckily still horny enough to get naked cuz it’s the porn generation….and these are her tits in some outfit.

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This is the second time I am posting Jade Chynoweth this week, which is a lot considering she’s a nobody.

She’s a 19 year old from UTAH who is in a lot of really important things like the Step UP Stomp the Yard TV series you didn’t know exists because why would you know that, it’s not like you’re some kind of pervert who snuck into Step Up stomp the yard when it was in Movie Theaters to see both the girls who were into seeing such a stupid movie and that girls in the movie…dancing around like young harlots set to shitty storylines,

All it took was some bikini content to make her important enough to get featured on this site to millions of people / my mom…jokes…my mom’s dead.

The real question is why would a woman post up her bikini pics to social media using her phone?

Is it because she really just wants to share this memory with her fans she doesn’t give a fuck about, or friends and family, and the fans are just part of the job…

Or it’s just a shameless look at me, jerk off to me, follow me, I’ll post more if you do…and when enough of you follow me, maybe I’ll get my Mormon Utah ass into actual movies that matter…maybe…

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Why would a woman stage a lame photoshoot with her iphone, whether it be harassing random people at the party, by the pool, other hotel guests, her boyfriend or sugar baby or dad…half naked in a bikini, if it wasn’t for the sole purpose of attention seeking.

What would compel a woman to share her bikini pics with her fans, besides saying “this is what I look like in a bikini”, half naked, innocent and casual maybe…but seems like effort went into this…in the fact the picture exists and was uploaded.

I know what no effort looks like, I live no effort in all aspects of my life, and sure I say I don’t give a fuck about this site I’ve been writing daily since 2004…for no real personal gain but I don’t actually care about you, my reader…if you’re out there…clearly I care about calling whores out for being whores, otherwise I wouldn’t do it…I also call out celebrated women for being not as hot as they think they are…it’s become my life work…which is weird because I don’t care about pop culture or celebrity…but OUSTING WHORES is the mission…

I mean really, have you ever heard of Jade Chynoweth? If you’re not some weirdo, I assume you haven’t, so analyzing the reason for the bikini pic is hardly worth our time. We get it.

She’s a dancer… HER INSTAGRAM IS HERE

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